unknown_trash
Flag: United Kingdom
Registered: July 30, 2021
Last post: February 27, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Posts: 12209
1 •• 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 •• 236

πŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺπŸŸͺ
🟦🟦🟩🟦
🟦🟩🟩🟦
🟩🟦🟩🟦
🟦🟦🟩🟦
🟦🟩🟦🟩
🟦🟩🟦🟦
🟦🟦🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟩
🟨🟨🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟩
🟨🟨🟩🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟩
🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟩🟩🟩🟩

posted 9 months ago

yeah i think i am over the loss now, i was just so mad when we lost because we were winning but it was a close game and then we lost 13-15 and i felt exhausted and like I had wasted my time trying to win the game so badly after watching them make basic mistakes as if they were in iron or something.

posted 9 months ago

i really do try this a lot but i had an especially stupid bunch that could not trade me or take fights and it was frustrating because i figured out what we needed to do to win but I couldn't get the team to carry it out. also they were losing all their fights and i was breach so there is only so much solo fragging power i can have until i need someone to play off my util and they just were not listening.

posted 9 months ago

no it feels way more satisfying to complete a task if it's high stress or if i make it a game. so if my game is to complete all my work the day i receive it, that gives me a rush just like leaving it to the very last minute. its all about what is the most thrilling.

posted 9 months ago

why are people in solo q do STUPIDDDDDD????? THEY LITERALLY DON'T LOOK AT MINIMAP, ALWAYS BAIT ME AND SHIFT WALK CONSTANTLYYYY AAARGHHHH i have nowhere else to crash out so i am doing it here but omfg if you cut the skulls of these people open, i am convinced that there would only be hollow space. and then they have the audacity to blame me for trying to win the game and not holding an angle on the other side of the map??? come on now, ts is SOOOO DUMBBBB. i literally tell them exactly what they need to do to win but if I do that too much, its backseating but they don't know how to play the game on their own properly!!!! i need a duo to play with ;-;

posted 9 months ago
  1. idk
  2. idk.
  3. idk.
  4. idk.
  5. idk.
  6. idk.
  7. idk.
  8. idk.
  9. Dragon Age: Inquisition (if my intense and deep research is to be believed).
    10.idk.
posted 9 months ago

you live such an exciting and fulfilling life.

posted 9 months ago

idgaf. you shouldnt have been so certain about it when you didn't know either. also the ghosts under my bed told me that she had to be guilty.

posted 9 months ago

can i introduce you to some pacific teams?

posted 9 months ago

Well clearly you're wrong. And you seemed so confident too! I sort of pity you but I like being right more than I sympathise with you.

posted 9 months ago

This one is more of a creepy pasta but let's add some more trauma to your day for necroing. It's only fitting for a lowly creature like yourself for disturbing me with a wall of text in my inbox.

"A 13 year old girl was left home alone one night when her parents went out for a meal with friends. The parents thought that she was too old for a babysitter so they decided she could stay home alone as long as she locked all the windows and doors as soon as they left. Usually she would have objected to being left alone, however her parents had bought her a beautiful German Shepherd dog just weeks before. The reason for such a gift was because the girl had been suffering from nightmares for years, having the dog sleeping in her bedroom helped her feel at ease.
When her parents left, she went around the house making sure that all of the windows and doors were locked, as per her orders. She found that the basement window would not lock, so she locked the door leading into the house instead and thought nothing more about it.
The time was 8pm and she was to go to bed at 10pm, this was enough time to watch a film so she put on one of her favorites and settled down to watch it. The dog came and lay by her feet for the length of the film.
Feeling happy that she'd coped well with being alone at night, she decided she better head up to bed. Turning off all of the the lights on her way upstairs she saw nothing unusual in her home. Once upstairs she brushed her teeth and changed into her nightwear. She snuggled under her duvet and dropped her hand to the floor to feel for her dog. Sure enough he assured her of his presence with a loving lick, she smiled and drifted to sleep.
In the midst of the night she was woken by a dripping sound, rolling her eyes she assumed she hadn't turned the tap off properly in the bathroom. Trying to ignore it, she felt for the dog and received the lick that she was used to receiving and fell back to sleep. Only about half an hour later she woke again to the dripping and annoyed that it kept waking her she slumped to the bathroom to turn the tap off properly. Leaving the light off in order to not blind her eyes that were still half asleep, she tightened the tap and returned to her room. Feeling for her dog, she was greeted by the usual lick.
Tremendously tired, she fell back to sleep and didn't wake until her parents returned home. The lights from the car shone through her bedroom window and she was pleased that they were home. One thing shocked her though, the dripping sound was still relentlessly going. Worried that perhaps the tap had broken, she walked to the bathroom to investigate fully. She turned on the light and her scream pierced the silence.
There was her beautiful dog, skinned and hanging in the shower. Its blood dripping to the floor. On the mirror were the words 'Humans can lick too, my dear'..."

