Am I going to be arrested for this?

So i was at my girlfriends house and when she went to her bathroom i punched all of her squishmellows in the face. Is this a thing u can get arrested for? I promise i dont hate squish mellows but i just wanted to punch them so badly

:3

as long squishmallows isnt slang for something else..

Just make sure she doesn't find out or you'll have bigger problems than jail

h9zard [#3]

as long squishmallows isnt slang for something else..

What would it be slang for?

as a girl with squishmallows, leave them alone D:<

i also like punching stuffed animals its fun
BUT
i refuse to believe u have a GF.
You are so horny for men 99% of the time

ilovefrozenblueberries [#5]

What would it be slang for?

her ass maybe idk

As a squishmellow, I feel offended; but I'll allow.

Not in this universe, no

spookmeister [#7]

i also like punching stuffed animals its fun
BUT
i refuse to believe u have a GF.
You are so horny for men 99% of the time

this is how you get the gf smh

you pretend to like bussy and then they come flying

i thought u had a boyfriend

spookmeister [#7]

i also like punching stuffed animals its fun
BUT
i refuse to believe u have a GF.
You are so horny for men 99% of the time

thats exactly what im thinking

Kep1er22b [#11]

this is how you get the gf smh

you pretend to like bussy and then they come flying

i hate that word i hate it i hate it
there are real people who think its not gay to like femboys
even though they literally like men

u should be arrested this is really rude behaviour...