VLR men i would trust with my drink

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saw something similar on vlr.gg and thought i’d make a list
anyways enjoy this shitpost (https://www.vlr.gg/361928/valorant-men-id-trust-with-my-drink)

Men I’d trust with my beer

1. Geospliced - chill and nice dude, he would make sure no one glazes at my beer
2. uwukitten - fam is kinda freaky but my beer would be protected with him
3. james_ff - the goat himself no explains needed

Men Id trust but they would fuck up somehow

1. Moonemi - broski is gonna take a sip and become alcohol addict :(
2. Chunkio - fella would be too busy having y0y/shut the FUCK up thread in his own head so someone could steal my beer
3.HenBabyH - sweet guy but he would get beaten by homeless people sadly :’/

Men I wouldn’t trust for obvious reasons

Tryeue2 (furry wanker allegations)
Asuna_yukki
Acegamer30
trembolonarage (memewzera wanker)
number1_Cned_fan
spongebob
sugoiuwu

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Psion

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who are those last 2

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boilin_cockroach

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it’s the same person actually and a fucking freak

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proud_bandwagoners

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Is it the one that made the funny zekken thread some time ago?

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boilin_cockroach

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idk but he’s the one who made fanfic type shit about sen players with some anime words

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boilin_cockroach

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shi i should’ve added u too fam, but moonemi lists only 3 people in each category and i don’t wanna ruin the traditions

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Psion

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added me where

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Tryeue2

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you are too irrelevant psion

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Psion

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st0x

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XtraChrxs

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cook that fraud #osc win

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Tryeue2

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osc lost to carti keke

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XtraChrxs

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dfm lost to global esports what is your point here

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Tryeue2

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ge beat rrq and rrq beat geng so what is your point here

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XtraChrxs

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bleed lost to every team except dfm that speaks volumes

continue thread →

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7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao

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only win you will get is against ZETA LMAO

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boilin_cockroach

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second category ig. You would get too distracted if you saw Netero/geospliced walking by and someone could steal my precious beer

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Psion

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ngl idk who netero is
replace uwukitten with me because he'd definitely drink your beer

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boilin_cockroach

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https://www.vlr.gg/348773/netero-song-of-the-week-67
he is da goat how come you don’t know him :|

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Psion

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wait is he the dude who is really down bad

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K4ziuHa

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aged like fine wine

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Tryeue2

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damn if the rumors werent floating around would you trust me?

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boilin_cockroach

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you have dfm flair of course i’d trust u

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Tryeue2

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why thank you id trust you too since you dont dickride your team all day long

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boilin_cockroach

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lack of experience at d riding cause i prefer intercourse with women🤔

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Tryeue2

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not very relatable but that explains it

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amedy

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you can ride women btw

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bronzil_enjoyer

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the allegations are real buddy

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amedy

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i trust you GOATeue2 🙏

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Tryeue2

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great hearing that from you mate and for the record i would also blindly trust you with my drink

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uwukitten

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🗿

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boilin_cockroach

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is somebody gonna match your freak, uwukitten?

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danii1

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What about me 😞

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CoCloudy

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id let you do so many things to my drink 🤤

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boilin_cockroach

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hell nah yo ass tweakin jigsaw

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danii1

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WHAT THE FUCJ

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CoCloudy

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?

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Denjisideals

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😔

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CoCloudy

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would u trust me 🥺

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boilin_cockroach

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blud i can’t trust you after what you typed above 😭

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CoCloudy

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Thats a different me i swear 😭😭

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fontea

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Bro let's the voices win

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n1cf

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What? What did I do?

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boilin_cockroach

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https://www.vlr.gg/361931/i-feel-angy-today
cringe ahh

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n1cf

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no but i was angry for real

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bronzil_enjoyer

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what about me

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boilin_cockroach

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you’d prolly just drink that beer and run away to madagascar

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bronzil_enjoyer

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wow :)

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BathW0ter

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You wouldn't trust me?

I'm disappointed

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boilin_cockroach

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sorry fam i am not familiar with you 😔

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BathW0ter

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Well now you are

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Anoymouse

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What???

