seofps
Flag: South Korea
Registered: August 15, 2023
Last post: July 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Posts: 1050
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they're all neck and neck with each other in terms of skills, stats, and achievements. It really just depends on the time of year that this question is asked for one to be above the other. Take their order with a grain of salt. Just 6 months ago to a year ago people would've said meteor>alfa and forsaken. A month or two ago arguably forsaken> the two. A few weeks ago Alfa>the two.

posted 4 hours ago

you guys have me questioning if I was even there.

posted 21 hours ago

wait that was me LMAOO

posted 1 day ago

thanks :)

posted 2 days ago

thank youu

posted 2 days ago

this helps SOOO much. thank you!!!!. if you see a Korean kid with light brown hair and black glasses and a white stussy t shirt, say hi (that's me)

posted 2 days ago

what does this even mean...

posted 3 days ago

thank you thank you. i love Rb so I'm excited for that.

posted 3 days ago

if only i could. all the super popular teams especially Korean teams, sold out so quick.

posted 3 days ago

sadly i couldnt get tickets :(. if I had the chance to, I would've loved to watch them as well

posted 3 days ago

thank you

posted 3 days ago

korean kaajak is a good comparison. also, I LOVE LVOE LOVE flashback, but your free1ng point doesn't really make sense considering how inconsistent flashback is as a player and person. they're both insane, but just like any other player, can be inconsistent. i don't think free1ng being inconsistent is a good enough reason.

posted 3 days ago

do you guys have any general tips or comments about going to VCT matches? (specifically pacific)

NS vs TS tmr :). go NS!!!

posted 3 days ago

i know im overreacting, but genuinely 3-14 until the very last round is insane especially when he was awping most of the rounds. give a decent ascendant player an awp and they have more impact than flicker in the server.

posted 6 days ago

i got a new laptop and phone recently so I haven't been logged on my VLR account in about a month. i had no reason to really log back in since valorant has been chill lately and I have 0 complaints or comments. but after seeing today's performance by DRX, I decided that it had to be done. wtf are we doing. wtf termi. wtf fl0cker. how are you worse than FNS. i think this guy genuinely went 0-10 on awp shots.

posted 6 days ago

yes. and yes. i already started self-studying ochem.

posted 1 month ago

Calc 1
Chem 2
Bio 2

  • gen eds here and there

19 credits total.

Is this crazy or manageable.

I already took AP Chem, Bio, and Calc so i have a strong foundation in those so it'll mainly just be a review if anything. I heard college courses are way harder, but I'm not exactly how much harder it is.

Next semester I might be cooked though. As of right now, it's looking like
Organic Chem
Calc 2
Physics 1

posted 1 month ago

jawg
jemkin
kaajak

posted 1 month ago

like FNS says. you can measure the "goat" in so many different ways. in terms of trophies, boaster has more than aspas, but is boaster the goat or better? it really just depends. people just state that aspas is the goat due to his longevity and dominance.

posted 1 month ago

Hi everyone, I'm an upcoming freshman in college (specifically the university of pittsburgh). I am on a pre-dental track, and eventually want to become an OMFS (oral and maxillofacial surgeon). I am planning on majoring in chemistry as well. Would you guys recommend me taking 18 credits per semester AND also taking summer courses as well to graduate early? I plan on using my entire senior year/gap year to intern/shadow and do extracurriculars. I have a really strong family-friend connection to an OMFS clinic that I plan to shadow at, so that isn't an issue either. I've also been working as a dental assistant for the past 2 years and 3 months.

Here is what an overview of what my credits would look like
Freshman Year:

  • Fall: 18 Credits
  • Spring: 18 Credits
  • Summer: Ideally 12 Credits
    (48 Credits)

Sophomore Year:

  • Fall: 18 Credits
  • Spring: 14 Credits (lighter credits to prepare for the DAT)
  • Summer: 4 credits (once again, lighter for the DAT)
    (36 Credits)

summer going into junior year, I hope to take the DAT

Junior Year (Hopefully my last year):

  • Fall: 18 Credits
  • Spring: 18 Credits
    (36 Credits)

TOTAL CREDITS: (120)
Depending on what courses are available in the summer/regular school credits per semester may vary, but in the end, it will still total to 120 credits.
Pitt requires a total of 120 credits, and my outline suffices.

I know that this means I will have an intense workload, and may have no social life, but I am willing to put in the work.

