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Subreezy Jesus arc

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archetype

My guy's gonna get crucified and banned, then have his ban revoked 3 days later.

The real question is: who are his disciples?

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RayzerGH
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i'm only trembo disciples and supernova is my king

#3
PUJAN_IS_MY_GOD
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He is not the messiah he is the anti christ

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him and trembo are the yin and yang of vlr

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Sprouts
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What happened to this site? Who is Subreezy?

#6
spookmeister
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Me

#7
Lqwnmower
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Sprouts [#5]

What happened to this site? Who is Subreezy?

your mother

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Me, my loyalty is unquestioned, if the world is against subreezy, I am against the world. You know how that copypasta goes

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RayzerGH
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capital_d_colon [#4]

him and trembo are the yin and yang of vlr

Trembolona is much more than yin or yang, he is in another existencial plane.

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capital_d_colon [#4]

him and trembo are the yin and yang of vlr

why do ppl act like trembo is the evil of vlr my guy's avtually kinda reasonable and based for the most part

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Sprouts [#5]

What happened to this site? Who is Subreezy?

Some wholesome dude, you’ll see him in many a post around here just being nice

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archetype [#10]

why do ppl act like trembo is the evil of vlr my guy's avtually kinda reasonable and based for the most part

i never said he was evil. thats what you interpreted

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Subreezy
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Sprouts [#5]

What happened to this site? Who is Subreezy?

Hello Sprouts,
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Subreezy and I joined this website today in an attempt to spread positivity to the rest of the website. I fear things have gotten slightly out of hand but I remain unbroken on my mission to make VLR a nicer place!

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reply chain fail

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RayzerGH [#9]

Trembolona is much more than yin or yang, he is in another existencial plane.

trembo is too smart he must be a higher being

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capital_d_colon [#12]

i never said he was evil. thats what you interpreted

ppl are acting like he's the antithesis to subreezy, and subreezy's whole thing is positivity. put 2 and 2 together and boom. my conclusion.

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giantnutsack12345
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Archetype I told you Subreezy is your god

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archetype [#16]

ppl are acting like he's the antithesis to subreezy, and subreezy's whole thing is positivity. put 2 and 2 together and boom. my conclusion.

ok

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LocoMonteiro
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why do ppl act like trembo is the evil of vlr my guy's avtually kinda reasonable and based for the most part

so true....if only he didnt get a hard on every time he catches a sniff of the name "Mwzera" he would be one of the sanest Vlr users

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hiyo
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Sprouts [#5]

What happened to this site? Who is Subreezy?

Hello sprouts! We invite you to join the baiting army to fight against the darkness that is Subreezy!

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nutab1e
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Subreezy [#13]

Hello Sprouts,
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Subreezy and I joined this website today in an attempt to spread positivity to the rest of the website. I fear things have gotten slightly out of hand but I remain unbroken on my mission to make VLR a nicer place!

Hewwo Spwouts,
Awwow me to intwoduce mysewf. My nyame is Subweezy and I joinyed this website today in an attempt to spwead positivity to the west of the website. I feaw things have gotten swightwy out of hand but I wemain unbwoken on my mission to make Vww a nyicew pwace!

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babysasuke
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Subreezy [#13]

Hello Sprouts,
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Subreezy and I joined this website today in an attempt to spread positivity to the rest of the website. I fear things have gotten slightly out of hand but I remain unbroken on my mission to make VLR a nicer place!

Shut up shut up shut up shut up 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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archetype
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Subreezy [#13]

Hello Sprouts,
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Subreezy and I joined this website today in an attempt to spread positivity to the rest of the website. I fear things have gotten slightly out of hand but I remain unbroken on my mission to make VLR a nicer place!

i pity and respect you.

on one hand, if/once your mental is broken, the baiters will jizz so hard.

but on the other hand, there is a quote:
"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides
By the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will
Shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness
For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children"

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Sprouts
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Subreezy [#13]

Hello Sprouts,
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Subreezy and I joined this website today in an attempt to spread positivity to the rest of the website. I fear things have gotten slightly out of hand but I remain unbroken on my mission to make VLR a nicer place!

Hi Subreezy,
Nice to meet you. I respect the positivity but for some reason this sounds a lot like a cult. I am scared.

#24
archetype
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giantnutsack12345 [#17]

Archetype I told you Subreezy is your god

who are you again

#25
nutab1e
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babysasuke [#22]

Shut up shut up shut up shut up 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

I was waiting for you to show up brother

#26
giantnutsack12345
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archetype [#24]

who are you again

You dont remember me? On Subreezy?

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Sprouts [#23]

Hi Subreezy,
Nice to meet you. I respect the positivity but for some reason this sounds a lot like a cult. I am scared.

be like me. a free spirit.

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LNG
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I taught him about the rating system i must be one

#29
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giantnutsack12345 [#26]

You dont remember me? On Subreezy?

who

#30
giantnutsack12345
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who

Yo momma was gobblin my nuts

#32
babysasuke
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nutab1e [#25]

I was waiting for you to show up brother

I left you in charge while I was grocery shopping and this is what you do????

Shut it down now

#31
esney
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giantnutsack12345 [#30]

Yo momma was gobblin my nuts

YO MAMA LIKED MY BALLS HER MOUTH
RAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

#32
archetype
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giantnutsack12345 [#30]

Yo momma was gobblin my nuts

asked

#33
nutab1e
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babysasuke [#32]

I left you in charge while I was grocery shopping and this is what you do????

Shut it down now

I'm sorry I tried! h-he's too powerful! gasps I'm not strong enough sensei!

#34
giantnutsack12345
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archetype [#32]

asked

archetype just shut up you geek

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RayzerGH
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capital_d_colon [#15]

trembo is too smart he must be a higher being

Yeah, actually, i think he is the creator of valorant. And it's all a evil plan to Brazil dominate the world, he and Noyn must be working together to do all this. This Subreezy vs baiters arc is all his plain to dominate vlr.gg

#36
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giantnutsack12345 [#34]

archetype just shut up you geek

kekw

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hiyo [#20]

Hello sprouts! We invite you to join the baiting army to fight against the darkness that is Subreezy!

Where do I sign up?

#38
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Sprouts [#37]

Where do I sign up?

NO SHOT AHAHAHA

#39
hiyo
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Sprouts [#37]

Where do I sign up?

https://www.vlr.gg/117738/baiting-army-of-vlr

#40
giantnutsack12345
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kekw

Y R U LAUGHING >:(

#41
number1_MIBR_hater
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RayzerGH [#2]

i'm only trembo disciples and supernova is my king

.

#42
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hiyo [#39]

https://www.vlr.gg/117738/baiting-army-of-vlr

Godspeed

#43
nutab1e
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Sprouts [#42]

Godspeed

holy shit we got the GOAT on our side it's actually winnable

#44
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nutab1e [#43]

holy shit we got the GOAT on our side it's actually winnable

unironically impressed Sprouts joined.

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