I slightly hit my left nut on accident and my whole left side of my body was giving up on living wtf is that fr i thought i was gonna die
cant relate
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gonna miss u sm :<
gonna miss u too :3 you wont be online at all?
in the mornings and at night but the timezones are fucked
finland is like 8 hours ahead or smth and i wont have cellular data during the day
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Did ur fall off or what
clooless
Relax buddy I’m dumb not stupid
yeah
someone fucking yanked em off
Yea it was me, I’m putting them in the museum for display
cough cough ailed cough cough
I would never do such a thing 😺
yeah you fucking wish
i literally have ball of steel so nah cant relate
Your body makes it hurt bc it wants to protect your babys
I think me no have baby no more
I have had an absurd amount of nut injuries and am still fertile you are chilling
bro prays to aphrodite everytime he smacks his nuts
Damn you lucky bro. You can just be a fulltime bakery and make creampies without any worries ^_^
Just get that shi snipped it’s easy nowadays
Too expensive
Fuck let’s just take a sledgehammer to them then that’s a cheap fix no?
AAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH GUUUUUUUUUUAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH KYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Why doesn’t the body just store your babies behind your rib cage or somewhere safe and not exposed
Bc your babies would die if they were the same temperature as the inside of your body
we could prob make superhumans resistant to heat if we put them in our rib cage 🗿
Or all of us would become infertile and the human race would cease to exist 😭
when are u going to make one??
Never I just want to be a cat dad
nah..............
I’ll def want kids eventually I’m j trolling
@aylez
why are you sad about that 🗿have you seen americans and their iq 🗿not to mention br*t 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
True
No children for you I think
Go see a doctor not VLR
Nah i was on the verge of death for a solid 5 minutes begging for air but i am chilling now
hitting one ball and not the other is so much more painful
worse pain than child birth imo
it’s because there’s a larger concentration of nerves on the testicles than other organs
"woopsies, the nuts apparently hang low now" - god, seconds after messing up one line of genetic code on the male human body
I've been kicked in the nuts a lot in school. It was a painful experience. (Thank god I graduated)
... what did u do to deserve this
It school, probably got bullied for the most minuscule reason
probably beat the man in ranked only logical solution
Man got beat so bad in ranked he ain't having kids no more