Fat jokes

Genuinely curious about the people who continue to make fat jokes about players. I understand that it's unhealthy and all that but I'm pretty sure those pros know it too. It's a long process to become healthy and shaming people doesn't help. This is a competitive valorant forum we discuss their performance not their body. I mean how hard is it to just be a normal human being.

Also anyone who makes the excuse that shaming them will motivate them is stupid. There's a difference between telling someone they are unfit and calling them obese and a burden.

fatass

are you obese?

people are stupid
vlr even more stupid
leave the stupid's alone

LMAO remember that one post about this game changer player being called a whale and post got deleted. It's only a problem if you say it against game changers

more of a general question: in your opinion how should fat jokes be handled? are they different to other jokes on peoples flaws?

regarding the constant fat "jokes" on here:
like as with any jokes about personal flaws, its weird af to do it with people you don't know. Joke with people whos boundaries you know instead of strangers; they'll at least give it back from time to time.
Doesn't help when people are too lazy to come up with new jokes either and its just the same jokes over and over again.

Though esports are different from real sports, they are similar in the fact that people are passionate and there are people who are haters. In all corners of sports there will be fans of opposing or certain teams/ players that will call out or ridicule any tiny thing. Being fat just happens to be one of the most frowned upon things in gaming. Not supporting fat-shaming, but shit talking happens all the time.

fake flag you have to be american
fat fuck

its funny because its true
cholesterol9 old roster was ridiculous lmao
its fucking unhealthy and they have no excuse

fatty

Genetically being fat is different thing, but if you are fat coz of sitting at one place just playing games, not taking care of your body, just eating and not exercising then its your fault of being lazy. Then you're a fatass. Just one hour of daily exercise or yoga is enough.
Its just a nonsense concept made by west to justify lazy lifestyle and getting butthurt by it.

Don't understand why anyone cares what someone looks like. Are you all that insecure that you need to put others down to make you feel better about yourself?

At this point we can't comment on anyone without being offensive

Skill issue

"You ate your way in, you can WALK your way out"

• Bill Burr to fat people

Your lifestyle can and will affect your performance. If you eat like shit chances are you would play better if you didn't eat like shit. Its a valid criticism.

dont try to be reasonable, youre in vlr forums.
if u have anything serious to say just dont do it, most users are too immature, dumb or are the kind of person thats always trying to make a joke out of every single thing that they read.

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swiftly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walking in my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

hoping for the internet to change is unrealistic..
best you can do is just to stop taking internet seriously--or better yet, just report every single offensive jokes and let the mods do their thing

VLR is highly selected for edgy teenagers
They will only change with time, can't expect them to act like adults

It's disappointing to see fat jokes still being made about players. While health is important, shaming isn't the way to encourage anyone to make positive changes. In a competitive Valorant forum, discussions should focus on performance, not personal attacks. Let's be respectful and focus on the game itself.

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Fat jokes about ardiis are on the table tho because A) he's visibly losing weight B) he makes them about himself