true, but i only chose phoenix because i remember watching some streams of streamers during the beta of valorant, which was around 6 months before i started playing, and i saw some cool looking smokes and mollies, and i realized the agents whose util i saw in the beta was locked, so i just chose the one who had an orange molly. i really put no thought into it at all lol

i just feel a bit sassy and quirky today 💅

nt i guess. vitality will get revenge in finals.

this is really starting to get fucking old. if you want to say something about me, make it something that is personal instead of this cheap, superficial insult. at this point i find this "joke" offensive because you clearly couldnt put in the fucking effort to think of an actual clever or witty insult, instead just saying "username checks out" like every other monkey on this site. do better.

Oh wabysasuke, another W. One of my favourite users on this site.

It happened for both of the playoffs games. But of course you are too stupid to understand that. Makes sense because you are new to this site, but know your place, bitch. I will not forget it if you continue badmouthing me.

??? Wtf? He gets kills and has huge impact. What on earth are you talking about??

No but nukkye would actually be amazing on this roster ngl

looks like someone's still mad from yesterday... you have got to look at the patterns.

BUT THEY WONT, this is how vitality wins. lose first map win the last 2 convincingly.
Edit: I take it back. GO VITALITY COMEBACK IN THE LB WOOOO

whoa my first agent ever was also phoenix. it was a bind map around november or december 2020, around when icebox and yoru came out.

i mean who wouldnt be mad after losing against derke like that in that round? that is completely understandable. and you do understand that players dont need to show their emotions so openly all the time?

blastx ruination radiant entertainment system. HMs: protocol, primordium, singularity mystbloom

:( i wish twisten got to play with the guild core in the 2022 LCQ. that might have been the craziest team EMEA has ever produced.

no.

DRX G2 VIT Trace

i literally typed 328 as a random number for fun and i find a popular csgo pro lmao this is crazy

the EVEN BETTER question is WHY IS BOOMBL4 328????
https://www.vlr.gg/player/328

oh my god, the sentinels fans have infinite copium supply. give me some, i need more to continue cheering for DRX.

Yeah but talon was screwed no matter what. They were always going to get stomped, they're the weakest team at champions apart from China.

"Never reveal the strats, which is literally 'anyone but me, go kill'" Bonkar, Art of War

i was sitting in my college class economics 202 when the teacher assigned a daunting group project. i have no friends so i had to join the remaining people in class. one of those remaining people was bonkar and i was distressed. i had heard the rumors about him doing 0 work and making the others do it and just using us for the grade, so i was not happy. but when we sat down to work on the project, he ascended into astral form and started conducting us and giving us every move to make. like clockwork, we began nailing the project together under bonkar’s lead. he did absolutely no work, yet he did all of the work through us. my economics professor said it was the best shit she’s ever seen, and asked how we even made a project like that. as i started to speak, bonkar wrapped his arms around me and slowly placed his hand over my mouth and softly whispered, “we don’t reveal our strats”

fools look at bonkars numbers and laugh, intellectuals recognize that his brain effectively makes every game a 6v5. when you play against guild, you aren't just competing against bonkar, you are competing against every tactician that came before him.

rumors say that he's studied every existing text of military strategy dating back to ancient rome and compartmentalized each aspect of warfare into his memory palace, which he freely roams during tournaments at a timescale of 1000 mental years translating to 1 second in reality.

Oh also pineapples and kiwis and passion fruit

20 mangoes, 5 bananas, 2kg of strawberries, half a watermelon, 5kg of BLACK SEEDLESS grapes, 10 pears, 3 apples, 500g of blueberries, 10 oranges.

This is the worst. Playing low elo and they suddenly think they know how the game works. And they say the dumbest stuff so confidently. Infuriating

100T would but I would rather they both make it with lev and kru or something

vitality 2-1 fnatic one map will go to OT and vitality will stomp fnatic on one map.

all i ask is that you watch VODs of C9 curry. im sorry to say this but sentinels is doomed.

OH DAMN SO YOU PREWROTE TEAM VITALITY LOSING??? SHAME.

italian or eastern european agent maybe?

LEV GENG G2 FUT TH TLN (just for making champions lol) 100T SEN KRU VIT FPX basically all the teams that made champs and the playoffs teams in playoffs in americas.

didnt they literally say leo isnt going anywhere?? but if i wanted him to go somewhere, it would be vitality to reunite with trexx and sayf because that core was legendary and unmatched.

DRX will make history at champions and NO ONE is ready for it.

bro isnt toxic, just passionate!

primmie doesnt deserve this after buzz straight up diffed the fuck out of him...

omfg wait i meant circuit points not that kind of CP

how? explain. they literally made both international tournaments?? they have to have more CP (CIRCUIT POINTS !!!!!)??

i am proud to claim that i make up around 10% of the comments hyping up the match. who cares about anything else when sayf and friends are dominating?

fr, like wtf was guild management thinking, keeping russ on the team for so long in 2022. that was criminal.

once again, if sayf and leo are in contention for best emea player, imagine what sayf leo trexx could have done in valorant franchising... :(

HELP WHY DID I THINK THAT you meant the movie scream instead of the player scream?? ;-;

honestly i kind of wish it was me because i want this kind of clout. but no one will ever be able to find out my shameful secret...

no im not. im saying that sayf living past the first trade increases the win rate of vitality significantly, so much so that vitality win when sayf survives in the round because he gets lots of multikills.

we will find out on saturday (i think?) maybe drx can make history

NOOOOOOOOOOOO i love benjy but vitality needs this more... :(

you should know better than anyone that vlr.gg users lack any comprehension skills.

auto correct from mistic. do vlr users really not have any inference or brain skills.?>>

you mean the guy who just got kicked off nrg?? stop living in 2022

i hate you

oh you said they are 4th best? ok then im sorry i didnt know. personally i rate them above fnatic now but 4th is understandable.

literally all these vitality haters are crawling out with these copium filled excuses about why vitality is doing good. "navi fell off", "heretics saving strats", "kc saving strats for playoffs" etc etc. im so done with it.