VLR men i would trust with my drink

saw something similar on vlr.gg and thought i’d make a list
anyways enjoy this shitpost (https://www.vlr.gg/361928/valorant-men-id-trust-with-my-drink)

Men I’d trust with my beer

1. Geospliced - chill and nice dude, he would make sure no one glazes at my beer
2. uwukitten - fam is kinda freaky but my beer would be protected with him
3. james_ff - the goat himself no explains needed

Men Id trust but they would fuck up somehow

1. Moonemi - broski is gonna take a sip and become alcohol addict :(
2. Chunkio - fella would be too busy having y0y/shut the FUCK up thread in his own head so someone could steal my beer
3.HenBabyH - sweet guy but he would get beaten by homeless people sadly :’/

Men I wouldn’t trust for obvious reasons

Tryeue2 (furry wanker allegations)
Asuna_yukki
Acegamer30
trembolonarage (memewzera wanker)
number1_Cned_fan
spongebob
sugoiuwu

who are those last 2

Psion [#2]

who are those last 2

it’s the same person actually and a fucking freak

damn if the rumors werent floating around would you trust me?

Psion [#2]

who are those last 2

shi i should’ve added u too fam, but moonemi lists only 3 people in each category and i don’t wanna ruin the traditions

Tryeue2 [#4]

damn if the rumors werent floating around would you trust me?

you have dfm flair of course i’d trust u

boilin_cockroach [#5]

shi i should’ve added u too fam, but moonemi lists only 3 people in each category and i don’t wanna ruin the traditions

added me where

Tryeue2 [#4]

damn if the rumors werent floating around would you trust me?

the allegations are real buddy

Psion [#7]

added me where

you are too irrelevant psion

Tryeue2 [#9]

you are too irrelevant psion

st0x

boilin_cockroach [#6]

you have dfm flair of course i’d trust u

why thank you id trust you too since you dont dickride your team all day long

Psion [#7]

added me where

second category ig. You would get too distracted if you saw Netero/geospliced walking by and someone could steal my precious beer

boilin_cockroach [#12]

second category ig. You would get too distracted if you saw Netero/geospliced walking by and someone could steal my precious beer

ngl idk who netero is
replace uwukitten with me because he'd definitely drink your beer

Psion [#13]

ngl idk who netero is
replace uwukitten with me because he'd definitely drink your beer

https://www.vlr.gg/348773/netero-song-of-the-week-67
he is da goat how come you don’t know him :|

Tryeue2 [#11]

why thank you id trust you too since you dont dickride your team all day long

lack of experience at d riding cause i prefer intercourse with women🤔

🗿

boilin_cockroach [#15]

lack of experience at d riding cause i prefer intercourse with women🤔

not very relatable but that explains it

boilin_cockroach [#14]

https://www.vlr.gg/348773/netero-song-of-the-week-67
he is da goat how come you don’t know him :|

wait is he the dude who is really down bad

uwukitten [#16]

🗿

is somebody gonna match your freak, uwukitten?

What about me 😞

😔

danii1 [#20]

What about me 😞

id let you do so many things to my drink 🤤

would u trust me 🥺

CoCloudy [#22]

id let you do so many things to my drink 🤤

hell nah yo ass tweakin jigsaw

CoCloudy [#23]

would u trust me 🥺

blud i can’t trust you after what you typed above 😭

boilin_cockroach [#25]

blud i can’t trust you after what you typed above 😭

Thats a different me i swear 😭😭

CoCloudy [#26]

Thats a different me i swear 😭😭

Bro let's the voices win

What? What did I do?

what about me

boilin_cockroach [#3]

it’s the same person actually and a fucking freak

Is it the one that made the funny zekken thread some time ago?

You wouldn't trust me?

I'm disappointed

BathW0ter [#31]

You wouldn't trust me?

