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LeviaT [#9]Aspas, can't find a reason to hate him
he left loud bc he knew Less would get fat and break up with his girl, masterclass from the goat himself.
Frogger0_0 [#10]nAts , chronicle , redgar , sheydos , d3ffo , engh (basically Gambit) and TenZ
2021 fan spotted. respect
Yay_Defender [#19]Shut the FUCK up.
my G.O.A.T (Garbage Of All Time) y0y will take bl00d back to tier 2 at this rate 🥺🥺
AlexSMTxx [#21]my G.O.A.T (Garbage Of All Time) y0y will take bl00d back to tier 2 at this rate 🥺🥺
Shut the FUCK up.
AstroGalaxy [#11]he left loud bc he knew Less would get fat and break up with his girl, masterclass from the goat himself.
He actually left Loud to get that bag and provide a better future for his stepson. He is the dad that stepped up
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Yay.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dash into the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth shots around with the operator, and that gorgeous util usage. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.You had a rough year, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great teammate and friend, sometimes I even have wet dream about you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Reykajivik, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker.
Asuna_Yuuki [#4]Depending on the day its one of
Victor
Crashies
Marved
Demon1
Ethan
ur so annoying. Get out and go touch some grass.
Anoymouse [#32]ur so annoying. Get out and go touch some grass.
Bro mad cuz NRG masterclassed the fuck out of LOUD? Get rid of QCK bro, then talk.
Shadow_Monarch [#42]Bro mad cuz NRG masterclassed the fuck out of LOUD? Get rid of QCK bro, then talk.
bro is happy that they beat jetlagged loud. Your team ain't ever beating loud again.
Vortax [#7]yay unironically. if he can manage to get back to prime form it will be the greatest comeback story ever
tenz done that did that
Hades_Loves_Rb [#27]Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Yay.. honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you dash into the site and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth shots around with the operator, and that gorgeous util usage. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire.You had a rough year, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the game, you're a great teammate and friend, sometimes I even have wet dream about you. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could puta smile on your beautiful face.You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left Optic and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first win in Reykajivik, because deep down,my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2023 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2024 you will make history happen. Not only have you changed the game of valorant and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Jacob Whiteaker.
Teacher: Class, spell hot, goat, sexy, and pookie
Everyone except me: H-O-T, G-O-A-T, S-E-X-Y, P-O-O-K-I-E
Me asf: That's wrong! It's J-A-C-C-O-B W-H-I-T-E-A-K-E-R
Jaccob "The goat, The hottest, The best, The hall of famer, My pookie bear, My pumpkin pie, My Delicious Snack, My idol, My Cutie Patootie, My Honeybunch, yay" Whiteaker: I swear to god these incels be trippin' dawg.
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