Ngl I think G2's biggest issue on the international stage is just how out of sync they seem with Jawgemo

He's been incredibly hit or miss against good teams and I mainly think it's because of how passive the rest of the team is

Whenever leaf is on a lurk it just feels like Jawg gets thrown to the wolv-

WOLVES MENTIONED? SIUFATBB MY GLORIOUS KING!

WE'VE CONQUERED ALL OF CHINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, WE'RE NEVER GONNA STOOOOOOOOOOP. FROM TORONTO TO PARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS, WE'LL WIN THE FUCKIN LOOOOOOT. AND WHEN WOLVES WIN IN PARIIIIIIIIS, WE'LL SAY IT WAS FORETOOOOOOOOOOLD. THE BEST TEAM IN THE WOOOOOOOOOORLD, THE BOYS IN BLACK AND GOOOOOOOLD

ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEEEEEEEEEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEEEEEEEEEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEEEEEEEEEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEEEEEEEEEZ
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEEEEEEEEEZ
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Yeah he's Scottish

Hey I didn't drop out of doing my film and English degree for nothing

Taxi Driver
Fight Club
How To Train Your Dragon
Parasite
John Carpenter's The Thing
Terminator 2
Silence of the Lambs
Borat
Baby Driver
Inglorious Basterds
Snatch
Salo

In that order without breaks

I'd personally go kaajak and Wo0t over Derke and Chronicle based on current form (tho they're both obviously way better long term)

TH coaching staff is British for a reason, their the kings of stealing comps from other teams to get ahead

Proper Brexit geezer coaching if I do say so myself

Make it past DRG before u start talking shit lil bro

Decrepit orange man and his cult of trailer park high school dropouts just solo'd your whole country ion wanna hear it lil bro

https://tenor.com/en-GB/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

Only baiters thought it counted as a real trophy

Very doable

T1 are a scrappy muddy team

TH are experts of bailing themselves out of the mud

Sauced up Turkish teenager decided he wanted to win

I NEVER DOUBTED!

Chris Kyle

Can only snipe against vastly under equipped people or children

1. Post Human: Survival Horror - Bring Me the Horizon
2. The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
3. Rust In Peace - Megadeth
4. The Silver Scream - Ice Nine Kills
5. Reign In Blood - Slayer
6. Buds - Surf Curse
7. Meteora - Linkin Park
8. Favourite Worst Nightmare - Arctic Monkeys
9. Collide With the Sky - Pierce the Veil
10. Ride the Lightning - Metallica

Rate my taste

Right under Obama's commemoration tweet for 9/11 I saw a tweet from Chronicle saying "LEGENDARY STREAM AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"

What did bro do on the 11th of September 💀

On my to listen to list, I have Anthrax, Sepultura, Behemoth, Rammstein, Mayhem, High On Fire, Slayer, Cradle of Filth and Cannibal Corpse

Which should I listen to first?

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/034bd360

Dragon Rizzer Gooning mogs ur favourites

Fym we got G2

Allg I believe in Wo0ting keyboard to do what he did at Shanghai lower finals and RieNs to not die once in their match

(wallahi we are cooked I can't even cope gng)

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/034bd360

Let me cook now

PEAK FICTION INCOMING

And I don't mean stuff you enjoy that people think is cringe/bad

I mean stuff that makes you actually feel guilty for liking

Like your favourite movie being produced by the Weinstein Company or still listening to Lost Prophets

I think CyvOph, purp0, sh1n and chiwa are all around a way stronger core of fraggers than Apeks ever had plus starxo isn't bad so nah I don't think so

Bro the red Lewis Hamilton monster was straight ass, tasted like lighter fluid

Blue one bangs tho

Joblife up there as well, they're basically a team of former tier 1 players from last year and this year

Realest sentence I've ever seen

Still better than the red Lewis Hamilton monster tho

Chat GPT cooked with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ts so tuff

I bet he regrets not choosing KRU now cuz imagine they had keznit Saadhak Mazino Melser and Shyy since the start of the season and made no changes

