do you wipe your butt with your hands and water or with toilet paper
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somali_pirate [#3]apparently a lot of people do the former so now im curious
NAHHHHH THATS INSANE
did ppl just not learn hygiene while growing up
GodAwfulGod [#4]I have a bidet and then after I wash my butt with that I wipe with toilet paper to dry the water
the fuck is a bidet
washedradiant [#7]I let it crust
eating your ass would be like eating chocolate ice cream with a shell
aimnobody1 [#5]NAHHHHH THATS INSANE
did ppl just not learn hygiene while growing up
if you go to college and live in a dorm you will find out that just showering and using soap puts you in the 50th percentile of hygiene
Kimchidestroyer [#8]I do a handstand in my shower and let the water clean it all up
but then the shit water would go down the rest of your body
somali_pirate [#6]the fuck is a bidet
Its a toilet attachment that sprays your butthole with water washing away all the poo.
column1 [#10]if you go to college and live in a dorm you will find out that just showering and using soap puts you in the 50th percentile of hygiene
no fr, it's actually in college when i figured out that most dudes be walking around smelling like landfills. like cmon bro the axe isnt gonna cover ALL that
GodAwfulGod [#12]Its a toilet attachment that sprays your butthole with water washing away all the poo.
that sounds useless, just wet some toilet paper
aimnobody1 [#5]NAHHHHH THATS INSANE
did ppl just not learn hygiene while growing up
water is better than toilet paper bro
somali_pirate [#15]that sounds useless, just wet some toilet paper
then it rips and you get poo on your hand no?
nobody___100 [#17]then it rips and you get poo on your hand no?
then double stack the goddamn toilet paper or stop getting cheap shit, why im i educating you on the practice of using toilet paper
somali_pirate [#18]then double stack the goddamn toilet paper or stop getting cheap shit, why im i educating you on the practice of using toilet paper
Well it makes me use less toilet paper which saves me money, also they cause less irritation than just dry toilet paper, I don't have to get up and walk to my sink I just press a button and it washes my ass for me. There are a lot more benefits too tbh.
somali_pirate [#9]eating your ass would be like eating chocolate ice cream with a shell
How do you even think of this 😭
Kimchidestroyer [#22]mouth wide open
but the shit water would only trail down your back and down your hair, it cant reach your mouth.
somali_pirate [#18]then double stack the goddamn toilet paper or stop getting cheap shit, why im i educating you on the practice of using toilet paper
so you'd rather spend more money on toilet paper than a one time bidet purchase. smart
somali_pirate [#24]but the shit water would only trail down your back and down your hair, it cant reach your mouth.
I angle it so it drips off my junk like a faucet, and lets say i have good aim from ther
GodAwfulGod [#21]Well it makes me use less toilet paper which saves me money, also they cause less irritation than just dry toilet paper, I don't have to get up and walk to my sink I just press a button and it washes my ass for me. There are a lot more benefits too tbh.
no amount of water pressure on the planet is good enough to completely clean my ass
Kimchidestroyer [#27]I angle it so it drips off my junk like a faucet, and lets say i have good aim from ther
is this teachable
rStellar [#20]yes its more hygienic
where do you even get the water from, like how exactly do you use it to clean your ass during the process. is it just a wet hand doing all the work, rinse and repeat?
aimnobody1 [#13]no fr, it's actually in college when i figured out that most dudes be walking around smelling like landfills. like cmon bro the axe isnt gonna cover ALL that
most dont even use anything. a simple use of deodorant can last them the entire day of not having to smell like complete shit everywhere they everywhere they sit is good enough but nope, they don't care. they simply do not care. they know fully well how easy it is for them to not smell like fucking garbage, but they simply do not care. why that is? i genuinely will never know. maybe they're just evil, maybe they're fucking retarded, maybe both. like its summer, their pits are sweating so hard you can see it through their shirt, no deodorant detected, and they try to engage in conversations? they go out of their way and sit next to you during a completely empty fucking lecture? yea man. deodorant be damned. its poison. go natural. go walk around all day while sweat builds up in your disgusting fucking armpits and go talk to as many people as you possibly can. be the good in society.
somali_pirate [#32]where do you even get the water from, like how exactly do you use it to clean your ass during the process. is it just a wet hand doing all the work, rinse and repeat?
bidet, spray it and clean with hand
somali_pirate [#15]that sounds useless, just wet some toilet paper
bidets are goated you don't understand
GodAwfulGod [#39]Once you use a bidet you can never go back
looking at some images its lowkey nasty as hell
somali_pirate [#34]whats the iron result of this tactic
Chocolat ice cream flavored bliss and a short hospital visit (im a frequent)
LowGun [#42]It is strange that we use water to clean our face, our chest, our hair, our teeth etc. but for the dirtiest part of our body we use dry paper.
but you just said you use water for the dirtiest part of your body
somali_pirate [#44]but you just said you use water for the dirtiest part of your body
Yes I do. I mean my friend bought up this point and honestly it made so much sense.
Bidet>
LowGun [#45]Yes I do. I mean my friend bought up this point and honestly it made so much sense.
Bidet>
no im talking about your FUCKING FACE
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