Ah yes, trust in mwzera. The winless player this season

So one of NAVI and TH has to go out immediately in a single elim match while one of Fraudnatic or Lulquid gets to make it through? Actual fucking moronic format

Franchising will forever be fucked for being made in a team when most Russian orgs were being sanctioned so we didn't get any CIS teams in franchising

Reykjavik 2021 - NUTURN vs V1
Masters Berlin - Acend vs 100T
Champions 2021 - KRU vs GMB
Reykjavik 2022 - DRX vs ZETA imo
Masters Copenhagen - FPX vs PRX
Champions 2022 - Either FPX vs DRX or OpTic vs DRX
Lock//In - FNC vs Loud
Masters Tokyo - EG vs PRX
Champions 2023 - EG vs Loud
Masters Madrid - TH vs PRX

Thanks Snapchat AI for this heartwarming message

Lil bro didn't add sliggy

The worst part is that EMEA can't send it's best teams because of the retarded single elim bullshit and the top 3 teams all being in the same group

https://youtu.be/falhsnOo3MU?si=lkFzQbKGc-M10hCu

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Vikkstar123

It's even on Icebox, I can feel it coming

ardiis > D0rke
Chronicum > zyppan
Shao > Pee-o
Suygetsu > Alfraudjer
ANGE1 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> T0aster

ANGE1 picks Jett and 13-0's them again

ardiis ends the series with 143 flash assists with 18 kills

Shao's rating across the split goes up to 1.33 after this series

Suygetsu ends with a 92% HS

zyppan gets 23 Raze ult kills

Unfortunately, ardiis, Shao and Suygetsu disagree

Makes a tweet before every match but only tweets after matches that he won and goes dead silent after losing a match LMAO

Does this include ardiis in the UK stats or just Boaster, Mistic, Keiko and benjyfishy?

NAVI already dodged the Plat Chat Curse once vs chokequid, surely they can dodge it again vs chokenatic

Watch Redgar return to 2021 Redgar level calling and Fitin1ho going back to his Champions form just to fuck everything up after their chance at playoffs is already gone

Nice try buddy, but my Fortnite goat Benjamin Fish and Lithuanian Demon1 Miniature Boo have this covered

Do u have a script on your PC that notifies you whenever a post is made in vlr containing the names nukkye, keznit, mwzera or aspas?

Not yet, bro needs to have his obligatory first tournament run to the Grand Finals, making it through to the upper bracket final, looking way better than their opponent before choking and coming second. Then coming back later to win Champions. That's the aspas formula

After this year so far, imma say Alfajer. He's in the process of being exposed as an Aimer Adrian and now that his form isn't as fucking bonkers as Tokyo he's really not that special. He's currently being cleared by Suygetsu, Less, benjyfishy and even nAts despite being surrounded by bots

I'd rather live in Britain than America tho

Is it just me or is mimi just a mega KC glazer and massively overrates them even when other EMEA teams look way better? Like when she picked them to beat NAVI and then just picked them to beat TH even tho both teams looked significantly better at the time.

Americas - LEV
EMEA - TH
PACIFIC - DRX
CHINA - EDG

Bro doesn't know about the 1 in 10 maps where ANGE1 gets possessed by the gods of 1.6 and clears aspas before having a giga troll map in order to balance out the forces of the universe

KEZNIT MY GOAT, CLEARS THAT USELESS FRAUD MWZ0RA ANY DAY OF THE WEEK

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

Didn't they swap to nzr igl anyway?

Tacolila duelist, Newzera initiator, xms sentinel, SkRossi flex and takej controller

I've seen a lot of people toss around the idea of a Valorant World Cup so I thought I'd pit forward the 16 countries I'd chose to compete and the teams that I'd pick for them

Team Russia

Duelist - something
Flex - Chronicle
Initiator - Cloud
Controller - Shao (IGL)
Sentinel - nAts

Team U.S.A

Duelist - OXY
Flex - Boostio (IGL)
Initiator - crashies
Controller - JAWGEMO
Sentinel - leaf

Team U.K

Duelist - Keiko
Flex - ardiis
Initiator - soulcas
Controller - Boaster (IGL)
Sentinel - benjyfishy

Team Canada

Duelist - koalanoob
Flex - TenZ
Initiator - eeiu
Controller - Marved
Sentinel - FNS (IGL)

Team South Korea

Duelist - t3xture
Flex - Rb
Initiator - stax (IGL)
Controller - Mako
Sentinel - Foxy9

Team Japan

Duelist - Dep
Flex - hiroron
Initiator - Xdlll
Controller - SugarZ3ro
Sentinel - Laz (IGL)

Team Brazil

Duelist - aspas
Flex - heat
Initiator - Sacy (IGL)
Controller - pANcada
Sentinel - Less