They'd probably be at Champs ngl

Is being the team to suffer the embarrassment of sending C9 to their first international event in franchising enough to be considered a tragedy or does something more comical need to happen to live up to BLG, cove incident, 12-5 etc etc

We save every roooooooooooound

You're nothing special, we save every round

Would deffo fit in with everything else on my playlist tbf

Too lonely for that to happen unfortunately

I used to account share with my dad but he stopped paying for premium, now I'm a big boy and pay for my own premium tho

Also nah bro can't go to therapy he did the Pikatoaster in the bathtub

Finally have Spotify again so I cooked this absolute banger of a playlist

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0PxSa5HnkWTSacwjG2gZrJ?si=qqyuoZTiSZW3z42o7DHXEQ

fart

Gets mogged by trembo

I believe in the mental comeback for Champs

Weber and neilzinho have always managed to get the team to bounce back from low points

I reckon give him a split on full time senti and if he still doesn't look good bro's getting banished to the shadow realm on Nightblood Gaming

https://youtu.be/nn4Q6elnUls?si=HMy8bb2I9KFkWDR7

Ever since he put out this video every trophy has been won by an Asian team

What the helly has he unleashed upon this earth?

When will he make "Why Can't Team Heretics Win An Event?"

If you count ardiis as UK I'd take him over soulcas. I was really liking him on Breach and Kay/o in the first half of 2024

-Asuna -zander -Kess

+OXY +vora +skuba with Cryo to full time senti

100T poach OXY and put Cryo on full time senti to give Americas a small chance of unlocking a 3rd team that can consistently look competent

Honestly this roster would've been better trying Demon1 on senti over tex cuz tex has been straight dogshit this year

Americas mid table matchups will never cease to amaze me with how absolutely fucking atrociously muddy they are

Cloud9 finally not falling apart in the playoffs?

Frankly monumental ragebait

Senti is probably the role that benefits most from your ability to take isolated ones, play independently from your team and put pressure on people whilst minimising risk to yourself, which I think are all skills that are pretty easy to translate between duelist and senti

Granted some of this applies to smokes as well

Which is basically a way to say initiator is boring

Don't let the ranked players tell you smokes and senti are boring, initiator is the real cringe role where you depend mostly on your team

Yoru, Jett, Sova, Viper, Astra

From now on I dodge every time I get someone pick Sage on my team because I am sick to fucking death of having these fucking extra chromosome riddled elo terrorists go 3-76 in my games all seemingly suffering from fucking CTE because they're so unbelievably dogshit at the game all of them just cant fucking aim to save their lives stupid fucking cunts and thety always fucking insist they need to play Sage because they have the fucking tac fgps conception of a fucking mole raty wiht a brain tumour that their util usage would genuinely somehow be worse than fucking havoc and thnweyve fuckign deluded themselves into thinking evrry lobby "nEeDs A hEaLeR" because the only fps game they know is voerwatch and even then theyve never played the game before they just spoend 13 hours a day gooning to Mercy futanari bestiality and seem determined to spend the other 11 hpourts of their days terrorisiong my fucking ranked lobbies and trying to become the worlds first negative ACVS player fuckl pjiosvdkjnsvdcfnkjlsadcjlmnsdfjnkljkndfas knsdf\ nksdfk nbndfsbjhn cuytb cunt I ahte these fucking lobotomites get thgemn GONE WHYA RE THEY BUFFING SAGE FUCKCMJCKCKDCKNLMDAFSJNLKVSDMJNKNMK SD NKSDFNK SDFAN KN AFDSNBFDSAJHBNFDSJNHDFSAJNJNDSFJNFDSJNDFSNJFDNJASN FUCKING USELESS SHIT FUCKLING PLAYERS MAN SDJNFIIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am the biggest hater of the Chamber is a duelist narrative

Lurking, hard anchoring and second entry player. Literally everything a sentinel does

Apeks are now:

Bankrupt (General Manager)