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LOUD #1
Beast Team.
Lost one match since the team was formed.
Total 6 maps lost till date, 4 of which are against optic.
Remaining 2 maps, 1 against Havan Liberty(fluke) and 1 against lulquid.
When Previously known as Pancada e amigos
Just dropped 1 map against MIBR
Unbeatable overall
(24/25 matches won)
(96% win rate)
(52W/7L in maps)
(wins 7 maps and losses just 1)
(If optic hadn't existed, it comes down to (50W/3L in maps))
(Wins 17 maps and losses just 1)(with a win rate of 100%)
THESE NUMBERS ARE INSANE, AND NO OTHER TEAM IS EVEN CLOSE.
mwzera appreciation thread
STATS
mwzera https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/VK%20mwzera%234324/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
cNed https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/ACE%20cNed%23carry/overview?season=all
TenZ https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/SEN%20TenZ%230505/overview?playlist=competitive&season=all
DEATHMATCH STATS
mwzera - 86% win rate (thats the insaniest thing ive seen in a while)
cNed - stats not availiable
TenZ - 73% win rate
RANKED STATS
mwzera - 66.3% winrate (MVP of 95% of the matches) proof here https://imgur.com/StiJmpg
cNed - 53.5% winrate (MVP of 13% of the matches)
TenZ - 60.4% winrate (MVP of 15% of the matches)
can you take your time to appreciate how insane mwzera is? without a doubt the most talented player to ever touch the game
I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is RAZE. There is a BIG difference between a good duelist and a jett abuser
If he is a good duelist, he needs to be good with raze.
heat? not good with raze
aspas? not good with raze
xand? not good with raze
tenz? not good with raze
cned? not good with raze
scream? not good with raze
d3ffo? not good with raze
derke? not good with raze
Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta we prolly not gonna even hear names like cned and tenz again :>
He is not killing 40+ per map because when he joined VK he was forced to play a different role because heat is already a main jett... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you (even steel managed to get 20 kills with it https://www.vlr.gg/29398/sentinels-vs-100-thieves-champions-tour-north-america-stage-3-challengers-playoffs-gf/?game=46692&tab=overview)
Loud” also known as “LLL”, is a team that only takes L’s as shown in their name. They are from the region bronzil, where only bad players play. They were 3-0ed in the grand finals, and were sent home to bronze fans very quickly. They have 3 Ls in there name for the 3 Ls received in the grand finals.
yes yes I know I've made a thread about this guy already but I feel like this needs an update because this guy is criminally underrated. When I last made this thread he was competing in MENA with Team Majesty but since then he has moved on to BISONS ECLUB who are competing in Liga Radiante. Below will be my reasoning as to why this guy needs to be signed to a better team.
this is aeiden's profile look at the sheer number of agents he plays and he plays all of them to a good extent (except Chamber) and even getting 340+ ACS on agents like Sage and Reyna.
look at the stats and the people below him. This guy is outfragging the likes of Sayaplayer, jcStani, cNed, Laz, BONECOLD, and SUYGETSU who are all top-tier players in their respective regions. And before you say that he's competing against weaker teams, let me remind you that Derke was also a tier 2-3 schmuck (and putting up somewhat similar numbers while he was down there) before he got his big break with FNATIC.
I feel like this game perfectly sums up why this guy should be in the top echelons of pro play. Just look at him, then look at the rest of his team. He is clearly meant for bigger things than the rest of them just off numbers alone and if it weren't for Insider (who is also tier 1 material) popping off BISONS would've taken the game.
I heard that aeiden is also good friends with ScreaM meaning that the synergy would certainly be there were he to replace someone on a team like Liquid.
idk if its just my Romanian pride showing but I really think that this guy is cracked and could perform in a Tier 1 environment. What I do know is that I will continue to watch this guy and will continue singing his praises until he gets signed to a Tier 1 team. Thank u for listening to my TED Talk :)
I made it myself so I am kinda biased. Links are in OG post https://www.vlr.gg/109978/aeiden-2-0
I think it’s safe to say NA is a far superior region. There is just such a mentality difference between the two regions. Teams from NA want to win, while teams from EU (Streamnatic, Team twitchquid) just don’t want it as much. it really shows in the way they perform. NA is far more disciplined, practicing long hours of the day while EU would rather stream. Next lan, I’m not sure EU should get any spots tbf.
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Overhyped my fucking ass. Go ask some of top 8 teams in SEA and they'll definitely say we could be a contender for the masters slot. We are scrimming them on 120+ ping and making it close and even beating them. Every top SEA team we have scrimmed has high respect for us knowing the damage we can do on the ping we have yet alone what we would do on low ping. We are not like Bonkers or Soniqs and it takes one vod review to see that. I hope to change all your minds when the time comes but for now have some respect on our names.
