got food poisoning

ate at kfc and the fuckers gave me poison. I only took a single bite then threw it out and now I’m sick as fuck. you know what’s funny? I’m laying on the ground rn and the only thing that’s going through my mind is why the ever living fuck does Japan eat this shit chicken as Christmas tradition. this is why I look down on non Americans, the Japanese eat up the worst fried chicken in America every Christmas Eve like it’s eggnog. Did you guys know this btw? You know how awful it must be to live there? I feel like I’m dying rn yet in under two months some little Goku in bumfucknowhere, Japan is gonna be kicking screaming and crying for K F C. God forbid they discover Popeyes. They’ve been eating KFC for decades.

whats better japanese christmas food or jewish christmas food

your fault for nuking twice

There is no way you got food poisoning from kfc

Little gokus is a crazy line, you cooked with this one

Just a heads up, KFC in the US is literally the worst KFC in the world from what I've heard. Like do they even have zinger boxes there? Aus KFC clears

kfc in literally anywhere else in the world is better than US kfc

idk what it is but KFC is ass in the US
(I think there's a few chains/restaurants this applies to asw)

🐣 so deserved