I summon all vlr users ages 26+

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nuthoneycheerios

how are you? how is life? any advice?

Should I get a cat or a wife?

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trmnl

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get a wife with a cat, but make sure you have a car and financial cushion before both of those.

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nuthoneycheerios

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you are wise, thank you sir

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trmnl

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unc must share with the youngins for the greater good

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unknown_trash

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i am not over 26 but since you will never get a wife i suggest you get a cat.

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nuthoneycheerios

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Thank u bro

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kuruk

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the unction😭

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TM06Nick

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he said 26+ not 40+

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FrenchToast

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get your money and finances up. adopt a cat and the cat will attract a wife. bitches love cats. i’m bitches. you also get a companion out of the cat.

and umm stay in school. learn what a 401k is and invest in the future when you’re older. a diverse portfolio preferably.

learn to cook. any adult should be able to cook and help sustain themselves.and clean. no one should be unkept and sloppy.

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but I'm a dog typa guy...will that not work
am I gonna be unmarried 😔

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FrenchToast

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dogs also work don’t worry

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column1

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401ks are only relevant when you get a full time job, so depending on how young you are an ira might be a better approach.

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FrenchToast

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absolutely, this advice too 🙏

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sideshowsbaldhead

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i’m not over 26 but i will be your wife i am however allergic to cats

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nuthoneycheerios

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that is the price for femboy cookies :3

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Frogger0_0

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make your money first then live life