I'm disappointed

sorry fam i am not familiar with you 😔

bronzil_enjoyer [#29]

what about me

you’d prolly just drink that beer and run away to madagascar

proud_bandwagoners [#30]

Is it the one that made the funny zekken thread some time ago?

idk but he’s the one who made fanfic type shit about sen players with some anime words

n1cf [#28]

What? What did I do?

https://www.vlr.gg/361931/i-feel-angy-today
cringe ahh

boilin_cockroach [#33]

you’d prolly just drink that beer and run away to madagascar

wow :)

what about me tho

number_1_Ego_fan [#37]

what about me tho

you’d feed my beer to that old stinky cat of yours

nah leave your drink with me and youll have to get a new one (i wanna try beer for the first time, ive heard its good)

geospliced my goat

psion in not trust tier:3

boilin_cockroach [#32]

sorry fam i am not familiar with you 😔

Well now you are

boilin_cockroach [#35]

https://www.vlr.gg/361931/i-feel-angy-today
cringe ahh

no but i was angry for real

CoCloudy [#22]

id let you do so many things to my drink 🤤

WHAT THE FUCJ

Psion [#10]

st0x

cook that fraud #osc win

XtraChrxs [#45]

cook that fraud #osc win

osc lost to carti keke

Tryeue2 [#46]

osc lost to carti keke

dfm lost to global esports what is your point here

XtraChrxs [#47]

dfm lost to global esports what is your point here

ge beat rrq and rrq beat geng so what is your point here

Tryeue2 [#48]

ge beat rrq and rrq beat geng so what is your point here

bleed lost to every team except dfm that speaks volumes

would you trust me cockroach

smthlikeyou11 [#50]

would you trust me cockroach

Of course i would, something! Unfortunately you’d be too busy looking in your op scope tryna hospital flick your enemies so my beer could be stolen from ur back :|

how bout me

boilin_cockroach [#51]

Of course i would, something! Unfortunately you’d be too busy looking in your op scope tryna hospital flick your enemies so my beer could be stolen from ur back :|

my bad ill have wingman on it

TakoSaki [#52]

how bout me

ur gonna accidentally get alcohol addict too after sniffing my precious beer 😔

i wouldn't trust anyone if i could recognize their username

would u trust me

boilin_cockroach [#54]

ur gonna accidentally get alcohol addict too after sniffing my precious beer 😔

...was it that obvious

me?

XtraChrxs [#49]

bleed lost to every team except dfm that speaks volumes

that means
bleed>dfm>t1>geng
which also means bleed ARE shanghai champions

unrelated but everytime i see ur username i think of berlin

InevitableDeer [#60]

unrelated but everytime i see ur username i think of berlin

do you mean the goat BerLin IGL? Damn u got me blushing and shi

thenutoriousPRO [#56]

would u trust me

you’d prolly nut in my beer while im not around that’s why you are theNUToriousPRO

Kirya [#58]

me?

you’d prolly go live on webcam doing some lewd stuff with my beer bottle as you are the broke femboy student. You gotta pay that loans somehow

acegamer is a trustable person wym

boilin_cockroach [#63]

you’d prolly go live on webcam doing some lewd stuff with my beer bottle as you are the broke femboy student. You gotta pay that loans somehow

tf?

lmaoo wtf
this is goated

i would keep your drink safe trust

UkieVAL [#39]

nah leave your drink with me and youll have to get a new one (i wanna try beer for the first time, ive heard its good)

you never tried beer?

