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Aspas is a gooner

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#1
xineFso

why would he ask that to Verno

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cxrsedval
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the original question is like if a chair with a dick and a cake, and u have two options, sit on the cake and suck the dick, or sit on the dick and eat the cake what u choose

#4
Aayan
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lmao

I remember him asking Sacy this a while back, there's a clip out there somewhere that's funny asf

#5
cxrsedval
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aspas been doing this for ages but in portuguese

#7
xineFso
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Equally bad but i’d choose option1 tbh

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cxrsedval
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im not getting my ass penetrated bro im picking 2

#15
unknown_trash
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but the second option is to sit on the dick and eat the cake... i assume you would do 1, then?

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wagonVAL
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youd rather not only lose the cake, but also suck the dick? atleast youre winning in something when you eat the cake

#18
welikefortniteandvalorant
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bro WHAT are you winning by sitting on the dick 😭

#19
wagonVAL
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uhhh the cake obviously? I lose my dignity AND the cake if I suck the dick, who wants ass cake?!? atleast when I sit on the dick I only lose my dignity and get to eat the yummy cake

#20
xineFso
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damn lwky true

#21
kfan4238173
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No bro if u have a dick in your ass ur not gonna enjoy the cake

#22
widepeepofrosty
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yes you will

#24
kfan4238173
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How would u k

#23
welikefortniteandvalorant
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wait its cake as in the food? i thought cake was meant to be ass

#25
NYANYANYANYAN
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sitting on the dick (bouncing on it) and eat a cake

#3
Denjisideals
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Aspas will never be a bigger gooner than Jimpphat

#6
noudlez
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at least he won while gooning 🤷‍♂️

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cxrsedval
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whos jimpphat and context?

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Denjisideals
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He is this young cs player who was reposting gooning posts on twitter an hour before an important match and then won the whole tournament iirc. Then he posted this
https://x.com/jimpphatCSGO/status/1893365108581036155?t=9-GR5YJC4t7y1RDfMS7GmQ&s=19

#13
Huitzilopochtli
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hes goated for that

#14
cxrsedval
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LMAO

#10
Goonster
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You called?

#12
xineFso
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Master baiter sir 🥹

#17
H3ENnZ
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just bought the mibr bundle

#26
Notbaka
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Greatest gooner most kills on servers most strokes irl

#27
Clucker
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In terms of calories u wanna sit on the cake and suck the dick. Sucking the dick is more of a workout than simply "eating" dick. Therefore you will lose calories instead of gain them.

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