I like the one with the long neck

🥱😴I really don't care about what you have to say. You are fake to me if you refuse to talk about pre franchising era. I always love a good throwback but you denied me that opportunity by doing 2023 onwards and I cba to make a whole new thread for something else. In other words, you're dead to me.

Being constantly open minded is exhausting. This is one hill I wish to die upon. I just don't like the America that has been described to me through other people, mainly Americans themselves. I don't like the system. The people aren't even a huge problem for me, but it doesn't seem sustainable for me. If that means I'm bigoted then that's fine. I will consider settling there if my perception of the country or the laws and systems governing the country change. Until then, I would like to keep a healthy distance.

yeah so streets clearly forgot them because you are a real one cloudberry.

most of them got banned. rip calypsoGHC, rip ballsax, rip Prsty, and all my other OG baiters out there. i hope they are doing well in the VLR community cup discord servers.

oh yeah conveniently post franchising so that you newgens dont get exposed, huh? why dont we talk about the REAL players streets wont forget? NV mummay, TL ScreaM, SEN SicK. but that would expose you as a fraud so it makes sense.

JoePeer is the next in a long line of forgettable alt account ragebaiters. why is baiting on this site so bad now? i need full time baiters like babysasuke to return. ts is so boring now.

do not worry, sayf will bless your eyes with sublime IGLing and top fragging every 3 games. its unreasonable to expect him to top frag all the time too, because he is surrounded by GOATs who simply steal all the kills. he doesnt need to carry anymore, but he will do it anyways because he's different like that.

yes im being so unfair to america because i hate it. this is a biased opinion. i understand that but im not going to change it because i really do not want to convince myself to go there because there are negatives that i cannot overlook. america might be great, but its terrible for me, i am certain about that much.

i despise america. your cities are unwalkable or insanely overcrowded. and this is coming from someone who lives in a really big city myself and absolutely loves walking. also the way americans have made driving everywhere seem like a totally normal thing is horrible; i would not be able to handle it. also i cant fathom the idea of medical bankruptcy. i had medical issues as a child and require long term medication for it, and if that were to bankrupt my parents, i would feel like shit. finally, 6 crumbl cookies having almost 8000 calories should be downright illegal, as well as the obscene portion sizes that americans normalise. omfg i think i would just die trying to eat that much, let alone having it all around me. i love food so much and the thought of simply having one meal in my day, and that immediately sends me over my Reference Intake of calories in a day is terrifying. so yeah, america has problems that i simply cant overlook and i dont need to go there to know that i will never want to settle down there unless I am earning more than 800k a year and even then i would think twice because USA as a country scares me.

ive got 20 pounds. my best offer. take it or leave it.

1. "same thing", typical NA education lol. 2. what the fuck is a jellied eel? 3. think whatever but the food i eat at home is much more than just basic (salt and pepper) seasonings, and the food i enjoy tends to be more than just that too. so yeah im not going to be eating a dry, flavourless panini with the most interesting flavour inside being mature cheddar cheese. thats not happening.

thats not me. 1, i am not ethnically british. 2, i will never be caught dead eating football stadium food. 3, i have normal functioning taste buds.

agree. especially because by that stage, there will be more than just one or 2 agents in a role that are in meta, and it can be used to influence what kind of agents you want to go up against. rn teams would just spam the same agent bans (jett, viper on lotus/icebox/breeze, brim on bind, etc etc) and it wouldnt be fun at all.

you probably dont know what snapchat is lil bro, sit the fuck down.

fr thats what i was thinking lol

league of legends has 170+ fucking characters to play. at that point, you are dumb if you AREN'T allowing bans at that point. valorant barely has 25 agents rn. its too soon.

reason 1: GOATPAS
reason 2: goat rookie 1 (cortezia)
reason 3: goat rookie 2 (xenom)
reason 4: flying explosion machine aggressive W key demon igl (artzin)
need i say more? keznit and friends are going to get fried.

no.

i was just about to say that. he is the only player i can think of that dominated for most of a tournament after 2022 (because the quality of gameplay jumped a lot later into the game)

not relevant to the thread but can someone give me a tier list of the universities in the US? I want to know roughly how good most of these universities are.

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wtf is that? looks vomit inducing, ew. you would need to pay ME if you expect me to eat that. this looks vile.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4996X5hUZ8
here is the link for anyone who wants to watch it. The quality is bad but i think on tiktok if you look around you can find the whole thing in good quality.