What do you guys think? Is this realistically doable? What are some pros and cons in your guys' opinions?

posted 1 month ago

ay man. genuine from my heart, happy birthday. i hope this year treats you amazing. you're a great person, and u got so much ahead of you. have an amazing one

posted 1 month ago

i partially agree. you hve to use it smart. for physics as well, it gives you bad responses sometimes.

posted 1 month ago

i am not. i didnt have the best grades in my freshman year.

our valedictorian got into MIT, Harvard, and CalTech. my school is on another level

posted 1 month ago

man. most of my friends from other schools graduated already or graduate this week. i literally have 0 finals since i took ap exams or have an A as a final grade. im literally dilly dallying for the next two weeks.

posted 1 month ago

its definitely way diff than AB in terms of difficulty. ab felt pretty smooth, but BC you cant slack. it really dpeends on the school as well. i still think honors pre calc was the hardest math course i ever took. my school is notorious for honors pre calc.

just like any other ap, practice problems will be your best friend. take advantage of your resources as well. you have the entire internet, (CHAT GPT), and someone with a degree in front of you every single day. if you have any questions, just ask.

posted 1 month ago

LOL

posted 1 month ago

thank you sm. i recently spoke to my chem teacher as well. he said skip gen chem 1 and 2 if yk i wasnt med/dental, but since im med/dental i need to boost my gpa. i think at most im going to skip gen chem 1.

posted 1 month ago

just figured it out

https://imgur.com/a/VcQatdm

posted 1 month ago

i think im unranked LMAO. i was asc somethign last act i believe

posted 1 month ago

how do i link a screenshot on VLR

posted 1 month ago

i have a
99 in ap calc
99 in my english class
95 in ap physics
97 in ap chem
100 in ap research
94 in ap comp gov

my school ends in 2 weeks though. we end super late

posted 1 month ago

Hi guys. I was wondering if I should take organic chemistry in my first semester of college this fall, or just take Gen Chem 2 and orgo in the second semester. I'm 99% i got a 5 on my chem exam so i can skip gen chem 1 and 2.

posted 1 month ago

i actually think that the cyrax ghost and guardian are clean. knife is debatable. vandal is hot ass

posted 1 month ago

I do not fight for power as I am power. I do not conquer with rage. I conquer with inevitability. Kingdoms do not fall because I strike, but simply they fall because I arrive. The sun does not rise to ask permission, and I do not descend to be challenged. Speak my name with reverence or not at all, for defiance only hastens collapse. I do not roar to be heard as my silence is a sentence. And when I choose to move, mountains kneel and oceans make way. So know this: mercy is not weakness, as it is only it is a pause. And when that pause ends, so will everything that dared to stand in my path.

posted 1 month ago

hyunmin slept on

posted 1 month ago

prob no role change, but back in late 2022 s0m started playing only smokes.

if s0m is literally ONLY playing senti, theres a chance. but i doubt it

posted 2 months ago

for me as, ethan was also someone who popularized the recon phantom. id say kuronami was always popular since release, but if i think about one person it'll prob be tenz in 2023/4 season.

yellow prime vandal: yay

posted 2 months ago

well do you know what the exact issue is? is it a teammate thing? (can easily be fixed with a good duo). is it a personal thing? (do you need more game sense or mechanics).

also, if you're not like zekken or a top radiant player, you shouldn't play a lot. people tend to tilt and play worse as they keep playing. sometimes taking a few hours off or even a day can help.

posted 2 months ago

leaner ≠ muscle

posted 2 months ago

wouldn't yoman be a great fit?

mako can go back to full smokes or second caller
yoman can go full initiator / scan and full time igl
free1ng can flex / tejo / whatever (including senti)
hyunmin duelist
beyn can flex / go full senti

solves the firepower issue as well

posted 2 months ago

its just a skill issue lmao. or demon1 needs to hit the gym and build his muscles so he has more endurance

posted 2 months ago

im a senior in hs. ill just withdraw my commitment.

posted 2 months ago

How do you actually get a 4-5 on the ap exam. i do great in the class in school, but whenever i try practice problems and previous mcq's, it is SO much more conceptual. and sometimes i get lost. the exam is this friday and i wanna know whats the most efficient. should i just keep grinidng previous mcqs and similar questions?

posted 2 months ago

where is verno

posted 2 months ago

the phosphorus right

posted 2 months ago

xenom>chronicle

posted 2 months ago

wdym by mechanics. aim? or yoru util usage?

posted 2 months ago

this is all i can remember. i remember i woke up profusely sweating and anxious. what could this story possibly mean?

It was a normal Saturday afternoon when Ardiis decided he was hungry.
Not hungry like a regular person — Ardiis hungry.
The kind of hungry that made local restaurants shutter their doors and buffets cry in terror.

I was just minding my own business, sipping a G-Fuel and scrolling through Valorant memes, when suddenly the sun disappeared.
A shadow loomed over me.

I looked up — too late.
There he was. Ardiis.
Charging at me like a wrecking ball in size 14 Crocs, sweat glistening on his forehead like it was Day 5 of a LAN tournament and he hadn't left his gaming chair.

Before I could even react, Ardiis had captured me — not with traps, not with ropes — but by simply falling on me.
It was like being trapped under a sentient, breathing weighted blanket. A very, very heavy one.

I tried to scream for help, but all that came out was a muffled "Ardiis, bro, please," — which he conveniently ignored while asking if I had any snacks hidden in my pockets.

"You belong to me now," Ardiis said, smiling with crumbs stuck to his jersey — probably from the Hot Pockets he inhaled mid-sprint.

At one point, I thought about trying to wriggle free, but it was no use.
I was pinned like a Bronze player trying to swing against a TenZ Operator.