posted 9 months ago

Nothing tops the Jolly Rancher story.

Steve and his girlfriend Samantha went off to college in August. She went to Florida State, he went to Penn. So, she decides to fly to PA to visit him. He was really happy to see her so he decided to give her some oral action.

He had done this numerous times before and he always enjoyed doing it...but for some reason, this time, she smelled really horrible, and she tasted even worse. He didn't want to offend her though because he hadn't seen her in months...so he put a Jolly Rancher in his mouth to cover it up, even though it didn't do much to help.

In the course of eating her out, he accidentally pushed the candy inside of her... and stuck a finger in to grab it out. He took it out, and put it back into his mouth and bit it. Only...it wasn't the Jolly Rancher.

It was a nodule of gonorrhea.

As in, the blister-like structure that gonorrhea makes filled with diseased pus was the size of a fucking Jolly Rancher and the poor guy BIT it. I guess it was really dark in the room. He freaked out and started vomiting all over the place when it exploded in his mouth...

He demanded to know what was going on, turns out she had cheated on him at a club like, the first week of college, and fucked some random guy and the stupid bitch had no clue what was wrong with her. She noticed a strange smell though.

So now, Steve is freaking out that he now has gonorrhea of the mouth and God knows what else.

posted 9 months ago

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today. I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending earth-shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen everyone in the immediate vicinity. What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever have or ever will produce, shot out so hard that my dick was ripped apart by my ΓΌbernut accelerating to 5% the speed of light by the time it left my urethra. It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, barely slowed, before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear-powered angle grinder. The sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path, caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of Illinois to fall pregnant with my children. When the final death toll was tallied, there were 146 deaths, 458 injuries, and over 4 million pregnancies. As I lay dying under the rubble of my high school, I rest easy, knowing every one of my sons will repeat my glorious actions. Goodbye.

posted 9 months ago

No no no that's reserved for south Korea. Japan's national sport is overworking employees.

posted 9 months ago

it would take a LOT more for me to sacrifice a limb.

posted 9 months ago

if he released more music he would beat the allegations of being overrated. sadly he is MIA for the last few years :(

posted 9 months ago

no you misgendered flor in #2 and instead of the person pointing it out, they decided to make a very useless comment calling you out for transphobia.

posted 9 months ago

SEN winning a third trophy for sure.

posted 9 months ago

you are so dumb. never have i ever said i was 30. fine femboys premier team can vouch for me. I do not sound like I am 30, nowhere near. I'm just not humiliating myself on the internet for likes as a minor. that's so weird and wrong and if you don't see something wrong with that then you are the problem.

posted 9 months ago

Yeah demon1 dated a GC player called katarina who used to have an OF which is why people call him a cuck.

posted 9 months ago

But isn't he under 18 so he can't play in the EWC anyways?

posted 9 months ago

Why the FUCK did he not just play OMEN????? CUBE deserved this loss for forcing him onto the neon just because he was a former tier 1 pro.

posted 9 months ago

no they are talking about DL men

posted 9 months ago

Wait you're 16??? And you act like this on the internet? That's actually so sad.

