Open Apology to CanadaMan

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bruhmphrey

CanadaMan,

I extend this to you in a public manner to demonstrate my genuine and open desire to repair our relationship. I will be honest, your shit bangs, so I had to steal it. You are too funny and creative to NOT rip-off, but I realize this will come across as disingenuous. I invite you to come to the Eaton Center today to hug it out.

You are actually just a normal guy who happens to love TMV and Valorant. To hate this is to hate oneself, for you are just as much a member of this community as anyone else. Also, you are based for your Palestinian flag. I hope CanadaMan can realize that I am also just a kid at their work desk, wanting to make it big on my favourite website: VLR :(. I did it in unethical ways, by plagiarizing his work.

CanadaMan, I promise to reform and leave you alone entirely, bettering myself in the process. Though this may not be effective in making amends, at least know that this was not generated by ChatGPT. I am sorry, CanadaMan.

Sincerely,
Bruhmphrey

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NoOne_ButMe

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What in the mod sucking is this

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CanadaMan

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Im not going to Eaton Center lol but thank for this "Totally not written by chatgpt" apology. Its all fun it just got a bit creepy.

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bruhmphrey

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It actually wasn't written by ChatGPT!!!!! I really am sorry Mr. CanadaMan. Though I would recommend to stop genning shitposts and make them from the heart again.

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CanadaMan

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You have reinvigorated my passion for shitposting from the heart. I will start now!

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ArtemisZ083

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Where is AceGamer and Asuna_Yuuki, i miss those guys

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Hyopic

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Powering up to see who can be more annoying for the upcoming SEN vs NRG match, rumor has it they’ve been training for weeks now

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TheAceGamer30

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Asuna_yuuki is pbanned

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ArtemisZ083

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Wait he got banned?

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Hyopic

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actually? For what lmao?

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TheAceGamer30

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He did some something the mods don’t like

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ArtemisZ083

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ikr

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cloudberry

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They got replaced unfortunately, it's swvyboi1 vs. dort now :(

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there is 1 thing in this msg that is a take

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coach:))

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Psion

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Bro 😭

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ArtemisZ083

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;(

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I love how bro just assumed that hes from Toronto, and was right

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CanadaMan

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every Canadian lives in Toronto

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DuD5K1S

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not me lmao

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cloudberry

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Same here. I've been, but I don't live there

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babysasuke

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No one is talking about TMV 😂 the self promotion is crazy

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bruhmphrey

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Lives on through babysasuke, cus I didn't have the heart to go on o7

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cloudberry

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Respect, man. This might be the first time I've seen a genuine (I hope) apology anywhere on VLR, so huge props to you for that. Eaton Center is CRAZY though

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can y'all fuck eachother already