And honestly?
At that point, it felt easier to accept my fate.
I was now Ardiis’s emotional support human — specifically, his designated snack delivery boy for the next six meals he scheduled within the next two hours.

At first, I thought I was the only victim.

I was wrong.

Ardiis’s hunger knew no mercy.

Once he had me tucked under one massive arm like a stuffed plushie, he started roaming through TwitchCon, Valorant watch parties, and LAN tournaments, hunting.

Anyone within a two-mile radius?
Captured.

Tarik tried to run but tripped over a Chipotle bowl.
TenZ tried to outstrafe him, but it was no use — Ardiis had jiggle peeked reality itself.
Even Sacy, Zyppan, and the whole FNATIC roster fell one by one into his clutches.

Soon, Ardiis assembled a personal sweatshop factory — but not for merch or content.
Strictly for food production.

He slammed down a crooked "KITCHEN OPEN 24/7" sign on what used to be Riot HQ and barked orders:

"Tarik, deep fry the chicken."

"TenZ, season the fries."

"Sacy, baked the cookies — faster, faster."

The factory ran nonstop, fueled by instant ramen packets and broken dreams.
Walls dripped with grease. Giant vats of mac and cheese boiled night and day.

Every time someone dared to slow down, Ardiis would roll by, breathing heavy like a dying Steam Deck, and they'd panic-cook even faster.

But then... a spark of hope.

The prisoners — covered in flour, shame, and energy drink spills — began whispering:
"We can't live like this."
"He made me butter his bread... with my tears."
"I haven’t played a ranked game in three weeks!"

They staged a rebellion.

First, they overloaded the fryers to create a smokescreen.
Second, they launched an assault, pelting Ardiis with stale baguettes and frozen microwavable pizza rolls.

For a brief moment, it seemed like they could win.

But they underestimated him.

Through the smoke, Ardiis emerged — bigger than before, fueled by rage, cholesterol, and a Costco-sized tub of Nutella.
He opened his mouth...

And he ate them.
All of them.

One giant chomp at a time. No seasoning. No forks. Just pure, brute consumption.

When he was done, the factory was silent.
Empty.
Crumbs and spilled gravy were all that remained.

Ardiis wiped the butter from his lips, his stomach rumbling like an approaching earthquake.

And then...
he turned toward the horizon.

It was time for more.

Once Ardiis consumed the last of the Valorant pros and streamers, there was no stopping him.

His appetite grew along with his size.
He crushed cars like soda cans under his Crocs.
Highways buckled. Stadiums flattened.

The President of Riot Games tried to offer peace talks:

“We’ll give you infinite Valorant Points, unlimited Night Market rerolls, please!”

Ardiis simply laughed — a deep, rumbling noise like Brimstone's orbital strike — and swallowed their headquarters whole.

That’s when the military got involved.

Jets fired missiles at him.
Tanks launched shells the size of Raze grenades.
Snipers took aim at his massive forehead.

Nothing worked.

Bullets bounced off his skin like popcorn kernels.
Missiles exploded harmlessly against his massive jersey, which at that point had become a stitched-together quilt of every Valorant team's logo.

When they dropped a nuke, Ardiis didn't even flinch.
He just yawned and asked if it came with fries.

Within a month, Earth fell.

Every city was flattened into a greasy pancake.
Mountains? Reduced to toppings for his cosmic pizza.

He declared the planet:

Valorant Queue Simulator: Population 1 (Ardiis).

With nothing left to eat, Ardiis looked up at the stars.

The planets.
The galaxies.
The infinite buffet.

"Earth was just warmup," Ardiis said, voice shaking the ruins of the world.

He jumped.
He devoured the Moon like a dry biscuit.
He slurped Mars like it was a boba tea pearl.
He scarfed down Jupiter in a series of disgustingly loud burps.

Aliens from distant galaxies tried to stop him — laser cannons, black hole grenades — nothing could pierce his armor of pure blubber and hunger.

He ate them too.
Whole civilizations reduced to toppings.

The Milky Way?
Renamed the Creamy Way once he blended it into a galactic smoothie.

Soon, nothing remained.

Except Ardiis.

Floating alone in the darkness, having eaten the entire universe.

The Big Bang?
No.
It was the Big Bite.

Somewhere, deep in the silent nothingness, a rumble echoed.
A signal.

Ardiis was still hungry.

And he was eyeing the multiverse next.

As Ardiis floated alone in the darkness of the consumed universe, his massive stomach rumbling like a dying star, a faint light flickered ahead.

A crack...
A ripple...
A portal.

Through it, he glimpsed something.
No — someone.

It was another version of himself — Ardiis from a parallel universe — slightly leaner, holding a Valorant trophy, sipping casually on a smoothie.

Ardiis licked his lips.
"No way you’re staying skinny on my watch," he muttered.

With a terrifying grin, he drifted toward the portal, his enormous body pulling asteroids and cosmic debris behind him like sprinkles on a sundae.

The multiverse trembled.

Galaxies screamed.
Alternate Tariks, TenZs, and whole timelines tried to run.

But it was too late.

Massive Ardiis was coming.
And not even reality itself could escape the hunger.

posted 2 months ago
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