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TS_ChedZ

I saw some guy try and do this but i disagreed with it. this is the TRUE roster.

our duelist and star player will be meyournightmare, a talented aimer that has ABSOLUTELY NO BRAIN, perfect for a star player.
so we now have a star player. so we need an amazing supporting player and for that role i choose LucK_. Luck seems like an amazing controller player, the sort that mains astra. with his GIGA brain LucK has a 91% Clutch rate.
We now have LucK and meyournightmare. what roles next? maybe a flex player! our options for a flex player is someone with an ego but the skills to back it up. and for this role I have selected Number_1_ScreaM_fan. i know i know, he's a baiter. but that EXACTLY what we want for an amazing flex player.
3/5 Done, who's next? Sentinel player yes! this sentinel player has to be the backbone of the team, the IGL.
our IGL obviously has to be the greatest VLR user, archetype.
and finally.......... our initiator main......... will be....... JIM JAM!

Organisation

CEO: dexter

Head of global gaming/Supernova king of valorant: enri

Socials manager: nutab1e

Human Resources: kbkdark

Water boy: Netero
Cook: SilentCypher
Sous Chef: Kindler
Interior Decorator: Shushi_
PROFFESIONAL SHIT TALKING HEAD: snoozna

Content Creators:
s0v4k
number1_MIBR_hater
Subreezy

VALORANT team

Jimjam
LucK_
meyournightmare
number_1_ScreaM_fan
archetype

coach: TS_ChedZ
assistant coach: equinoxyy

Analysts:
Monkey_D_Luffy
Number_1_100T_fan

Subs:
Primion
DeathclawsXD

Manager:
minte

Fortnite

Asphyxia

Halo Infinite

nutab1le
babysasuke
NG1S
vineyard

COC

Nollihd

League Of Legends

KillFeed
FlyingDoggoWoweeClap3
Shownu
Gutssz
X_ae_A_12

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Welcome to the era of "tu stultus es" eSports

and no, that's not what TS stands for, it's latin for "you are stupid"

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Can i be head of global gaming?

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??

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Title Sponsor : OREO 🍪BISCUITS

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how am i not in fortnite roster i legit talk about it the most on this site

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You Forget About Me Mr. President

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analyst vibes

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Xièxiè

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Can You Update My Name 👉🏻👈🏻
'Monkey_D_Luffy' To 'Tanmayyy'

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TS_ChedZ

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How tf did you change name?????

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you can get a name change by going to the VLR discord and asking. I had my name changed as well, relatively early into my activity. In fact, I think one of my first posts was thanking Purest for changing my name.

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From Discord, Can You Update My Name 😅

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You Forget About Me

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Sub

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Chinea

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can ឵឵I ឵឵sign ឵឵up ឵឵for ឵឵analyst

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ofc

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can i come in coach? i can bark

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if you bark you can be assistant coach, so bark for me.

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WOOOF WOOF meow

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:)

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how do u know that im actually an ex coach chedz? chedz knows everything wtf

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hmm

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should i link my cv sir?

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What teams have you coached for?

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Ladies team, that should be enough right?
ez number 1 team in the world, easily winning major

https://www.vlr.gg/player/23623/equinox

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common TS_chedZ W
my president 🧎‍♂️

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our president KKona

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I'm the org CEO

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backoxyxd 's roster already champs : )

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Lol they can't win a single match against T3 Team. Your Roster is too bad. Stop lying

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cry is free bbl_wtcn, babysasuke , BackoxyXD will destroy they

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minte

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I’ll be PR manager/socials thanks

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Manager ofc you can be! ^ - ^

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#freejimjam

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patuj

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I will 1v6 this team

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Can i be water boy

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ofc you can qt

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YESSSIRRRRR

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YESSIRRRR

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I can be socials manager
my previous employer will vouch

reply from FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2
WORST ORDER FANS :
1.Faraday
2.TSChedZ
3.Luck

as you can see I was certified by FlyingDoggoWoweeClap2 to be 1st on ORDER fans, even above that TSchedz fella!

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TS_ChedZ

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Yeah, but ur from new zealand. jkjk ofc, ur in

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Faraday

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LETSS GOO

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Luck_

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well at least i am not THE worst lmao

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WOW! This roster will surely win 100000 tournaments

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TS_ChedZ

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Truely non-delusional

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my apologies, i had poor internet. the message should be updated accordingly

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i solo whole cloud9.c9 academy and c9 gc

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HELLO, Coach, TS_ChedZ! tysm for signing me and i promise that i will drop 40 every game and live up to my 90% clutch winrate!! #TuStultusEsWIn!