Bro has a different definition of "familiar"

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

#LOUD x #SENCITY

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number_1_Ego_fan

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what about me tho

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boilin_cockroach

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you’d feed my beer to that old stinky cat of yours

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UkieVAL

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nah leave your drink with me and youll have to get a new one (i wanna try beer for the first time, ive heard its good)

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ButterflyEffect23

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you never tried beer?

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UkieVAL

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never lol

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ButterflyEffect23

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crazy.

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Kxtqqh

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geospliced my goat

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lielahh

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psion in not trust tier:3

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smthlikeyou11

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would you trust me cockroach

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boilin_cockroach

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Of course i would, something! Unfortunately you’d be too busy looking in your op scope tryna hospital flick your enemies so my beer could be stolen from ur back :|

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smthlikeyou11

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my bad ill have wingman on it

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TakoSaki

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how bout me

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boilin_cockroach

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ur gonna accidentally get alcohol addict too after sniffing my precious beer 😔

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TakoSaki

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...was it that obvious

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TM06Nick

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i wouldn't trust anyone if i could recognize their username

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thenutoriousPRO

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would u trust me

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boilin_cockroach

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you’d prolly nut in my beer while im not around that’s why you are theNUToriousPRO

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Kirya

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me?

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boilin_cockroach

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you’d prolly go live on webcam doing some lewd stuff with my beer bottle as you are the broke femboy student. You gotta pay that loans somehow

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Kirya

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tf?

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InevitableDeer

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unrelated but everytime i see ur username i think of berlin

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boilin_cockroach

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do you mean the goat BerLin IGL? Damn u got me blushing and shi

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anyth1ng

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acegamer is a trustable person wym

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moonemi

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lmaoo wtf
this is goated

i would keep your drink safe trust

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💀

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cloudberry

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Is this you admitting to being an alcoholic in the most roundabout way possible

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boilin_cockroach

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maybe you are into something🤔

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Chunkio

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Brainrot

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💀💀💀💀💀

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boilin_cockroach

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they made a game out of you fam😭😭😭
https://www.vlr.gg/355799/chunkio-game-idea-everyone-come

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would you trust me boilin cockroach 🥺

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boilin_cockroach

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sorry lad, i’m 100% sure you’d take out bober from your pocket and drink my beer with him

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HenBabyH

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common boilin_cockroach W (except I wouldn’t lose any fight)

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boilin_cockroach

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oke pookie! i will maybe reconsider the list then

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another day, another list nobody remembers lil old cioccolat

also trembo would spike your drink but only to tie you to a chair so you can hear him rant about memewzera for 7 weeks straight

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My apologies, cioccolat! You became a victim of format😔. Btw you have pretty cold ass flair

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this little bit aknowledgement has made my day, thank you for recognizing my existence 🙏

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boilin_cockroach

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May you have a good life, ciocolat!

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7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao

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what about me

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boilin_cockroach

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Hmm….idk to be honest. I guess you’d take the beer to Philippines and come back with nata de piña. Fair trade ig

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ALoKi007

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Thank god I don't talk too much here 💀💀

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Posts: 1379

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ALoKi007

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Well that's average ig, posts are considered low until people actually start recognizing you and no one recognizes me yet so I am safe 🦺

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TheAceGamer30

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What did I do bro

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Haha, this list is gold! Totally agree with Geospliced and james_ff being top choices. Also, I can't stop laughing at the "Men I'd trust but they would fuck up somehow" section. Poor Moonemi! This made my day.

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boilin_cockroach

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chat gpt ahh reply😭🤦🏼‍♂️

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what about me lil bro?

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boilin_cockroach

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nah this is not real you, where all the #MVGA #LOUD?
Is it Anoymouse dad typing rn?

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I AM BACK GUYS

MY BROTHER WROTE THE PREVIOUS STATEMENT

So now, can you answer my request pwease?

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

#LOUD x #SENCITY

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boilin_cockroach

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ofc i’d not trust asuna_yuuki’s minion, you will probably start a faction with my beer bottle

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Anoymouse

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I mean would starting a faction with your beer bottle be a bad thing?

#MVGA #MAKEVLRGREATAGAIN

#LOUD x #SENCITY