posted 9 months ago

Surely he will just play smokes right? Wasn't that what skuba's role was? Or am I mistaken

posted 9 months ago

Hasn't bob been caught up in that tier 2 NA match fixing scandal???

posted 9 months ago

You are narrate word. Stellar IS the igl if he hypothetically joins the team. Smh

posted 9 months ago

Update after 2 months again please

posted 9 months ago

the fridge

posted 9 months ago

trexx was still amazing fragging and util wise even in 2025.

posted 9 months ago

of course not because i didn't watch brazil. i only watched NA, EU and KR back then. but V1 were culturally significant to the meta of most of 2021 and they attended a masters as well. they aren't "niche" unlike the teams you are referencing. let's try and keep the comparisons fair here.

posted 9 months ago

so you forgot about V1, the pioneers of the cringy astra meta? and when 100T and ENVY were top 3 in the region at the end of the year?

posted 9 months ago

back to EG where it all began

posted 9 months ago

Never have i related to a copypasta more in my life than this one.

posted 9 months ago

I think m8 is just ahead of the game as far as esports orgs go. In the games which they have players signed to them, they run watchparties which promotes their players to a huge French audience while also making streaming money from them. Orgs really need to start doing this to improve sustainability within the esports industry.

posted 9 months ago

Fr. Vitality should have kept cender instead of kicks and let the other 4 players carry cender to wins.

posted 9 months ago

dang so it's my fault for not gatekeeping outdoor boys... NOOOOOOOO 😭

posted 9 months ago

yeah i get it now. thanks for clarifying that.

posted 9 months ago

lol i know this is a super serious matter but "sean garage" I'm deceased

posted 9 months ago

oh mb sorry i am confused. i did not understand what you said properly. he left VIT because they only offered him an AC position. and the reason why he left/was benched from KOI was a different reason?

posted 9 months ago

oh i see. but would he have been the head coach if he stayed on vitality from last year. ik that is just hindsight but if that is the case i still think he would have regretted leaving vitality.

posted 9 months ago

ok yeah you got me I am fuming because my whole life revolves around this site.

posted 9 months ago

you don't need to announce your departure like you are part of the vlr royal family, tspmo

posted 9 months ago

i bet gorilla regrets leaving vitality now... or not. I'm sure it was someone's poor behaviour that made him leave.

posted 9 months ago

i completely understand that, don't worry. However, I don't like the implication that the EWC will directly make up the hole left by the declining oil industry to the economy. I know that this is just part of Saudi Arabia's vision 2030 goals, which includes improving the entertainment industry. but what's the point of developing an industry when there is no incentive, a figurative carrot on the stick? that is what i think this EWC is, and I am sure that you and most people in this thread would agree with me. Yes, saudi arabia is hoping that this industry can make them a lot of money in the future. But they also have to show the world that they are willing to splash some money around to entice investors and consumers to participate in it, so that saudi arabia can eventually grow this properly in the long term. I guess both people were right earlier in the thread - the future of the saudi economy may rely on this, but unless the world unanimously decides to abandon fossil fuels tomorow, i would say that they have about 20 to 30 more years of oil money to fall back on before entertainment will become their major export, and they are just thinking in the long term.

posted 9 months ago

It seems that dgzin cannot comm in English so if they add robbiebk, dgzin would have to get dropped because of that.

posted 9 months ago

it would be like what happened with adding gifs and images to reddit. i can imagine whole threads would just be people communicating via images lol

posted 9 months ago

ooh i can't wait for yet another team to drop him for bad vibes. let's see it! let's see if the allegations really are true!

posted 9 months ago

well we are tied to earth's gravity, so we move at the same rate as the rotation of the earth. if you are sufficiently far from the earth, you can get locked in one position in earth's orbit, and this is called being geostationary. this is when your orbit around the earth is the same as the earth's spin, so you are stuck suspended at a set position relative to the earth. if you go beyond this, you can exit earth's orbit and use the earth's spin to travel. but this is, in most terms, considered space. so too high for planes.

posted 9 months ago
1 •• 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 •• 236