Valorant Mommy's Ranked!

1. VYSE Traps you in her wall and keeps you safe and protected because she's scared to lose you. That's a 10/10. Super loyal.

2. Clove She die and come back to life and keep being with you no matter what. Also kinda scary accent.

3. Fade emo goth bad bitch

4. Viper Very mean and seducing voice. You can hide inside her gas where no one can see.

5. Reyna BBL

6. Killjoy Nerdy humor, intellectual and able to make robots for all situations.

7. Sage She kinda is like a mother. Mean when need to be but nice overall. Also can heal when she hurts you.

8. Astra Similar to Sage but uses her stars in a different way.

9. Jett She can dash into you ig.

10. Skye Aussie + Weirdo pet shit. Not my kink.

11. Raze She would explode all over me too much.

12. Neon She can slide into you ig.

what the fuck

Keep cooking brother, you can cook

How to erase last 2 minutes from memory?

offseason plague caught bro

cloudy ahh post

1. Viper (Would sell my soul for her)
2. Reyna (would pay for her to devour me)
3. Fade (what you said)
4. Jett (would prob make fun of me)
5. Sage (would feel safe and protected)
6. Killjoy (she can experminet on me anytime)
7. Neon (would handle being shocked for her)
8. Skye (muscle mommy)
   TIER GAP
9. Astra (im not fuckin with the hair)
10. Clove (her accent freaks me out)
11. Raze (feel like shed accidently explode me)
12. Vyse (dont trust someone who doesnt show their face)
13. Deadlock (as a Gekko main cant fw someone who hates on Gekkos cute pets)

I WANT TO END IT

fade bad asl

How u gon forget number 1 mommy deadlock? 0 goon knowledge 🤦🏻

"Clove scary accent" do NOT let bro go to Glasgow 💀

1. Neon (Very cute hairstyle + singing is cool)
2. Jett (I like her voice)
3. Sage (Healing would be useful)
4. Clove (I like her accent)
5. Raze (She's okay)
6. Killjoy (I feel like she could be interesting to hang out with)
7. Fade (I feel like she could be nice)
8. Skye (Animals are cool)
9. Deadlock (I don't know about this one)
10. Reyna (She freaks me out idk)
11. VYSE (I don't like her attitude)
12. Viper (I hate the way she sounds and she seems very mean)
13. Astra (I don't like her hairstyle)

1. VYSE Oh I am letting her do whatever she wants to me
2. Fade That character design got me acting up
3. Viper it's Viper dude. I am not giving a reasoning for this one.
4. Reyna GYAT
5. Sage I am into soft cuddly vibes. Plus she will probably give me life lessons in the meanwhile so don't have to pay for the career counselling sessions
6. Jett cool knife girlfriend
7. KJ Kool robot glass girl
8. Skye Muscle mommy aussie
9. Neon Not trynna get electrocuted really
10. Astra see now this is too much philosophy
11. Deadlock I will never forgive her for trying to capture lil bro 😔☝🏼 Lil bro lives matter ✊
12. Clove Eh seems like they would put fentanyl laxative mixture in my drinks for the hahas. 8/8 would choose to be my #1 partner in crime tho
13. Raze Nah

Why is bro tryna copy peak?

https://www.vlr.gg/398722/mommys-ranked-updated-august-2024

1. Viper
2. Vyse
3. Sage
4. Killjoy
5. Reyna
6. Fade
7. Jett
8. Deadlock
9. Skye
10. Neon
11. Clove
12. Astra
13. Raze

Honestly. Cook.