Nah you got played by kfan after getting called out for insulting India education. That paragraph you wrote was the nail in the coffin. You're done.

PUT RESPECT ON RIHANNA 2023 that was AMAZING. Have you seen the sign language version? I think the girl who did the sign language for the super bowl half time show was called Justina Miles, and honestly it's better than the actual half time show. I recommend you watch it, then the 2023 performance will be top 3 minimum.

You lost SO much aura in that thread. It's really embarrassing.

Tbh I think I could have done a better job than m4. He didn't even talk about the significance between the map icebox and yoru! That's where yoru found his magic mask that gives him superpowers! How did m4 manage to flop both at giving a lore dump AND giving useful stats for a team to work off?

Bro considering accurately abysmal performance on smokes, either he was put on the wrong role, or he should be incredibly grateful that T1 even gave him a chance in 2023. If anything, munchkin was the player whose time T1 wasted with that roster.

Ok I read through that thread and it really doesn't make you look any better. All I see is kfan ragebaiting you and you walking straight into it. Also you aren't completely innocent either. You spent half the thread insulting people who disagreed with you. That's a bit of an L if you ask me. Also that paragraph that kfan turned into a copy pasta was incredibly cringy.

Ok give me context. I'm lazy and it's probably a waste of time.

"I made a 200 page document of all the tier 2 vlr matches in all 4 regions from the past 2 months but vlr.gg won't hire me! I even included the background and interesting facts about every player that played too! But apparently the way I do things is different and those haters at vlr don't like that, and I'm going to assume that any negative criticism is because people are trying to put me down. In other words, I will only listen to people who tell me I'm justified and amazing and so brave for speaking out when 'the system' is against me". Expecting this post in about 1 week time. I will be on the lookout for it.

Something I like to think about often is this quote:
"If you are good at something, you will tell others. When you are great at something, they will tell you" if you really were GREAT at any of the things you said above, then you wouldn't be the one telling us about it. And if no one tells you that you are great at something, assume that you aren't because that's probably the case. I'm a very humble person irl but it always feels nice when people tell me I am good at something instead of boasting about what I am good at.
Edit: please target this message to @1243 instead. Mb I didn't get the reference as I'm not a vlr basement dweller so I miss a lot of threads that pop up here.

why are you signing out? there is hardly ever a reason to sign out unless you are switching to an alt account, which is weird anyways. so you probably deserve it.

yes i want it even if it sucks. one of my principles is to NEVER say no free stuff.

Magoat does not need carrying.

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oh then if jenn lee counts then her for sure.

wait who does he look like? braum?

idk what host means. whats a host. favourite caster is achilios.

there is no way that botster and fenis 2 of the worst fraggers in valorant are getting chosen over any igl that can at least carry their own weight lmao. its only recently that the igl culture has shifted from "big brain no aim" to "competent both as an igl and a fragger", from only last year. from now onwards, i expect to see a lot more teams with fragging igls to do really well as long as the rest of the team are not walking ult orbs.

ok yeah DRX management is an L i have to agree. i dont love the team, i love the players :( . idk why i was even defending them, i have known that DRX management was a flop when they ruined lakia's career by contract jailing him in 2021 after his NUTURN days. DRX then proceeded to make no changes for 2 years after that for god knows what reason, before dropping 2 of their players at a very inconvenient time.

Fr, my goats sayf and trexx are so underappreciated. Even out of anyone glazing vit, they only glaze derke. not my goats :(

you are hard coping if you think DRX did foxy9 dirty. they gave him several opportunities and he just didnt do well enough by the end of 2024. and DRX hadnt changed rosters in so long before dropping rb and zest. something had to change, especially after their abysmal performance in the 2023 offseason.

PRX, SEN

i dont understand, isnt nozwer a really good player? whats with all the hate on him?

SO MANY BANGER MATCHES, 5 amazing matches in a row. we are eating good in 3 days! SEN-G2, then MIBR-KRU, then DRX-T1, then GENG-TLN, then VIT-TH!!! so many good games! I can't wait. is anyone else excited for this??

no. EMEA's middle pack is weaker than i expected. KC and GX disappointed me deeply, i expected more from both. the truth is Americas is much stronger rn than the middle teams of EMEA.

there is no "average" vlr user. they are either dead serious about everything or baiters. there is NO in between. well, i would say i know when not to be serious, but in my experience, there is only 2 categories of vlr user.

G2 looks ready to win bangkok. SEN does not. G2 has a 70% chance of winning though.