💀

Is this you admitting to being an alcoholic in the most roundabout way possible

Brainrot

Chunkio [#70]

Brainrot

💀💀💀💀💀

would you trust me boilin cockroach 🥺

common boilin_cockroach W (except I wouldn’t lose any fight)

another day, another list nobody remembers lil old cioccolat

also trembo would spike your drink but only to tie you to a chair so you can hear him rant about memewzera for 7 weeks straight

danii1 [#44]

WHAT THE FUCJ

?

what about me

cloudberry [#69]

Is this you admitting to being an alcoholic in the most roundabout way possible

maybe you are into something🤔

Chunkio [#70]

Brainrot

they made a game out of you fam😭😭😭
https://www.vlr.gg/355799/chunkio-game-idea-everyone-come

cioccolat [#74]

another day, another list nobody remembers lil old cioccolat

also trembo would spike your drink but only to tie you to a chair so you can hear him rant about memewzera for 7 weeks straight

My apologies, cioccolat! You became a victim of format😔. Btw you have pretty cold ass flair

kanyefan4238173 [#72]

would you trust me boilin cockroach 🥺

sorry lad, i’m 100% sure you’d take out bober from your pocket and drink my beer with him

7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao [#76]

what about me

Hmm….idk to be honest. I guess you’d take the beer to Philippines and come back with nata de piña. Fair trade ig

HenBabyH [#73]

common boilin_cockroach W (except I wouldn’t lose any fight)

oke pookie! i will maybe reconsider the list then

Thank god I don't talk too much here 💀💀

What did I do bro

ALoKi007 [#83]

Thank god I don't talk too much here 💀💀

Posts: 1379

Tryeue2 [#48]

ge beat rrq and rrq beat geng so what is your point here

only win you will get is against ZETA LMAO

Vortax [#85]

Posts: 1379

Well that's average ig, posts are considered low until people actually start recognizing you and no one recognizes me yet so I am safe 🦺

boilin_cockroach [#79]

My apologies, cioccolat! You became a victim of format😔. Btw you have pretty cold ass flair

this little bit aknowledgement has made my day, thank you for recognizing my existence 🙏

Haha, this list is gold! Totally agree with Geospliced and james_ff being top choices. Also, I can't stop laughing at the "Men I'd trust but they would fuck up somehow" section. Poor Moonemi! This made my day.

markwilly [#89]

Haha, this list is gold! Totally agree with Geospliced and james_ff being top choices. Also, I can't stop laughing at the "Men I'd trust but they would fuck up somehow" section. Poor Moonemi! This made my day.

chat gpt ahh reply😭🤦🏼‍♂️

cioccolat [#88]

this little bit aknowledgement has made my day, thank you for recognizing my existence 🙏

May you have a good life, ciocolat!

ButterflyEffect23 [#67]

you never tried beer?

never lol

UkieVAL [#92]

never lol

crazy.

what about me lil bro?

boilin_cockroach [#15]

lack of experience at d riding cause i prefer intercourse with women🤔

you can ride women btw

Tryeue2 [#4]

damn if the rumors werent floating around would you trust me?

i trust you GOATeue2 🙏

amedy [#96]

i trust you GOATeue2 🙏

great hearing that from you mate and for the record i would also blindly trust you with my drink

Anoymouse [#94]

what about me lil bro?

nah this is not real you, where all the #MVGA #LOUD?
Is it Anoymouse dad typing rn?

boilin_cockroach [#98]

nah this is not real you, where all the #MVGA #LOUD?
Is it Anoymouse dad typing rn?

I AM BACK GUYS

MY BROTHER WROTE THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT

So now, can you answer my request pwease?

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

#LOUD x #SENCITY

Anoymouse [#99]

I AM BACK GUYS

MY BROTHER WROTE THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT

So now, can you answer my request pwease?

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

#LOUD x #SENCITY

ofc i’d not trust asuna_yuuki’s minion, you will probably start a faction with my beer bottle

boilin_cockroach [#100]

ofc i’d not trust asuna_yuuki’s minion, you will probably start a faction with my beer bottle

I mean would starting a faction with your beer bottle be a bad thing?

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

#LOUD x #SENCITY

BathW0ter [#42]

Well now you are

What???

Bro has a different definition of "familiar"

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

#LOUD x #SENCITY

boilin_cockroach [#5]

shi i should’ve added u too fam, but moonemi lists only 3 people in each category and i don’t wanna ruin the traditions

aged like fine wine