I summon all vlr users ages 26+

how are you? how is life? any advice?

Should I get a cat or a wife?

get a wife with a cat, but make sure you have a car and financial cushion before both of those.

i am not over 26 but since you will never get a wife i suggest you get a cat.

trmnl [#2]

get a wife with a cat, but make sure you have a car and financial cushion before both of those.

you are wise, thank you sir

the unction😭

unknown_trash [#3]

i am not over 26 but since you will never get a wife i suggest you get a cat.

Thank u bro

nuthoneycheerios [#4]

you are wise, thank you sir

unc must share with the youngins for the greater good

get your money and finances up. adopt a cat and the cat will attract a wife. bitches love cats. i’m bitches. you also get a companion out of the cat.

and umm stay in school. learn what a 401k is and invest in the future when you’re older. a diverse portfolio preferably.

learn to cook. any adult should be able to cook and help sustain themselves.and clean. no one should be unkept and sloppy.

FrenchToast [#8]

get your money and finances up. adopt a cat and the cat will attract a wife. bitches love cats. i’m bitches. you also get a companion out of the cat.

and umm stay in school. learn what a 401k is and invest in the future when you’re older. a diverse portfolio preferably.

learn to cook. any adult should be able to cook and help sustain themselves.and clean. no one should be unkept and sloppy.

but I'm a dog typa guy...will that not work
am I gonna be unmarried 😔

i’m not over 26 but i will be your wife i am however allergic to cats

make your money first then live life

kuruk [#5]

the unction😭

he said 26+ not 40+

FrenchToast [#8]

get your money and finances up. adopt a cat and the cat will attract a wife. bitches love cats. i’m bitches. you also get a companion out of the cat.

and umm stay in school. learn what a 401k is and invest in the future when you’re older. a diverse portfolio preferably.

learn to cook. any adult should be able to cook and help sustain themselves.and clean. no one should be unkept and sloppy.

401ks are only relevant when you get a full time job, so depending on how young you are an ira might be a better approach.

column1 [#13]

401ks are only relevant when you get a full time job, so depending on how young you are an ira might be a better approach.

absolutely, this advice too 🙏

Tempest24 [#9]

but I'm a dog typa guy...will that not work
am I gonna be unmarried 😔

dogs also work don’t worry

sideshowsbaldhead [#10]

i’m not over 26 but i will be your wife i am however allergic to cats

that is the price for femboy cookies :3