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Registered: July 15, 2024
Last post: July 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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You right i probably should’ve said round 2 instead of day 2 it is very late

posted 1 month ago

th has made everyone forget prx are the original lan chokers

hell would sooner freeze over before prx wins an event

posted 1 month ago

SEN 2-0 BLG
GEN 2-0 PRX
TH 2-1 WOL
TL 2-1 MIBR

posted 1 month ago

We need PRX to beat Gen-G to beat PRX

what

posted 1 month ago

what is wrong with you

posted 1 month ago

repping gen for toronto
will change back after it ends

posted 1 month ago

Of course, let’s forget that over the last 3 events sen attended they drew one chinese team in group stage (they shared that group with two masters finalists)

posted 1 month ago

Meant last champs since op said last 3 events were apac dominated

posted 1 month ago

it’s a good meta after tejo nerfs, we’re back to good valorant

i don’t know where this ranks in all-time metas though

posted 1 month ago

don’t worry my friend, blg will get the job done! 👊 🤘

posted 1 month ago

i mean i can’t support my team at an event they’re not playing in

posted 1 month ago

Best friend is a GEN fan and he converted me

i change back to nrg after toronto

posted 1 month ago

and after all of this, emea is still the worst region in the world

posted 1 month ago

weird way of spelling heretics

posted 1 month ago

xlg for playoffs maybe???

posted 1 month ago

What?

posted 1 month ago

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 1 month ago

You’re the one that brought it up

posted 1 month ago

Okay, then talon also lost to GE

compared to playing for talon, crws must consider a funeral akin to going to a theme park

posted 1 month ago

Shameless

posted 1 month ago

You lost to Zeta

posted 1 month ago

talon would also go out 0-2

posted 1 month ago

blg has levius

posted 1 month ago

?

posted 1 month ago

Only for toronto then i return

posted 1 month ago

idk bro that sink looks shady, i don’t think i want him in my house

posted 1 month ago

“don’t worry guys wolves will cook them”
“don’t worry guys blg will cook them”
😭😭😭

posted 1 month ago

four of the teams have not even played yet

posted 1 month ago

it has been FOUR GAMES

posted 1 month ago

brother you’ve made the same thread 5 times let it go already

posted 1 month ago

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

posted 1 month ago

switch emea and cn

posted 1 month ago

I NEED TO SEE IT

posted 1 month ago

ah yes, brazil my favorite north american country

posted 1 month ago

meowwwww :3

posted 1 month ago

I need to see more from kushy if i want to believe rrq has a chance to win the event, he has a lot of potential but has been constantly overshadowed

maybe him being off tejo duty will fix him like it did ash

posted 1 month ago

No

posted 1 month ago

Jemkin being the best player in pacific is the reason rrq is where they are now

posted 1 month ago

RRQ may have vods but GEN are warmed up + i trust them more on lan

i’m not convinced jemkin alone will be enough to push them through top teams from other regions

posted 1 month ago

gen will outplace rrq

posted 1 month ago

real ones knew ash would start frying once he was off tejo duty

posted 1 month ago

GEN are just that good bro

posted 1 month ago

tejo held him back

posted 1 month ago

at least wait for playoffs????

posted 1 month ago

60/40 GEN is just that good

posted 1 month ago

It’s been four games brother

posted 1 month ago

him running it down is part of the reason gen.g lost the final to rrq

posted 1 month ago
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