Stormm Diagnosis

Hello everyone,

Many of you are familiar with the vlr user Stormm. His recent erratic behavior(replying to himself 40+ times) triggered a comprehensive psychological evaluation by Dr.ct_fd_str, the conclusions of which lead to the diagnosis below. When interacting with Stormm, please be sympathetic and understanding that he is plagued by an army of disorders that not even God's strongest soldier could resist.

Stormm has been diagnosed with:

Addiction
Agoraphobia
Acute Stress Reaction
Alcoholism
Anorexia Nervosa
Antisocial Personality Disorder
Anxiety Disorder
Adjustment Disorder
Apotemnophilia
Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)
Autism Spectrum Disorder
Bipolar Disorder
Borderline Personality Disorder
Bulimia Nervosa
Huntington's Chorea
Chronic Pain Disorder
Depersonalization-Derealization Disorder
Depression
Dissociative Identity Disorder
Dysthymia
Encephalopathy
Erotomania
Fetal Alcohol Spectrum Disorder (FASD)
Fetishism
Frontotemporal Dementia
Generalized Anxiety Disorder
Hallucinations
Hebephrenia
Histrionic Personality Disorder
Hypochondria
Impulse Control Disorder
Insomnia
Intermittent Explosive Disorder
Kanner's Syndrome
Catatonia
Cognitive Disorders
Korsakoff Syndrome
Body Dysmorphic Disorder
Illness Anxiety Disorder
Creutzfeldt-Jakob Disease
Lewy Body Dementia
Mania
Major Depression
Maladaptive Daydreaming
Munchausen Syndrome
Mutism
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
Neurosis
Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD)
Panic Disorder
Paranoid Personality Disorder
Paraphilia
Parkinson's Dementia
Pathological Gambling
Night Terrors
Pervasive Developmental Disorders
Phobia
Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD)
Prader-Willi Syndrome
Premenstrual Dysphoric Disorder
Pseudologia Fantastica
Pseudoneurotic Schizophrenia
Pseudotumor Cerebri
Psychogenic Fugue
Psychogenic Disorder
Psychosis
Psychotic Depression
Pyromania
Reye's Syndrome
Retrograde Amnesia
Rumination
Schizoaffective Disorder
Schizophrenia
Schizotypal Personality Disorder
Sleep Apnea
Sleep Disorder
Sleepwalking
Selective Mutism
Self-Harming Behavior
Social Anxiety Disorder
Somatization Disorder
Impulse Control Disorder
Conduct Disorder
Stuttering
Substance-Induced Disorder
Suicidal Thoughts
Addictions
Tourette Syndrome
Trichotillomania
Type A Personality Disorder
Type B Personality Disorder
Type C Personality Disorder
Behavioral Disorder
Delusional Disorder
Wernicke-Korsakoff Syndrome
Williams Syndrome
Obsessive-Compulsive Personality Disorder
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder
Cyclothymia

does he like dr pepper though?

2023 Sentinels must have changed him fr, D0phh was a scary time

flanador [#2]

does he like dr pepper though?

Given the disorders he has, I don't know if he can even answer that question consistently.

CanadianLegend [#3]

2023 Sentinels must have changed him fr, D0phh was a scary time

That must be where the PTSD and Self-Harming behavior came from

what spending your life savings on sen society does to a mf

flanador [#2]

does he like dr pepper though?

top 3 soda

CanadianLegend [#3]

2023 Sentinels must have changed him fr, D0phh was a scary time

syyko pissed me off more

First Strike Europe was the best phase of valorant when nieSoW showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant

Masters Reykjavik was the best phase of valorant when TenZ showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Masters Madrid was the best phase of valorant when johnqt showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

CoCloudy [#6]

what spending your life savings on sen society does to a mf

0$ on SEN Society. 50k on zombs Rolexes.

nihso [#7]

top 3 soda

do you like dr pepper though?

Masters Berlin was the best phase of valorant when y0y showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

nihso [#12]

0$ on SEN Society. 50k on zombs Rolexes.

even worse

Masters Reykjavik was the best phase of valorant when aspas showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Champions 2021 was the best phase of valorant when Sheydos 🐻 showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

DSGFan [#13]

do you like dr pepper though?

yes I just said top 3. think we might need to diagnose you with illiteracy.

Champions 2022 was the best phase of valorant when pANcada showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

nihso [#18]

yes I just said top 3. think we might need to diagnose you with illiteracy.

