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Someone help me

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#1
X_ae_A_12

I just woke up, and I saw a rat with beady eyes staring at me, sitting on my chest, his eyes had red outlines, (his eyes were reflectiony but the light was coming from behind him to the right, the corridor is lit up but my room wasn’t). As soon as I saw that shit I pushed my blanket the fuck back, I kinda saw him unstationary on my bed after I did that( i didn’t see him move at all during this exchange), he had dark fur but idk if I saw his tail. I went straight to the bathroom and I fuckin washed my face, spat out my spit, drank water after going to the kitchen. Now I’m here on vlr.gg. Bro, idk if this is a fucking real experience that actually happened or I’m just hallucinating. Like. Idk. It just doesn’t seem real. Like is my brain trying to hid me from the fact that it actually happens or did it not happen?
Do rats eyes reflect in the dark or with minimal light? Do they act stationary after being handled? I wanna know vlr.gg my conscience cannot take it. What if it was in my fucking mouth bro this shit not real 😫

#2
iehn
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cool

#3
schlong
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sounds like you just live in NYC dw ab it bro

#6
X_ae_A_12
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Nah, but I know of 2 rats in the kitchen, that come out on the counter at night i have to fucking clean the kitchen spotless every time I go to sleep. I got the tube glue but they are too fucking smart for that. Idk why but I’m still seeing the image of the rats beady eyes gripping my duvet/shirt and staring at me thru my eyes. Like it’s such a vivid image I don’t wanna believe it’s real

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GLN321
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Here before the shahzam jokes

#7
GLN321
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Also yeah rats eyes do in fact glow in the dark

#13
X_ae_A_12
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Brooooooo idk what to fucking do, they do not take the bait. Ever. Every time I put the sticky glue on the cardboard, they just don’t fuckin stick.

#23
Whizzpoppers23
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Here's the solution: Get a mouse trap, not the one that kills the rat, but the one that is like a cage. Put freshly made sweet bread(in a pan and put sugar onto it) and put it in the cage and place it where you see the rat most often before going to bed. I can guarantee that the rat can't not take a freshly made sweet bread as a bait. Works for me, I've caught about 5 rats at 4 different houses I've lived at

Edit: use ghee if you what that is and have it/ butter would be fine for cooking

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X_ae_A_12
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ty my friend, i will try the bread trick, but i will buy a cage and see if he eats the bread bait in the meantime

#5
iMyw_
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Maybe you should’ve went into your room directly to fond out yourself or go on google to get your explanation by yourself too

#8
RedditGGGB
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tl;dr?

#9
GLN321
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He’s a kafka character

#10
X_ae_A_12
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Rat was sitting on my chest when I woke up.I don’t know if it’s real because I ran out before I could investigate.

#11
Sprouts
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Give it a name, I’m sure vlr.gg can come up with a good one…

#16
dejikke
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trembolona is a good one

#24
Sprouts
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Definitely!

#22
hiyo
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RatZaM sounds good to me

#12
enri
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Just pet a cat

#26
X_ae_A_12
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i love cats, blame my parents

#14
dejikke
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tl did read

#15
PRLV
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its morbius

#17
TmhariMummy
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Was I the only one waiting for the story to mention Shahzam but it never came....like I don't hate the guy buy at this point his name is synonymous with rats in here at least

#18
burritx
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Epic prank

#19
archetype
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what the fuck. is there anything you can do about your rat problem man

#20
deathlyclaws
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Boooo hmm

#21
wkeyspectre
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was waiting for shahzam to be mentioned but it never came

#25
luckypleb
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tldr is this a ratzam joke?

#27
X_ae_A_12
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this is real but im willing to turn it into a ratzam joke

#28
xLeo
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Solution-
watch ur fav player : Tacolilla 😍

#31
X_ae_A_12
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yes hes very good <3

#29
WezleySnipezz
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I've had a few pet rats and none of them have played dead after being handled - are you sure you didn't just kill it during your reaction?

I really want you to go look. Should stream it!

#30
number1_MIBR_hater
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mucho texto bro

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