rub your bellay and it'll put you in a very deep sleep

BLG. they need redemption

impossible when TEC exists ngl

Primmie is not duelist*

would rather disembowel myself than watch a league that prides itself with representing PACIFIC with half of its total teams being PURE KOREAN

Fr0st once again proving that he's the most INTELLIGENT individual to grace valorant

mako would be a greek god if he just lost the baby fat. even with it he still looks pretty damn good

#BerLINglazerWillBeDealtWith

AG since late 2023

the roster's good mechanically. the assumed language barrier's the only thing that warrants massive questioning atm

fpx ain't winning shit as long as BerLINglazer's still breathing

VLR-brained moron logic to see post trying to be positive about china and assume it's bait 😂😂😂

0d0n0x VLR STATS:
0 reading comprehension
0 content
0 likeability

2026 WILL be the year where most of the chinese teams SILENT GRIND their way to international finishes
the era of EDG solo carrying placements is OVER
the region will DEMAND respect through RESULTS
Shanghai will NOT be a library this time. It will be a roaring CASCSADE of hype and cheers once that trophy is LIFTED

only a good storyline to them if the asian people speak their language

#DDOSBerLINGlazer'sSchoolDuringHisFinals

Thx u too

no clue. maybe he provided results in trials or scrims that convinced them to go forward with signing him. it's either that or his name value from previous years considering he's traditionally a good duelist when you ignore 2025 ascension

nice to hear
both him and o0o0o always disappointed in the most frustrating ways. their understanding + positioning always struck as sneaky cracked but their mechanics always hindered their impact. they have potential to be extremely good coaches imo if their decision making's any indication, but they probably won't go down that avenue unfortunately :/

eko's good

ignoring the two labs i gotta finish today pretty good. hbu

his abysmal performances make me forget he actually makes intelligent decisions
if only his mechanics weren't dogshit during the regular season 💔
but now NOVA has Kodeth next season! :D

YOU KNOW BALL

comms situation is weird as shit so i'm skeptical about that unless I see or someone confirms to me that either f4ngeer speaks mandarin or there's adequate english speaking compensation. regardless, the roster is multiple magnitudes better firepower-wise and should be able to punch upward

Kodeth's waiting on his work visa to get approved. After that he's prolly replacing monk for good

also vitality started cracking straight after bangkok so it wasn't rly the "tier 2 players" that were the problem

what's your favorite genre of storytelling? sci-fi, fantasy, or anything else?

#TarAndFeatherBerLINglazer

#FillBerLINglazer'sCarGasTankWithConcrete

At least give him until kickoff before calling him shit 😂

It's one of the BEST games in the WORLD just below Crossfire. My GOAT org is the DOMINANT force and SPANKS everyone

whatever you say man #PourBoilingOilOnBerLINglazer

nightz turning 18 will be the greatest thing to happen to SEN since C9 sold Tenz 😭🙏

The Long Walk (recency bias)
The House That Jack Built
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace (yeah)

find the fountain of youth and de-age back to his 18 y/o self

also academy (under-18 program iirc). they're pretty fucking big & they make good money from loaning out and selling players. they're partnered with a tier 2 org called Qing Jiu Club and they field their academy players under their banner too to give the older ones some organized competitive experience

that's cuz the academy system & main roster are integrated together. the staff oversee the academy roster & half of the registered players are also academy players and have nothing to do with the main roster for the most part. it just makes promotions easier

tf did AG do to you

#SkinBerLINGlazerAlive

in all fairness hvoya came from coaching tier 2 emea and india. someone on their staff definitely knows what they're doing

i swear to GOD if the LPL DIES after TES THROWS IN WORLDS against TELECOM1 I'ma be so mad
the most FITTING way to signal the end of this league after they inevitably downsize it more

Save the LPL! JackeyLove!...

i would imagine after Aqua's stint they'd want more experienced people

ehhh they might go for some shenanigans with double duelist & double sentinel depending on how they read the meta so K1ra flexxing onto duelist might happen, but it's likely that they'll just have the new addition do that for them instead of Shr1mp. so yeah

unless they move him onto senti-flex he's probably still most likely going to be the scan player for them. who knows though

i'm sorry i didn't mean to trigger your pts-
CHET CHET CHET SNAKE SNAKE SNAKE 🐍🐍🐍🐍

Chet I'm watching the vods why u trying not to laugh!? 🤬🤬

my jett is kinda homeless 😢😢😢

you got this Bro Chi Minh. they'll have a good season this year!

they promoted 3 academy players, let deLb go, and recalled one of their previous academy players back (presumably to join their active lineup) after loaning him out to AQ for ascension. it's just that none of that was ever actually announced :P