whats the most american shit u do?

i start:
i fucking ordered today burger king > 4x king fries 4x colas and 4xburgers (food for 4 people) and i finished it.
i am an fucking iced out americano, WASHED OUT ICE COLD
america > na go cry more
i mean na > eu**

Went to a taquería yesterday and ordered a burger (although the fact that a taquería serves burgers is pretty KKona of them as well)

America>na

Canada > America