I was simply conducting a test since you have been diagnosed with 5 different dementias and amnesias

Champions 2023 was the best phase of valorant when Demon1 showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

DSGFan [#20]

I was simply conducting a test since you have been diagnosed with 5 different dementias and amnesias

fuck u on about cro?

LOCK//IN was the best phase of valorant when Leo showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

nihso [#22]

fuck u on about cro?

Please read your own diagnosis.

DSGFan [#24]

Please read your own diagnosis.

Americas kickoff was the best phase of valorant when Zekken showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Americas Stage 1 was the best phase of valorant when Boostio 🐷 showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

No diabetes? 😔

Americas Stage 2 was the best phase of valorant when c0m 💦 showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

is this just every fucking disorder in the universe???

EMEA kickoff was the best phase of valorant when N4RRATE showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

UkieVAL [#29]

is this just every fucking disorder in the universe???

Uky?

EMEA Stage 1 was the best phase of valorant when Elmapuddy showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

EMEA Stage 2 was the best phase of valorant when Hiro showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

UkieVAL [#29]

is this just every fucking disorder in the universe???

Nope. I wish narcolepsy was on the list, though, because that would be really funny

China kickoff was the best phase of valorant when vo0kashu showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

China Stage 1 was the best phase of valorant when vo0kashu showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

nihso [#36]

China Stage 1 was the best phase of valorant when vo0kashu showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

At least be original goddammit

cloudberry [#37]

At least be original goddammit

BRO I RAN OUT OF THINGS TO SAY BRUH. IM JUST COPYING THEM FROM THE THREAD.

Master Pyeonyang was the best phase of valorant when zombs showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

nihso [#7]

top 3 soda

top 3 in order please and thank you

Masters Rome was the best phase of valorant when Caesar showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

flanador [#40]

top 3 in order please and thank you

#1 coke
#2 spite cramberry
#3 drpepper/ ginger ale

nihso [#41]

Masters Rome was the best phase of valorant when Caesar showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Times where valorant was still in the olympics being played live irl

Masters Nagasaki was the best phase of valorant when roosevelt showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

nihso [#42]

#1 coke
#2 spite cramberry
#3 drpepper/ ginger ale

valid

Masters Lake Baikal was the best phase of valorant when Genghis Khan showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Masters Asgard was the best phase of valorant when Thor showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Masters Olympus was the best phase of valorant when Zeus showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

nihso [#31]

Uky?

???

cloudberry [#34]

Nope. I wish narcolepsy was on the list, though, because that would be really funny

at this point just list every single one, they probably only missed a few lol

UkieVAL [#49]

???

OkieUkie

UkieVAL [#50]

at this point just list every single one, they probably only missed a few lol

You'd be very surprised

Masters NYC was the best phase of valorant when George Washington showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Masters Springfield was the best phase of valorant when Dr. Seuss showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Masters Vietnam was the best phase of valorant when Shanks showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

nihso [#51]

OkieUkie

...does anyone speak stormm???

nihso [#25]

Americas kickoff was the best phase of valorant when Zekken showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

You are NOT beating the diagnosis allegations

Prancer [#57]

You are NOT beating the diagnosis allegations

Masters Mumbai was the best phase of valorant when DEATHMAKER (cringe ahh name) showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

UkieVAL [#56]

...does anyone speak stormm???

UkieDokey!

Masters My Ass was the best phase of valorant when My Poo showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Champions Boston was the best phase of valorant when tarik celik showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

cloudberry [#52]

You'd be very surprised

Yeah that's why I'm confident this diagnosis is real, because this is far from every single disorder

jesus christ

damn, he wrote 50+ replies to himself here too

Champions Stockholm was the best phase of valorant when Leo showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Champions Rabat was the best phase of valorant when johnqt showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Champions Hanoi was the best phase of valorant when Shanks showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

CanadianLegend [#3]

2023 Sentinels must have changed him fr, D0phh was a scary time

d0phh stil haunts me

DSGFan [#15]

even worse

How is it worse? Makes me look like I'm the G.

envyz [#68]

d0phh stil haunts me

Wouldn't bring him up or think about him if you wanna recover.

nihso [#67]

Champions Hanoi was the best phase of valorant when Shanks showed himself to the world. I dont care if that was his debut tournament or not, but that performance from him was beyond special. He took the valorant community by storm, the most hype phase of valorant.

Shanks 💀

Bro went from mid na player to mid content creator

Mods should ban him for Spamming stupid shitt all over vlr