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Where me

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wdym? Ur right there!

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Make me head of global gaming

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no

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Please

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noob team

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TS_ChedZ

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Keyd Stars flair?

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NG1nS

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number 1 VK FAN BABY

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Luck_

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number 2 actually, behind mr TrembolonaRAGE

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this team>>>>bronzil

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YESSSS w team we would beat sentinels 26-0

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meyournightmare

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sentinels washed
26-0 PRX and OPTIC

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easy. all flawless round as well.

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meyournightmare

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i will yoru diff forsaken

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EASYYYYY. i will kayo/skye diff d4v41 i will go trent style 69/0 on him easyyyy

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ez clap

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do you guys think we could beat ORDER? very tough game, if we ever versed it would have to me in champions grand final because both ORDER and Tu Stultus Es are world class teams and both deserve to be world champions obv.

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Good team
I can sub

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S0v4k

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Can I be a content creator in this prestigious organization? :D

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Can I be on the Fortnite team. No cap I'm the best Fortnite player.

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TS_ChedZ

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SURE THING!

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what about me?

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Luck_

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lmao jkjk just decided to make an alt with an ORDER flair, i missed it

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AYO!

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chapati

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who?

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number1_ScreaM_fan

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I don’t bait thou! 1 taps only!

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can i be the guy who does socials and stuff

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kbkdark

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I'm analyst too 🤔

edit: Thanks 😃

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nutab1e

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no way you don't put me on the halo roster

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3 more people needed in the Halo Squad!

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babysasuke
NG1S
vineyard

we will win the next HCS major

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I believe in IGL nutab1e

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Head of global gaming - Supernova king of valorant

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you have the job

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W

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kbkdark

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W USER

So u got your account back huh? hahaha
what did you do?

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yeah, problem seemed to have fixed itself LOL i just tried again normally and it worked

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BRUH

LMFAO

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:(

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?

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number1_MIBR_hater

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why there isn't a spot for me

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meyournightmare

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cause bronzil

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TS_ChedZ

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uuuuh you can be a cc

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number1_MIBR_hater

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can i give controversial opinions about some teams on my stream? (nothing offensive tho)

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ofc! as long as you don't tell anyone to kill themselves! ^ - ^

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ok づ ᴗ _ᴗ)づ♡

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Can I be on the orgs Tetris team?

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Can i be on the orgs clash of clans team?

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done

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simza

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ayo you still need someone for socials?

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Thats Faraday's job

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simza

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any other open positions?

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You can be head of UTDH management

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simza

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i have no idea what that is but sure lmao

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It stands for "Under The Desk Help"

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under the desk help kinda sounds like a p*rn plot

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LMAOOOOOO

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simza

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what about COO (Chief Operating Officer)?

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Our halo team isn’t winning shit 💀

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But the clash of clans teams winning every major 😁

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bro hop on we have scrims

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i can't cook

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SilentCypher

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Yo fam, sign me up!

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Silent cyphe4 our cook 👍

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Chirby

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Put Trembo on raze

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sumihiro

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he plays sage tho

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my bad hes not good on raze

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Trembo should be main duelist

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any openings for pobg mobile?

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No but you can joke coc roster tho

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I rushed to TH9 as a kid took me ages to max that lmao

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No worries i got you
I will farm enemy noobs with my max base everything 😎

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<3

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Astar

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sign me up as mental coach 😂

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Get me in as the team s*x doll

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kbkdark

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UPDATE:

WE'RE GOING TO ASIA FRANCHISING!!!!

W org

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ez for tu stultus

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we're gonna own EDG 😎

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😏

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W

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Me as TFT player

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WinterZ20

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Can I try out for content creator?

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Sorry

The number of candidates are already full, we're making a final apply test to define the last content creator
but we appreciate your apply

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WinterZ20

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Ah shit, that sux. Any other roles I could try out for? Maybe an expansion into MultiVersus?

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atm we're not looking into MultiVersus scene... but any update about it, i'll contact u ✌🏻

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Waterboy: Sushi

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~~@TS_ChedZ you forgot to update him in the org~~

EDIT: mb, I forgot Netero was the choosen one
There's another role that you want to apply?

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Reply updated

I'd like to apologize about my little mistake 😔

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Interior decorator, since the teams will be living in a massive luxurious compound in the Caribbean.

