Requirements:
- 6'5 like me and Kirya (195cm)
- Over the age of 18
- Not a femboy
- Must have over 160 IQ
- Masculine
- Wealthy
- Good Valorant Knowledge
- Good health
- No French
- No yay Fans
- No NRG fans
- No OpTic Fans
- :3
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KIRYA INC Now Hiring
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n1cf [#2]5'8
Turning 19 in October
Not a femboy but got a lil twink in me
IQ is over 160
Very masculine
50k on my savings rn
silver 3 peak
:3did i meet the requirements
Sure! Now you're in KIRYA INC. Our job is to protect and make sure no one slanders Kiryas name.
Sincerely, KIRYA INC
danii1 [#6]Of course you responded to me hahaha
Sir if you have a problem take it up with me.
Sincerely, KIRYA INC
Denjisideals [#7]7'6"
Freaky 48 year old
Not a femboi
839 IQ
Masculine like Captain America in that one Rob Liefield comic
10 million in my bank
Peaked at iron 1
:3
Denied.
danii1 [#4]We talking about a different Kirya I think
he literally lives in a ghetto, he wouldn't have survived if he was a thin frail femboy
Itsover [#15]he literally lives in a ghetto, he wouldn't have survived if he was a thin frail femboy
We're very florence.
nihso [#11]Sure! Now you're in KIRYA INC. Our job is to protect and make sure no one slanders Kiryas name.
Sincerely, KIRYA INC
yooo buddy??
his height does NOT meet the requirement
Do your job properly, how much did he pay you?
Kirya [#17]yooo buddy??
his height does NOT meet the requirement
Do your job properly, how much did he pay you?
Sorry boss this is a total misunderstanding. I failed to tell you that I've been developing a height increasing pill. He meets the minimum height to reach 6'5. I can fire him if you really want me too. :3
nihso [#19]Sorry boss this is a total misunderstanding. I failed to tell you that I've been developing a height increasing pill. He meets the minimum height to reach 6'5. I can fire him if you really want me too. :3
nah its fine then
fire him if he doesnt do his job
Denjisideals [#18]I deny your denial
I am in
@nihso he has quite strong determination and will and also meets the requirements
however he has a bad digital footprint and has slandered me in the past
if he apologizes you can hire him
Kirya [#21]@nihso he has quite strong determination and will and also meets the requirements
however he has a bad digital footprint and has slandered me in the past
if he apologizes you can hire him
Yes sir 🫡
nihso [#26]Good employees like me usually get paid 100k a week.
Can I get employed when I have the exacts opposites of your requirements?
danii1 [#28]Can I get employed when I have the exacts opposites of your requirements?
Absolutely not.
jasonWong [#29]5'9
19
Not a femboy
180 IQ
Masculine
Wealthy
Good Valorant Knowledge
:3
Unfortunately you meet the requirements but Boss Kirya does not like the French as he has bad memories associated with them.
nihso [#31]Unfortunately you meet the requirements but Boss Kirya does not like the French as he has bad memories associated with them.
:pepekms; :pepekms;
Coures [#23]Kirya and I*
Hate to break it to you, but me and Kirya is the grammatically correct way of writing it in this situation
cloudberry [#33]Hate to break it to you, but me and Kirya is the grammatically correct way of writing it in this situation
YEA FINALLY SOMEONE WITH A BRAIN. SO MANY OF THESE LOSERS ARE SO BRAINDEAD.
nihso [#31]Unfortunately you meet the requirements but Boss Kirya does not like the French as he has bad memories associated with them.
Add no french to requirements
smthlikeyou11 [#45]
- 6'0 flat
- yes im 18+
- no
- nvr taken a test but below 160 fs
- i would say im decently masculine
- well off enough
- sure
You're in buddy. Get to working.
nobody___100 [#44]6'6"
old
not a femboy
200 IQ i've been compared to some guy named einstein
as masculine as it gets
got stonks
peak gold 4
not french
:3
You're a y0y fan. Denied.
CoCloudy [#47]Mentally 6'3
turned 18
i am not a f word boy
iq is low but the skill ceiling for it goes up to 180
high testosterone AND high estrogen (one is higher but cant say whihc one)
In the process of becoming wealthy
imm 3 peak
funfact: i dont have a gag reflex
:3
You're definitely welcome. Enjoy KIRYA INC :)
wololo___ [#46]do we wear catmaid uniforms
What? No we don't. We were expensive suits as we are professionals and we take this seriously.
nihso [#50]You're definitely welcome. Enjoy KIRYA INC :)
why does it say must have skirts ready on stand by in the contract ???
CoCloudy [#53]why does it say must have skirts ready on stand by in the contract ???
??? Please stop making up false information. If it happens again you'll be fired.
nihso [#54]??? Please stop making up false information. If it happens again you'll be fired.
its in the fine print... im not blind...
CoCloudy [#56]its in the fine print... im not blind...
Stop lying. You hurting our brand. We're NOT femboys.
nihso [#57]Stop lying. You hurting our brand. We're NOT femboys.
didnt even say you guys were...
a bit defensive much..?
Kirya [#17]yooo buddy??
his height does NOT meet the requirement
Do your job properly, how much did he pay you?
this guy is literally a diamond LMFOAOAISDASOAOSAO
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