got food poisoning

ate at kfc and the fuckers gave me poison. I only took a single bite then threw it out and now I’m sick as fuck. you know what’s funny? I’m laying on the ground rn and the only thing that’s going through my mind is why the ever living fuck does Japan eat this shit chicken as Christmas tradition. this is why I look down on non Americans, the Japanese eat up the worst fried chicken in America every Christmas Eve like it’s eggnog. Did you guys know this btw? You know how awful it must be to live there? I feel like I’m dying rn yet in under two months some little Goku in bumfucknowhere, Japan is gonna be kicking screaming and crying for K F C. God forbid they discover Popeyes. They’ve been eating KFC for decades.

whats better japanese christmas food or jewish christmas food

your fault for nuking twice

kanyefan4238173 [#2]

whats better japanese christmas food or jewish christmas food

the one that doesn’t give me food poisoning

Liwus [#3]

your fault for nuking twice

brother it is our shit stained chicken they are eating

There is no way you got food poisoning from kfc

froggy_lol [#6]

There is no way you got food poisoning from kfc

this is America. guns in my area

froggy_lol [#6]

There is no way you got food poisoning from kfc

ppl got seriously sick last week from eating McDonalds

meanie [#7]

this is America. guns in my area

Childish Gambino mentioned

Liwus [#3]

your fault for nuking twice

Jikes history for a flagger is insane 🤡🤡

Liwus [#8]

ppl got seriously sick last week from eating McDonalds

Deserved, they should eat better fast food

Little gokus is a crazy line, you cooked with this one

flanador [#12]

Little gokus is a crazy line, you cooked with this one

genuinely none of this is a joke just so you know

Just a heads up, KFC in the US is literally the worst KFC in the world from what I've heard. Like do they even have zinger boxes there? Aus KFC clears

kfc in literally anywhere else in the world is better than US kfc

FrostTree187 [#15]

kfc in literally anywhere else in the world is better than US kfc

Yup. This somehow even includes Canada btw

idk what it is but KFC is ass in the US
(I think there's a few chains/restaurants this applies to asw)

🐣 so deserved

meanie [#4]

the one that doesn’t give me food poisoning

i think the joke is jewish people dont celebrate christmas. seeing christmas celebrates the birth of christ

DELUSIONAL_POTTER_FAN [#18]

🐣 so deserved

Did the chicken or the egg come first?

froggy_lol [#20]

Did the chicken or the egg come first?

🐣