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vouch

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kbkdark

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Hmmm... sounds good to me

Lets wait @TS_ChedZ to know if you're g2g 😉

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Sushi_

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Ty sir, ill make sure the compound is as luxurious and annoying to traverse as humanly possible, the cashapp compound will like like a mudhut in comparison

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I'm fine with this, I'll add sushi now

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You put "Shushi" instead of "Sushi" 🤐

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I'll be the head of codm roster

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We're looking just for the non-mobile COD scene... If you have some interest, reply me soon as u can 😃

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where am i @

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S3V3N

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Me!

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I am better than your entire roster no cap.

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KEKW + Ratio

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Ascendant 1 before I went Copenhagen playong 3 games a week

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Ratio

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add me for TFT

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We're not going to join TFT esports scene 😓

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Include elons musk son

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ratio

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@TS_ChedZ Don't forget to make the changes 😃

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ofc!

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lemme join as the 2nd water boy

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Sorry, we already have one and not looking for a 2nd waterboy 😔

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Dang it

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I'll join as SMM

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SuperMassive Maze?

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Social Media Manager LMAO

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🤣

Sorry, but Faraday already on

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I'm certified #1 worse ORDER supporter, what are your certifications huh?

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I can change flairs instantly

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fuck I can't do that

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Kindler

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Can i become content creator? Mainly focusing on ending unnecessary hate in vlr.

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Whens the test?
I guess this superteam needs security guards as well from the baiters here so im down for that.

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Tomorrow we'll reveal the last content creator of tu stultus... today is the last day of tests

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Read the edit plus cant i give a test rn first time saying it btw cuz no one would ever say that.
In my earlier post btw

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atm, we're not looking for security guards (at least, we don't need it by now)

I'll make a list with the job opportunities in our org and I'll post tomorrow after we reveal our last content creator
Stay tuned to try an apply 😉

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Please tell me, times running out.

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YO!!!

Look again at the roles of our org! ✌🏻

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lmao nutab1e is at backoxyxd's team roster

he is manager

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can i join🤩🤩🤩🤩
i can do whatever content creator or player. ill be your org flex and not just a team flex

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ADD ME TS CHEDZ

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OREO_FTW

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OREO Title sponsor

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CraigGarth01

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Sign me with 2 more pros
and I'll win you RLCS for sure

Or if you have 4 more people to sign
We could bring in the next era in CSGO with $2million prizes every year in your org bank account

I'm multitalented 😎

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Great to know that!!

Actually we're looking into a Rocket League scene, but unfortunately no CS:GO scene

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how do i get added. I am a very good shit talker and I think i should be added to the team

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meyournightmare

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we should add a shit talker to destroy opponent's mentality
we knife them 10 times and they will crumble

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we should. I'll add snoozna now!

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W owner

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Thank you

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you should bench me from the halo team and put me as social media manager, lemme make a twitter account :)

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Ey, if you need an org mascot I fit the bill

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Reply saved for future investments (we have other priorities for now) but we appreciate your apply ✌🏻😁

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10/10 post

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Cresp

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I can be the sgares to your nadeshot🫡

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https://imgur.com/a/PgLqnUL

LETS GOOOOOO 😎
That's how everything starts my vlr friends 🖤
#AlwaysStultus

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FOLLOW @tustultuses_gg ON TWITTER!!!! :)

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omfg xD

I'll send you some graphics soon!

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Followed + notifs on 😎

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yo ts chedz can i be manager of global partnerships

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Tetris : uentzoul

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can i be the number 1 fan

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Yeah, u can

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ty 👍🏻

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SilentNight

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You forgot me, i have the biggest hate boner for ORDER

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Can I order two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda? thanks.

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Bro... this gives me nostalgia
Amazing game

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i can vouch, i know from experience

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Throwback to this. the beginning of 3v Esports

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add me on fortnite roster

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Can I be moved to some other roster? I don’t want to be on the same team as nutab1e and babyshitter🤢

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Don't worry... since we needed to make some changes about org's name, logo, etc... ChedZ and me are going to make a bunch of changes in our next management meeting 🤭

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Can i be given any position? I am here to explore my options.Thanks

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enri

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With supernova we can win anything in the world

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i am baffled that i have not been chosen to compete under the TS brand for valorant

VLR.GG SUPERSTAR ROSTER

Organisation

VALORANT team

Fortnite

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COC

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Welcome to the era of "tu stultus es" eSports