You right i probably should’ve said round 2 instead of day 2 it is very late
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You right i probably should’ve said round 2 instead of day 2 it is very late
th has made everyone forget prx are the original lan chokers
hell would sooner freeze over before prx wins an event
repping gen for toronto
will change back after it ends
Of course, let’s forget that over the last 3 events sen attended they drew one chinese team in group stage (they shared that group with two masters finalists)
Meant last champs since op said last 3 events were apac dominated
it’s a good meta after tejo nerfs, we’re back to good valorant
i don’t know where this ranks in all-time metas though
projection
don’t worry my friend, blg will get the job done! 👊 🤘
i mean i can’t support my team at an event they’re not playing in
bait can be true
Best friend is a GEN fan and he converted me
i change back to nrg after toronto
and after all of this, emea is still the worst region in the world
you forgot ash
I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
You’re the one that brought it up
Okay, then talon also lost to GE
compared to playing for talon, crws must consider a funeral akin to going to a theme park
Only for toronto then i return
idk bro that sink looks shady, i don’t think i want him in my house
“don’t worry guys wolves will cook them”
“don’t worry guys blg will cook them”
😭😭😭
four of the teams have not even played yet
brother you’ve made the same thread 5 times let it go already
I need to see more from kushy if i want to believe rrq has a chance to win the event, he has a lot of potential but has been constantly overshadowed
maybe him being off tejo duty will fix him like it did ash
Jemkin being the best player in pacific is the reason rrq is where they are now
RRQ may have vods but GEN are warmed up + i trust them more on lan
i’m not convinced jemkin alone will be enough to push them through top teams from other regions
real ones knew ash would start frying once he was off tejo duty
him running it down is part of the reason gen.g lost the final to rrq