bathroom question

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somali_pirate

do you wipe your butt with your hands and water or with toilet paper

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aimnobody1

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??????

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somali_pirate

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apparently a lot of people do the former so now im curious

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aimnobody1

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NAHHHHH THATS INSANE
did ppl just not learn hygiene while growing up

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column1

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if you go to college and live in a dorm you will find out that just showering and using soap puts you in the 50th percentile of hygiene

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aimnobody1

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no fr, it's actually in college when i figured out that most dudes be walking around smelling like landfills. like cmon bro the axe isnt gonna cover ALL that

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somali_pirate

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most dont even use anything. a simple use of deodorant can last them the entire day of not having to smell like complete shit everywhere they everywhere they sit is good enough but nope, they don't care. they simply do not care. they know fully well how easy it is for them to not smell like fucking garbage, but they simply do not care. why that is? i genuinely will never know. maybe they're just evil, maybe they're fucking retarded, maybe both. like its summer, their pits are sweating so hard you can see it through their shirt, no deodorant detected, and they try to engage in conversations? they go out of their way and sit next to you during a completely empty fucking lecture? yea man. deodorant be damned. its poison. go natural. go walk around all day while sweat builds up in your disgusting fucking armpits and go talk to as many people as you possibly can. be the good in society.

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water is better than toilet paper bro

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somali_pirate

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do all indians do the former just asking

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rStellar

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yes its more hygienic

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instagram has made it so i genuinely dont believe this is bait

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somali_pirate

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where do you even get the water from, like how exactly do you use it to clean your ass during the process. is it just a wet hand doing all the work, rinse and repeat?

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rStellar

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bidet, spray it and clean with hand

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I have a bidet and then after I wash my butt with that I wipe with toilet paper to dry the water

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somali_pirate

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the fuck is a bidet

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GodAwfulGod

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Its a toilet attachment that sprays your butthole with water washing away all the poo.

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somali_pirate

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that sounds useless, just wet some toilet paper

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then it rips and you get poo on your hand no?

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somali_pirate

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then double stack the goddamn toilet paper or stop getting cheap shit, why im i educating you on the practice of using toilet paper

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GodAwfulGod

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Well it makes me use less toilet paper which saves me money, also they cause less irritation than just dry toilet paper, I don't have to get up and walk to my sink I just press a button and it washes my ass for me. There are a lot more benefits too tbh.

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somali_pirate

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no amount of water pressure on the planet is good enough to completely clean my ass

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saebr

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so you'd rather spend more money on toilet paper than a one time bidet purchase. smart

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bidets are goated you don't understand

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GodAwfulGod

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Once you use a bidet you can never go back

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somali_pirate

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looking at some images its lowkey nasty as hell

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I let it crust

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somali_pirate

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eating your ass would be like eating chocolate ice cream with a shell

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How do you even think of this 😭

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Kimchidestroyer

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I do a handstand in my shower and let the water clean it all up

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somali_pirate

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but then the shit water would go down the rest of your body

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mouth wide open

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somali_pirate

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but the shit water would only trail down your back and down your hair, it cant reach your mouth.

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I angle it so it drips off my junk like a faucet, and lets say i have good aim from ther

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somali_pirate

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is this teachable

#33

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As teachable as aim in val

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somali_pirate

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whats the iron result of this tactic

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Kimchidestroyer

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Chocolat ice cream flavored bliss and a short hospital visit (im a frequent)

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aimnobody1

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LMAO

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I just had to stumble upon this thread while I’m eating….

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aimnobody1

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damn

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the only reason i can think of why u would use a toilet paper is when you're outside and no bidet available.

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???????????????

#42

LowGun

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It is strange that we use water to clean our face, our chest, our hair, our teeth etc. but for the dirtiest part of our body we use dry paper.

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somali_pirate

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but you just said you use water for the dirtiest part of your body

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LowGun

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Yes I do. I mean my friend bought up this point and honestly it made so much sense.
Bidet>

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somali_pirate

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no im talking about your FUCKING FACE

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Aayan

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bidet clears