Im no weather man, but we’ll being seeing 7-8 inches tonight
0
Drop dirty pickup lines
posted in
Off Topic
Comments:
Threaded
Linear
Master_oGgway [#6]Asking you to drop a line not r8 mine
ive got plenty, would rather not get banned though :>
i got a rlly good one, been using it for a year now
"Please give me head"
aylez [#7]ive got plenty, would rather not get banned though :>
Drop the lines or no balls
juho [#5]your t*ts remind me of Mount Rushmore, I'd like my face among them
lmao
bring your gf to a sushi restaurant.
"you know sushi isn't the only raw meat you're getting tonight".
juho [#5]your t*ts remind me of Mount Rushmore, I'd like my face among them
8/8
are you looking for a stud? cus i have already got the std, all i need is you
Did you know Oppenheimer created the atomic bomb?Because I’m looking for some sloppenheimer.
basu001 [#22]are you looking for a stud? cus i have already got the std, all i need is you
5/8
pkSqueegee [#33]I'd call the police tbh
"You are under arrest ma'am"
grabs hand and gets ready to cuff her
"Why? What did I do?"
"You stole something ma'am"
"What did I steal"
"My heart"
justron40 [#17]bring your gf to a sushi restaurant.
"you know sushi isn't the only raw meat you're getting tonight".
good one lol
torn_gucci_sandals [#8]i got a rlly good one, been using it for a year now
"Please give me head"
you know you're down bad when you said "please" 💀
Master_oGgway [#35]"You are under arrest ma'am"
grabs hand and gets ready to cuff her
"Why? What did I do?"
"You stole something ma'am"
"What did I steal"
"My heart"
chicks don't fall for that anymore
Do you wanna play shark attack with me?I'll go up and down on you and you'll scream
cCyan [#42]chicks don't fall for that anymore
Nah, that's how my friend got his gf on Halloween
Discord