EU steals another NA talent

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EU should relegate the bottom 2 teams every year and promote 2 NA challengers teams to make up for all of the DESPERATE player stealing. Sad honestly #CTESPN

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½/8

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upgrade your mic buddy

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frik u

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thank you for spotting NA saviour n4rrate

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he actually found me at a mcdonalds in altoona

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ofc

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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

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https://www.vlr.gg/player/31/trick

bros just mad he cant get picked up

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Mad lions

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so true, they need you out there next to save EMEA

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100% they do.

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tr0ckv0l

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Bro you can’t talk u can only dream of reaching tier 1 team

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BEANS ON TOAST EATER SPOTTED

OPINION: DENIED

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Wait thats valid

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i fw u trick but ever disrespect beans on toast again and i will have to step in.

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sad that emea teams go for washed na players instead of emea t2 talents

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average na rage bait

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you should be thankful for the poaching....you were so unbelievably shit on mad lions you made n4rrate look mediocre/alright and lost every game, good thing KC saw through your fraudulence as a player

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TrickVAL

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N4rrate had the best stats in the entire of NA challengers under my IGLing

Opinion: DENIED

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so basically you had the best T2 player in the world and you still lost pretty much every game?
Pretty rough stuff no matter how you look at it :)

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Hear me out bro, whats worse, being LocoMonteiro talking about players who have made hundreds of thousands of dollars playing video games or being TrickAIM who lost in challengers with n4rrate and went on to make a full time living playing and coaching video games

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why did you snake zexrow 😔

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Zexrow left the team and was never dropped. Will didnt get along with Drone & Ange and called them dogshit at the game and told the coach he wanted to rebuild with just me and him. The only person I had a say in replacing was drone.

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if thats true then i had a wrong opinion about you the whole time but if you read zexrows tweets after he „left“ the team then it didnt really seem like he agreed on leaving

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just ask him yourself. The entire community has 0 clue what happened, I had no control over any of the changes on that team only the coach and management can make those decisions. I recommended they trial a new IGL, and we did trial Hazed because the way the team wanted to play was not how I wanted to IGL.

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Flexing your status in the valorant community despite everyone acknowledging you are bottom of the barrel is insanity, but hey, if you are truly happy, then im happy for you buddy :)

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If I am "bottom of the barrel" then you are the shit on my boot brother. You might be functionally useless in society if I am "bottom of the barrel". Crazy way to talk about someone who got to compete at a high level while living the dream of a full time job in gaming! You random bot accounts on VLR are super funny, I no longer compete so I can actually respond now. Useless human IRL

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Of course TrickVal cant imagine life ouside Valorant and thinks a persons contribution to the world starts and ends with this game.....I sincerely hope you will someday discover you can find fullfilment in things outside Valorant
God bless friend.

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Cooked that fraud

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You are projecting brotha, your fulfillment comes from VLR.gg hate comments. Very functional member of our society, very proud parents.

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Oh wow even talking about my parents? Easy to understand where you pseudo-carreer fell short if even a VLR user on his lunch break can rattle you like this... less training in-game mechanics, and more training your mental fortitude, id be happy to give you some pointers friend :)

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just put the fries in the bag brother

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no one can carry tr0ckv0l dumb ass. not n4rrate's fault. thank god KC gave him a chance.

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n4rrate was NOT mediocre, even though mad lions were shit, n4rrate was farming

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calling crashies talent
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u have 4,700 posts on VLR.GG bro if hes not talented you might be a toaster oven!

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https://www.vlr.gg/300168/qor-vs-lucky-7-challengers-league-2024-north-america-qualifiers-oq-2-top-32-ubsf

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https://www.vlr.gg/287127/team-mystic-vs-glip-the-funhaver-invitational-qualifier-4-playoffs-ro16

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5k posts 0 life accomplishments,

OPINION: DENIED

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Own these frauds my goat 🥹 👏

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Trick when are you announcing your relationship with Bo Hoogland
Can't wait for you two to be the next power couple in Valorant

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Imagine being so ass at Valorant that you start shitposting on vlr 🤣 also trashies isn’t even a talent

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TrickVAL

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If crashies is not talent what do you call yourself?

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Unlike crashies I am not aspiring to be a pro player. I mean gotta give crashies his flowers he might be ass at the game but at least he has a stable source of income unlike you who is overweight and shitposts on vlr 💀💀💀

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TrickVAL

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ive made 10k in the last 30 days from this game bro.

OPINION: DENIED

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I see you aren’t denying the overweight part. How much of the 10k lands in McDonald’s chesseburgers? My guess is at least 2/3 !

10k are brokie numbers I made 300k this month rugging nfts and dropshipping rare Mongolian fish get on my level

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LMFAO

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dw ur ass is safe no one in emea is poaching u

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TrickVAL

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if u guys want to give me money my discord is trickval buy my coaching i gtg

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Is begging for money on vlr the "income" you keep mentioning?

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6k earned in 4 years btw, he’s stolen more money from orgs than shirpie has from wallets which is kinda impressive

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who is this shirpie fella

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CTESPN

This company offers various clothing items featuring political, sports, and other designs. Customers can choose from t-shirts, tank tops, sweatshirts, and hats. The website also includes exclusive deals, new product announcements, and a shopping cart.

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And you are?

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bro is so down bad for attention he had to rage bait to stay relevant.

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good take, no notes