still finding a way to go 1-6, that's my goat right there

he might just be that guy

xi lai would shit on NRG ngl

yeah okay but it is still just trace, wait for 1-1 game and then i guess you can be smug about

that... seems like a really bad idea?

the orgs? which korean speaking coaches do you recommend, then? lol

yeah lmao that was my first thought

I could see this roster eclipsing T1 later to be 3rd in APAC tbh

I kinda agree mostly because I think 8 team format is inherently just dogshit and ass and bad

that being said, the games so far have been kinda fire, I'm still excited to watch most these teams at intls, its aight

except it's not taking candy from the eye of a volcano, it's more like... venturing deep into a volcano, coming a few steps away from where it keeps its candy, then succumbing to the heat and dying anyways

i mean it's overrated by all means (should not even be in top 1 contention for cuisines, if you think it is you're off the perc) but its far from trash

my handsome goat deserves better c0m hating will resume at regular scheduling im afraid

yeah he's solid but giga overrated I'm not gonna lie man

Meteor
Keiko
Trexx
Kamyk
Jawg

Mako
Bang
Stax

im fr crashing out if I lose to sleepy femboy my monitor is NOT surviving

NRG can't be THAT broke surely

yikes

month long salary deduction for ranked is crazy stuff

that being said CN terminally online mfs are a different level from western ones, I wouldn't wanna draw their ire either bruh

he's lowkey the best player itw (on form) going into bangkok no?

when you find out your goat is finished

I mean... realistically against KOI it was their dogshit fracture comp, which they have seemingly fixed, and against Apeks, yeah Liquid's pearl does suck ass ngl, but it seems like now it'll be their permaban, or they'll come back with it worked on, so that's fine too.

The other maps against those teams were fine or good

he's quite insane

central america is just part of north america tho for the record, south america pretty much starts at the panamanian-colombian border

i dont know how you classify the Carribean nations, though, Cuba should definitely be NA but Trinidad and Tobago is literally a few miles off the Venezuelan coast

sniffing glue

LMFAO

nah heretics gotta pack it up bro

S3 to Bronze 3 lmfao

university of mogadishu

im straight actually

holy fuck what a rip off

I doubt it? I don't think he's opposed, he played RBHG qualifiers obviously, but I also don't think he plays the game enough rn to get picked up, and it's not like he's gonna go to a bottom tier T2 team

g2 are gonna 5-0 next 2 games

nah this was a free bet tbf lol

usually I place like 1-2 dollar bets on games, it's not that deep

getting cancer or something equivalent would be mildly infuriating i think

bro stops being dogshit the one time I put money against LEV, what he say fuck me for

y0y in 2025

and both of the other top 6 teams have 2 koreans LMFAO

goat shit.

I cashed out on DFM after map 1, how dare I doubt my glorious king Meiy

comes with unc territory ig

nah I have a huge £1 bet on Talon :(

we've had some bangers these guys are just actual valorant terrorists

this team is like... really fucking shit to watch? They've had like ONE map which was REMOTELY close thus far?

Like... out of 9 maps played including this abyss, only 1 has gone to both teams having double digits...

they got kicks' and sayf's number gang trust

3rd place masters 1, heretics 2nd

fuck if I know who wins it, maybe Trace cuz that'd be awesome

i think FNC defo should've counted as a super team

I think to date, the 3 superteams valo has had are 2023 FNC and SEN, 2024 NRG

yeah but honestly I can't think of many deep iceberg things that official account could post

deepest shit I can think of is like... pancc, and I'm a pretty terminally online fan

shout out mortadelo

like 10 maybe

you prolly shouldnt take other peoples meds sob