I slightly hit my left nut on accident and my whole left side of my body was giving up on living wtf is that fr i thought i was gonna die
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Why are the balls so fragile
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Ailed [#4]Your body makes it hurt bc it wants to protect your babys
I think me no have baby no more
ionlyHave1Zuni [#6]I think me no have baby no more
I have had an absurd amount of nut injuries and am still fertile you are chilling
Ailed [#4]Your body makes it hurt bc it wants to protect your babys
Why doesn’t the body just store your babies behind your rib cage or somewhere safe and not exposed
I_HATE_MCE [#10]Why doesn’t the body just store your babies behind your rib cage or somewhere safe and not exposed
Bc your babies would die if they were the same temperature as the inside of your body
Ailed [#11]Bc your babies would die if they were the same temperature as the inside of your body
we could prob make superhumans resistant to heat if we put them in our rib cage 🗿
nihso [#12]we could prob make superhumans resistant to heat if we put them in our rib cage 🗿
Or all of us would become infertile and the human race would cease to exist 😭
Simp4S0m [#9]Go see a doctor not VLR
Nah i was on the verge of death for a solid 5 minutes begging for air but i am chilling now
nihso [#12]we could prob make superhumans resistant to heat if we put them in our rib cage 🗿
True
Ailed [#14]Or all of us would become infertile and the human race would cease to exist 😭
when are u going to make one??
Ailed [#14]Or all of us would become infertile and the human race would cease to exist 😭
why are you sad about that 🗿have you seen americans and their iq 🗿not to mention br*t 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
SEN_brasileiros [#17]when are u going to make one??
Never I just want to be a cat dad
aylez [#20]gonna miss u sm :<
gonna miss u too :3 you wont be online at all?
ionlyHave1Zuni [#6]I think me no have baby no more
Damn you lucky bro. You can just be a fulltime bakery and make creampies without any worries ^_^
Simp4S0m [#22]Damn you lucky bro. You can just be a fulltime bakery and make creampies without any worries ^_^
Just get that shi snipped it’s easy nowadays
Qwerttyy [#21]gonna miss u too :3 you wont be online at all?
in the mornings and at night but the timezones are fucked
finland is like 8 hours ahead or smth and i wont have cellular data during the day
aylez [#26]in the mornings and at night but the timezones are fucked
finland is like 8 hours ahead or smth and i wont have cellular data during the day
😡
it’s because there’s a larger concentration of nerves on the testicles than other organs
Simp4S0m [#25]Too expensive
Fuck let’s just take a sledgehammer to them then that’s a cheap fix no?
Ailed [#32]Fuck let’s just take a sledgehammer to them then that’s a cheap fix no?
AAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH GUUUUUUUUUUAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH KYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"woopsies, the nuts apparently hang low now" - god, seconds after messing up one line of genetic code on the male human body
I've been kicked in the nuts a lot in school. It was a painful experience. (Thank god I graduated)
Pocket [#36]I've been kicked in the nuts a lot in school. It was a painful experience. (Thank god I graduated)
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what did u do to deserve this
aylez [#40]yeah
someone fucking yanked em off
Yea it was me, I’m putting them in the museum for display
TheAqif [#37]...
what did u do to deserve this
It school, probably got bullied for the most minuscule reason
LimiNaL [#43]It school, probably got bullied for the most minuscule reason
probably beat the man in ranked
only logical solution
SEN_brasileiros [#49]nah..............
I’ll def want kids eventually I’m j trolling
Ailed [#8]I have had an absurd amount of nut injuries and am still fertile you are chilling
bro prays to aphrodite everytime he smacks his nuts
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