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ZMKKJJ CHEATING

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#1
SEN_brasileiros

If you watch EDG vlogs he do not play with his monitor tilted, only during LAN.
Seems like he cheating to see crowd when he's awping by crowd reaction.
Shameless.

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RickyIndian
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this one is new

#3
mrGoudas
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RickyIndian [#2]

this one is new

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

#4
NANNE
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New excuse just dropped

#5
bobkiller
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LLOOLOLOLOOLL

#6
destroylonely
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Schizophrenia is a serious mental disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally. Schizophrenia may result in some combination of hallucinations, delusions, and extremely disordered thinking and behavior that impairs daily functioning, and can be disabling

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FNEGGS
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mrGoudas [#3]

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

No one said this to me when I said sadhaak was using anal beads to get info?

#8
SAMPV6
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cope just started, you love to see it

#9
rhinoswag
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FNEGGS [#7]

No one said this to me when I said sadhaak was using anal beads to get info?

😂🤣

#10
Ullyr
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Zelul

#11
RickyIndian
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FNEGGS [#7]

No one said this to me when I said sadhaak was using anal beads to get info?

that's more believable than monitor tilt

#12
SEN_brasileiros
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RickyIndian [#2]

this one is new

This is just facts this guy is clearly cheating.
Check EDG vlogs, you can see that he plays with his monitor normally just like everyone, but suddenly on LAN he plays with his monitor tilted that much just to see crowd reactions.
there's no vision block at top area, so he can just keep checking crowd.

#13
BeKind
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LOLOLOOLLLOLL

#14
pkSqueegee
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brazilians coping already i see

#15
bobkiller
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SEN_brasileiros [#12]

This is just facts this guy is clearly cheating.
Check EDG vlogs, you can see that he plays with his monitor normally just like everyone, but suddenly on LAN he plays with his monitor tilted that much just to see crowd reactions.
there's no vision block at top area, so he can just keep checking crowd.

ok then why dont loud do it?

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RickyIndian
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SEN_brasileiros [#12]

This is just facts this guy is clearly cheating.
Check EDG vlogs, you can see that he plays with his monitor normally just like everyone, but suddenly on LAN he plays with his monitor tilted that much just to see crowd reactions.
there's no vision block at top area, so he can just keep checking crowd.

did you really decipher his monitor tilts?

inform LOUD of his 15 degree difference AT ONCE!

#17
Goatguynut
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New cope just dropped

#18
SilentNight
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FNEGGS [#7]

No one said this to me when I said sadhaak was using anal beads to get info?

LMFAO WHERE DID THAT CAME FROM

#19
SENTINELA_SACY_FAN
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🫵🤡

#20
EntryKJ
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FNEGGS [#7]

No one said this to me when I said sadhaak was using anal beads to get info?

I mean, you just copied Niemann's strat.

#21
jimmylwho
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SEN_brasileiros [#12]

This is just facts this guy is clearly cheating.
Check EDG vlogs, you can see that he plays with his monitor normally just like everyone, but suddenly on LAN he plays with his monitor tilted that much just to see crowd reactions.
there's no vision block at top area, so he can just keep checking crowd.

Damn, that's crazy. Anyways...

#22
fffxxx
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yes,you are right.but.......

#23
Omega_KEKW
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Isso mesmo idiotaum dah munissaum pros kra sacaniarem a gente

#24
Nisham
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destroylonely [#6]

Schizophrenia is a serious mental disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally. Schizophrenia may result in some combination of hallucinations, delusions, and extremely disordered thinking and behavior that impairs daily functioning, and can be disabling

giga banger

#25
aylez
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FNEGGS [#7]

No one said this to me when I said sadhaak was using anal beads to get info?

i was not ready for this one ngl

#27
Zeron
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bro think he playing pubg mobile

#28
Selex
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I actually laughed out loud

#29
blazennn
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Nobody cheating to?

#30
TMosura
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Well. I've heard better conspiracy theories.

#31
poeticass
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Bro...get some help...

#33
Shuyaa
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babe wake up new cope just dropped

#34
kankel
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guys we found the definition of a sore loser

#35
Pondy
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SEN_brasileiros [#12]

This is just facts this guy is clearly cheating.
Check EDG vlogs, you can see that he plays with his monitor normally just like everyone, but suddenly on LAN he plays with his monitor tilted that much just to see crowd reactions.
there's no vision block at top area, so he can just keep checking crowd.

Oh look, Im watching an angle. Ooop. Time to look up to check the crowd and oh Im dead because I looked away from my screen.

#36
buttercup
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(L)oud

#37
tnlonesome
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dont cry baby

#38
crashhacker1
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SEN_brasileiros [#12]

This is just facts this guy is clearly cheating.
Check EDG vlogs, you can see that he plays with his monitor normally just like everyone, but suddenly on LAN he plays with his monitor tilted that much just to see crowd reactions.
there's no vision block at top area, so he can just keep checking crowd.

if he's doing that AND playing the game hitting shots, thats just impressive.

#39
Trapyy_
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nah, people are falling for this terrible baiter fake flagger lol

#40
SEN_brasileiros
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Trapyy_ [#39]

nah, people are falling for this terrible baiter fake flagger lol

sou br filho ta maluco poha. rx

#41
h786
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this is actually believable...

sliggy mentioned how its so easy to cheat in csgo. they pay fans to hold up signs in the front row, and when its A they switch the side of the signs, and when its B, they switch it back.

#42
masterX
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And.. have u seen he watching the crowd first while awping? U watch the match right?

#43
Trapyy_
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SEN_brasileiros [#40]

sou br filho ta maluco poha. rx

pior ainda 😭

#44
Ailed
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trembo roleplay

#45
Omega_KEKW
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SEN_brasileiros [#40]

sou br filho ta maluco poha. rx

e tá dando munição pros kras pq?

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