Liberty vai encantar o mundo.
O ponto aqui é:
Vão permitir que a mibr continue usando cheat? Eu não digo nem hack, mas algo ilegal tão fazendo, tipo conseguindo ouvir a comunicação dos caras ou ver pelo reflexo do monitor e tal
É IMPOSSÍVEL uma mudança tão grande em um time por causa de 1 player e com 1 semana de treino, isso não existe. Ponto final.
Eles tão com timing perfeito em tudo, dando stack em bomb certo toda hora...e aquela olhada do denaro costas no ultimo round decisivo do ultimo jogo, 1 segundo antes do cara aparecer? kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk piada
GALERA, ISSO NÃO EXISTE! ACEITEM!
Como um time vai de perder pra Tropinha, ODK, SH, sufoco contra Galaxy Carrots e VKS pra atropelar a VK e TBK?????
Ou é aquilo que falei acima ou claramente eles tavam boicotando o teddy, tipo time de futebol mesmo...jogando mal de propósito só pra kikar o cara depois que viram que a SHK ia dar disband..atitude de gente sem caráter
I really like TenZ. I like TenZ A LOT. I think about him in the bathtub. I really like when he plays Aimlab. He is so great at Gridshot. TenZ is a hard carry for his team. TenZ doesn’t even need a team. TenZ can 1v5 any team. TenZ is the best Jett. TenZ is the #1 NA. Anyone who doesn’t think TenZ is the best player should think again. TenZ is great.
how is a noname the best valorant player in EU? how come this guy never played in a tier 1 game in a team before? meanwhile csgo legends suck at csgo while the best valorant player sucked at csgo so hard he played a cringe custom cs ripoff game called "ZULA". how tf is a noname so good in this game and cs legends who should be dominating since they have 10 years of experience with this mechanics already suck so hard? im calling it, cned is a cheater and also his teammates are nonames and have no real background and know every shit. yea makes sense! just google for smartphone hacks. i predict this guy has some hacks and hes hiding it by not using a cam!
Not specifically VCT, but I love these(just Aleksib one since first that came to mind):
Ali “Aleksib” Sabiid is a Pakistani CS:GO professional, who currently plays for Omad Ghazi (OG), an electric sports (E-sports) organization in Islamabaad, Pakistan. He is a part-time street barber on the Fatah Jang district.
Hello, my name is Francesco Giuseppe Luca, owner of the mid market in Ascent. My business has been severely hurt since two rival gangs have been fighting for the area right beside my shop. Among the incessant gunshots and weird magic shit, some smelly obese dude with a funny cap has been living inside my shop since the fight broke out. He told me his name was "Hiko" and that he was baiting. I'm not sure what he means by this but I'm getting tired of him, especially cause he cant seem to stop talking constantly about what's going on outside (or comming as he calls it). I'm getting really tired, should I call the cops?
10 years ago, Okin was walking down the street and saw a poor kid selling newspapers. Starstruck, the kid didn't know what to do when Okin walked up to him. Okin kneeled down next to him, handed him a 100 dollar bill (hourly vanity mod salary), and told him to keep following his dreams so one day he could be like Okin.
That kid? He grew up to be Barack Obama.
Ez for Okin.
