Im no weather man, but we’ll being seeing 7-8 inches tonight
0/10
0/7-8
mid
Asking you to drop a line not r8 mine
ive got plenty, would rather not get banned though :>
Drop the lines or no balls
no balls sadly
woman alert??
Women don't exist lil bro
is there a problem w that?
Shawty alert
Masterclass
Shouldn't you be sleeping tomato211222
aw fuck
your t*ts remind me of Mount Rushmore, I'd like my face among them
lmao
8/8
juho saar rizzler 🗿
:D
i got a rlly good one, been using it for a year now
"Please give me head"
you know you're down bad when you said "please" 💀
Bro you know you ain't packing that cmon
It would work for me but she’ll get mad I didn’t specify millimeters
She bited my penithhh I go yeouchh
bring your gf to a sushi restaurant.
"you know sushi isn't the only raw meat you're getting tonight".
good one lol
Are you a Sprite?
bcs you're sodalicious
Aru u NaVi? Coz evry1 just bangs u
😭
Bro 💀
best one so far
are you looking for a stud? cus i have already got the std, all i need is you
5/8
Did you know Oppenheimer created the atomic bomb?Because I’m looking for some sloppenheimer.
I'd call the police tbh
"You are under arrest ma'am" grabs hand and gets ready to cuff her "Why? What did I do?" "You stole something ma'am" "What did I steal" "My heart"
chicks don't fall for that anymore
Nah, that's how my friend got his gf on Halloween
Are you a bowling ball? Cuz I wanna stick 3 fingers inside u
are you ange1? cuz you always troll with me
Do you wanna play shark attack with me?I'll go up and down on you and you'll scream
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