I'd personally go kaajak and Wo0t over Derke and Chronicle based on current form (tho they're both obviously way better long term)
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I'd personally go kaajak and Wo0t over Derke and Chronicle based on current form (tho they're both obviously way better long term)
TH coaching staff is British for a reason, their the kings of stealing comps from other teams to get ahead
Proper Brexit geezer coaching if I do say so myself
Make it past DRG before u start talking shit lil bro
Decrepit orange man and his cult of trailer park high school dropouts just solo'd your whole country ion wanna hear it lil bro
Only baiters thought it counted as a real trophy
Very doable
T1 are a scrappy muddy team
TH are experts of bailing themselves out of the mud
Sauced up Turkish teenager decided he wanted to win
Chris Kyle
Can only snipe against vastly under equipped people or children
Rate my taste
Right under Obama's commemoration tweet for 9/11 I saw a tweet from Chronicle saying "LEGENDARY STREAM AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH"
What did bro do on the 11th of September 💀
On my to listen to list, I have Anthrax, Sepultura, Behemoth, Rammstein, Mayhem, High On Fire, Slayer, Cradle of Filth and Cannibal Corpse
Which should I listen to first?
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Dragon Rizzer Gooning mogs ur favourites
Fym we got G2
Allg I believe in Wo0ting keyboard to do what he did at Shanghai lower finals and RieNs to not die once in their match
(wallahi we are cooked I can't even cope gng)
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Let me cook now
And I don't mean stuff you enjoy that people think is cringe/bad
I mean stuff that makes you actually feel guilty for liking
Like your favourite movie being produced by the Weinstein Company or still listening to Lost Prophets
I think CyvOph, purp0, sh1n and chiwa are all around a way stronger core of fraggers than Apeks ever had plus starxo isn't bad so nah I don't think so
Bro the red Lewis Hamilton monster was straight ass, tasted like lighter fluid
Blue one bangs tho
Joblife up there as well, they're basically a team of former tier 1 players from last year and this year
Realest sentence I've ever seen
Still better than the red Lewis Hamilton monster tho
Chat GPT cooked with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥 ts so tuff
I bet he regrets not choosing KRU now cuz imagine they had keznit Saadhak Mazino Melser and Shyy since the start of the season and made no changes
They'd probably be at Champs ngl
Is being the team to suffer the embarrassment of sending C9 to their first international event in franchising enough to be considered a tragedy or does something more comical need to happen to live up to BLG, cove incident, 12-5 etc etc
We save every roooooooooooound
You're nothing special, we save every round
Would deffo fit in with everything else on my playlist tbf
I used to account share with my dad but he stopped paying for premium, now I'm a big boy and pay for my own premium tho
Also nah bro can't go to therapy he did the Pikatoaster in the bathtub
Finally have Spotify again so I cooked this absolute banger of a playlist
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0PxSa5HnkWTSacwjG2gZrJ?si=qqyuoZTiSZW3z42o7DHXEQ
I believe in the mental comeback for Champs
Weber and neilzinho have always managed to get the team to bounce back from low points
I reckon give him a split on full time senti and if he still doesn't look good bro's getting banished to the shadow realm on Nightblood Gaming
https://youtu.be/nn4Q6elnUls?si=HMy8bb2I9KFkWDR7
Ever since he put out this video every trophy has been won by an Asian team
What the helly has he unleashed upon this earth?
When will he make "Why Can't Team Heretics Win An Event?"
If you count ardiis as UK I'd take him over soulcas. I was really liking him on Breach and Kay/o in the first half of 2024
-Asuna -zander -Kess
+OXY +vora +skuba with Cryo to full time senti
100T poach OXY and put Cryo on full time senti to give Americas a small chance of unlocking a 3rd team that can consistently look competent
Honestly this roster would've been better trying Demon1 on senti over tex cuz tex has been straight dogshit this year
Americas mid table matchups will never cease to amaze me with how absolutely fucking atrociously muddy they are
Cloud9 finally not falling apart in the playoffs?