MANO, ENTAO, EH O SEGUINTE, NUM TAVA SUBINDO NENHUM CYBER ATLETA, PÔ, MANO, VIROU O HALF, P0RRA, DEI TAB E TAVA... DEITEI ZERO, PENSEI ASSIM: "CARALH0 NUM SUBI UM", E PÔ, MATEl O PRIMEIRO AÍ JÁ PENSEI ''CARALH0, BORA TÔ PRO GAME", AÍ TEVE UM ROUND, MATEl MAIS UM, TAVA 2/14, 2/15, AÍ NO OUTRO MATEl DOIS, JÁ FIQUEI QUATRO, JÁ PENSEI ''CARALH0 DOBREI AS KlLL, MARCHA", AÍ PÔ, DEI UM 4K, DOBREI AS KlLL DENOVO, MARCHA, FOI ISSO PÔ
MANO, ENTAO, EH O SEGUINTE, NUM TAVA SUBINDO NENHUM CYBER ATLETA, PÔ, MANO, VIROU O HALF, P0RRA, DEI TAB E TAVA... DEITEI ZERO, PENSEI ASSIM: "CARALH0 NUM SUBI UM", E PÔ, MATEl O PRIMEIRO AÍ JÁ PENSEI ''CARALH0, BORA TÔ PRO GAME", AÍ TEVE UM ROUND, MATEl MAIS UM, TAVA 2/14, 2/15, AÍ NO OUTRO MATEl DOIS, JÁ FIQUEI QUATRO, JÁ PENSEI ''CARALH0 DOBREI AS KlLL, MARCHA", AÍ PÔ, DEI UM 4K, DOBREI AS KlLL DENOVO, MARCHA, FOI ISSO PÔ
MANO, ENTAO, EH O SEGUINTE, NUM TAVA SUBINDO NENHUM CYBER ATLETA, PÔ, MANO, VIROU O HALF, P0RRA, DEI TAB E TAVA... DEITEI ZERO, PENSEI ASSIM: "CARALH0 NUM SUBI UM", E PÔ, MATEl O PRIMEIRO AÍ JÁ PENSEI ''CARALH0, BORA TÔ PRO GAME", AÍ TEVE UM ROUND, MATEl MAIS UM, TAVA 2/14, 2/15, AÍ NO OUTRO MATEl DOIS, JÁ FIQUEI QUATRO, JÁ PENSEI ''CARALH0 DOBREI AS KlLL, MARCHA", AÍ PÔ, DEI UM 4K, DOBREI AS KlLL DENOVO, MARCHA, FOI ISSO PÔ
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Last week I saw Wardell while in line at the bank. He was wearing 13 rolexes and a chain made out of protein powder so I asked how he had so much money. He said "WATCH THIS", pulled out a glock and robbed the bank for $31,203. Then he double updrafted and dashed out of the store...
another really good one
People they know me as the headshot machine. They know me from the highlight they see. They know me from the matches they watch. They talk about my one taps and they think for me aiming is so easy. I just go into a match and that's it. But my aim, it's comes from more than just a game. For me - aim - it is about precision... This part people don't see. This part, it does not show up in highlights. When I sit down to play everything already is a part of me..
"Your aim is insane." Steel said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Hiko's pants and smirked. "Are you trying to spray me?" protests Hiko, as Steel blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Hiko. "Weak ass eco play, Steel." The two kissed, deeply and passionately, and afterwards Hiko dropped his Sova arrow into Steel's open bombsite.
(insert IGL name) is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "(insert top fragger name) go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "(insert top fragger name) dead - friends go save". What an absolute legend. Top 3 IGL for sure...
Tenjzir “Tenz” Rajesh is an Indian Valorant professional player playing for Sentinels, an electrical sports (E-sport) organization located in Delhi, India. He is known for his offline performance one tapping bots and his best map is The Range
I unfoIIowing c9 tenz no shot he goes sentinels....sentinels come on tenz u betray c9 how ccould u do dis. If i was tenz, i would sabotage the sentinle from the inside like imposter from amongus
clock winds down to 5 seconds left in game
Steel has 4K already who turns face to face against ShahZaM
"You took my family"
jiggles to the left
"You took my friends"
jiggles to the right
"You took all that was dear to me"
clock winds down to 2
"I cant get them back, but I can do this for friendship, FOR MY FRIENDS"
goes up, fire coming out of his gun
"STEELORUKEN"
Bullet flies to ShahZaM head, completing the ace. Steel falls to the ground, exhausted.
"Hiko... Senpai... I..."
faints
Current score
Sentinels 12
100T 1
STATS
TWITCH FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://www.twitch.tv/aspaszin (276k followers)
Derke - https://www.twitch.tv/derke (51k followers)
TenZ - https://www.twitch.tv/tenz (2.8 MILLION followers)
TWITTER FOLLOWERS
aspas - https://twitter.com/loud_aspas (136.7k followers)
Derke - https://twitter.com/derkeps (78k followers)
TenZ - https://twitter.com/TenZOfficial (1M followers)
can you take a moment to appreciate how clouted TenZ is? he has so many damn fans because he's just SOOOOO good at the game!
I'll try to explain briefly why I think he is the best player in the world
Despite his insane aim and movement
The best way to know if a player is a good duelist is if they're the best on ONE main agent! This will prove that TenZ plays jett since he's simply the best jett in the world!
heat? nt (not tenz)
aspas? nt (not tenz)
xand? nt (not tenz)
yay? nt (not tenz)
cned? nt (not tenz)
scream? nt (not tenz)
d3ffo? nt (not tenz)
derke? nt (not tenz)
Thats why I think he is undoubtely the best player in the world. If RIOT by any means decides to nerf jett and shift the meta, TenZ will unleash his chamber on the rest of the world.
He is not killing 40+ per map because Ratzam tells TenZ that he can't change his mouse or sens during the game which really messes up flow... and lets be honest, every single duelist nowadays gets 20+ kills per map because team and setups are basically built around you, but SEN all try to make individual plays which prevents TenZ from DOMINATING
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