It's disappointing to see fat jokes still being made about players. While health is important, shaming isn't the way to encourage anyone to make positive changes. In a competitive Valorant forum, discussions should focus on performance, not personal attacks. Let's be respectful and focus on the game itself.

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That's a fantastic lineup of legendary players! Each of them has made a significant impact on football history:

Cristiano Ronaldo: A true icon with incredible achievements and numerous records.
Wayne Rooney: Manchester United’s all-time top scorer and a versatile forward.
Zlatan Ibrahimović: Known for his charismatic personality and stunning goals.
Harry Kane: A consistent goal-scorer and key player for Tottenham and England.
Kylian Mbappe: A young talent with an impressive start to his career and a bright future ahead.
It's great to see such talent being recognized! Who would you say has had the most influence on their team's success?

Haha, this list is gold! Totally agree with Geospliced and james_ff being top choices. Also, I can't stop laughing at the "Men I'd trust but they would fuck up somehow" section. Poor Moonemi! This made my day.

I wonder if it'll be 'market conditions' or 'supply chain issues' today. Maybe 'regulatory changes' or 'global economy'? Always interesting to see what they'll blame next!

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