Frankly monumental ragebait
Senti is probably the role that benefits most from your ability to take isolated ones, play independently from your team and put pressure on people whilst minimising risk to yourself, which I think are all skills that are pretty easy to translate between duelist and senti
Granted some of this applies to smokes as well
Which is basically a way to say initiator is boring
Don't let the ranked players tell you smokes and senti are boring, initiator is the real cringe role where you depend mostly on your team
From now on I dodge every time I get someone pick Sage on my team because I am sick to fucking death of having these fucking extra chromosome riddled elo terrorists go 3-76 in my games all seemingly suffering from fucking CTE because they're so unbelievably dogshit at the game all of them just cant fucking aim to save their lives stupid fucking cunts and thety always fucking insist they need to play Sage because they have the fucking tac fgps conception of a fucking mole raty wiht a brain tumour that their util usage would genuinely somehow be worse than fucking havoc and thnweyve fuckign deluded themselves into thinking evrry lobby "nEeDs A hEaLeR" because the only fps game they know is voerwatch and even then theyve never played the game before they just spoend 13 hours a day gooning to Mercy futanari bestiality and seem determined to spend the other 11 hpourts of their days terrorisiong my fucking ranked lobbies and trying to become the worlds first negative ACVS player fuckl pjiosvdkjnsvdcfnkjlsadcjlmnsdfjnkljkndfas knsdf\ nksdfk nbndfsbjhn cuytb cunt I ahte these fucking lobotomites get thgemn GONE WHYA RE THEY BUFFING SAGE FUCKCMJCKCKDCKNLMDAFSJNLKVSDMJNKNMK SD NKSDFNK SDFAN KN AFDSNBFDSAJHBNFDSJNHDFSAJNJNDSFJNFDSJNDFSNJFDNJASN FUCKING USELESS SHIT FUCKLING PLAYERS MAN SDJNFIIAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I am the biggest hater of the Chamber is a duelist narrative
Lurking, hard anchoring and second entry player. Literally everything a sentinel does
Apeks are now:
Bankrupt (General Manager)
5 Finals Made
Chronicle (Masters Berlin 2021, Champions Berlin 2021, LOCK//IN Sao Paulo 2023, Masters Tokyo 2023, Masters Toronto 2025)
4 Finals Made
Boaster (Masters Reykjavik 2021, LOCK//IN Sao Paulo 2023, Masters Tokyo 2023, Masters Toronto 2025)
Crashies (Masters Berlin 2021, Masters Reykjavik 2022, Champions Istanbul 2022, Masters Toronto 2025)
3 Finals Made
Derke (Masters Reykjavik 2021, LOCK//IN Sao Paulo 2023, Masters Tokyo 2023)
FNS (Masters Berlin 2021, Masters Reykjavik 2022, Champions Istanbul 2022)
yay (Masters Berlin 2021, Masters Reykjavik 2022, Champions Istanbul 2022)
Marved (Masters Berlin 2021, Masters Reykjavik 2022, Champions Istanbul 2022)
Victor (Masters Berlin 2021, Masters Reykjavik 2022, Champions Istanbul 2022)
Sacy (Masters Reykjavik 2022, Champions Istanbul 2022, Masters Madrid 2024)
aspas (Masters Reykjavik 2022, Champions Istanbul 2022, LOCK//IN Sao Paulo 2023)
Less (Masters Reykjavik 2022, Champions Istanbul 2022, LOCK//IN Sao Paulo 2023)
Saadhak (Masters Reykjavik 2022, Champions Istanbul 2022, LOCK//IN Sao Paulo 2023)
Jinggg (Masters Copenhagen 2022, Champions LA 2023, Masters Toronto 2025)
f0rsakeN (Masters Copenhagen 2022, Champions LA 2023, Masters Toronto 2025)
d4v41 (Masters Copenhagen 2022, Champions LA 2023, Masters Toronto 2025)
Alfajer (LOCK//IN Sao Paulo 2023, Masters Tokyo 2023, Masters Toronto 2025)
Jawgemo (Masters Tokyo 2023, Champions LA 2023, Masters Bangkok 2025)
Meteor (Masters Madrid 2024, Masters Shanghai 2024, Masters Bangkok 2025)
2 Finals Made
TenZ (Masters Reykjavik 2021, Masters Madrid 2024)
nAts (Masters Berlin 2021, Champions Berlin 2021)
sheydos (Masters Berlin 2021, Champions Berlin 2021)
Redgar (Masters Berlin 2021, Champions Berlin 2021)
d3ffo (Masters Berlin 2021, Champions Berlin 2021)
pANcada (Masters Reykjavik 2022, Champions Istanbul 2022)
mindfreak (Masters Copenhagen 2022, Champions LA 2023)
something (Champions LA 2023, Masters Toronto 2025)
Leo (LOCK//IN Sao Paulo 2023, Masters Tokyo 2023)
Demon1 (Masters Tokyo 2023, Champions LA 2023)
C0M (Masters Tokyo 2023, Champions LA 2023)
Ethan (Masters Tokyo 2023, Champions LA 2023)
Boostio (Masters Tokyo 2023, Champions LA 2023)
t3xture (Masters Madrid 2024, Masters Shanghai 2024)
Munchkin (Masters Madrid 2024, Masters Shanghai 2024)
Karon (Masters Madrid 2024, Masters Shanghai 2024)
Lakia (Masters Madrid 2024, Masters Shanghai 2024)
benjyfishy (Masters Shanghai 2024, Champions Seoul 2024)
Wo0t (Masters Shanghai 2024, Champions Seoul 2024)
Boo (Masters Shanghai 2024, Champions Seoul 2024)
RieNs (Masters Shanghai 2024, Champions Seoul 2024)
DRG vs Rare Atom in the finals of 2023 China Ascension
I mean I wasn't a Heretics fan before 2024 so gotta be Toronto
I thought it would be Kickoff but in retrospect the players were all riddled with COVID, had been praccing with Weber and neilzinho and didn't take the off season too seriously, plus they only lost to the Kickoff finalists, one of which being near the top of EMEA basically all year so it's not too bad when you think about it
Toronto was just sadge tho
Goats slowly and Scales gonna mog everyone and run all the way to Champs finals through the sheer power of Tyglue whimsy
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