Team Indonesia

Duelist - Monyet
Flex - f0rsakeN
Initiator - fl1pzjder
Controller - mindfreak
Sentinel - xccurate

Team Lithuania

Duelist - MiniBoo
Flex - nukkye
Initiator - Destrian
Controller - Boo (IGL)
Sentinel - ceNder

Team Sweden

Duelist - zyppan
Flex - ShadoW (IGL)
Initiator - Leo
Controller - Sayf
Sentinel - Meddo

Team Finland

Duelist - Derke
Flex - Jamppi
Initiator - BONECOLD (IGL)
Controller - hoody
Sentinel - Feeqn

Team Turkey

Duelist - cNed
Flex - qRaxs
Initiator - MrFaliN (IGL)
Controller - Brave
Sentinel - Alfajer

Team Chile

Duelist - keznit
Flex - kiNgg (IGL)
Initiator - mta
Controller - Mazino
Sentinel - Shyy

Team China

Duelist - Zmjkk
Flex - FengF
Initiator - nobody
Controller - Haodong (IGL)
Sentinel - MarT1n

Team Singapore

Duelist - Jinggg
Flex - Deryeon
Initiator - nephh
Controller - pudg
Sentinel - Benkai (IGL)

Team Thailand

Duelist - JohnOlsen
Flex - Crws (IGL)
Initiator - foxz
Controller - sScary
Sentinel - Surf

Saying Demon1 is better than aspas based purely on his Champions and Tokyo form and not taking into account that aspas has been at the top of the game for 2, going on 3 years while also saying crashies is better than c0m is fucking braindead. You can't use consistency to put one player above another while also ignoring the consistency of another player

Derrek got nerfed by 100t. He needed to free himself from that team to get back to LCQ form

At least he knows

skrossi

Recently finished A Thousand Splendid Suns. Was the most soul crushing thing I've ever read

If they had picked Jawgemo instead of Demon1 would they be better?

NRG PICKED THE WRONG DUELIST FROM EG!

I actually kinda feel sorry for you

Snatch, Taxi Driver, Inglorious Basterds, How to Train Your Dragon, Scott Pilgrim

Forget y0y, even t0aster had a better HS%

He looks like he could be OXY's dad, man is fucking huge

Man's as bored as we are watching this dogshit game

This game is destroying him, his mental is breaking. He's watching Pingu and witch laughing. Furia and C9 should be arrested for psychological torture

Can't wait to procrastinate instead of studying for my Parliamentary reform 1790-1885 exam

1. LEV - After a shaky start to the year, something seems to have clicked in LEV and the roster is finally living up to the hype

2. 100T - Again, had a shaky start but have bounced back and are starting to look like one of the top teams in Americas, and have actually

3. KRU - They've got momentum behind them, and KRU are probably the scariest team to face when they have momentum. They play fairly simplistic but they have very strong fundamentals and cracked individuals

4. C9 - They're looking incredibly scrappy and muddy, but at the same time are absolutely thriving and outplaying teams when the game does get scrappy. Vanity's calling looks solid, but runi and OXY are the clear heavy hitters on the team in terms of firepower and if they're not hitting, the team struggles

5. LOUD - After a fuckin terrible start because of their need to rework basically everything and not having any time to do so, LOUD look like they've found their footing again and are looking like they LOUD we know, with cauanzin finally breaking his slump and returning to form against SEN

6. NRG - They've basically just been aim diffing the shit teams from the opposite group, the one good team they've played this season utterly humiliated them. They look incredibly sloppy and underprepared, and Marved and Ethan are the only players who really look in form. Could be way better tho

7. SEN - After coming back from Madrid, they've looked way too sloppy and are more than likely out of Playoffs contention. Their map pool looks severely lacking with their Lotus and Bind defense sides looking really rough. Sacy and Zellsis have also been somewhat struggling and in general the coordination and comms haven't looked anywhere near the level they were in Madrid.

8. G2 - Have kinda ran through the bad teams, but haven't looked super inspiring outside of a close game with LEV. Icy seems to be struggling and their map pool doesn't look great outside of a really good Icebox

9. EG - Aside from an upset win against a SEN that really should've won that game, EG have looked flat and severely lacking in firepower

10. MIBR - They've had flashes of brilliance here and there but the decision making and game sense of the roster needs a lot of work

11. FURIA - Nothing about this team works, nzr is the only good player on the team. Just a nepo team that mwzera built to fuel his ego. Blow it up

A masters event? Fairly easy answer bro

Saadhak put him in a drug induced trance and convinced him they were playing against a Chinese team

LOUD are gonna go up like 10-2 cuz SEN can't defend for shit on Lotus and then SEN will come back and win 13-11

Wo0t drops 62 across the series, benjyfisy drops 54, MiniBoo drops 51, the three amigos defend Shanghai from the French and make the run all the way to the Grand Finals before having a rematch with PRX and benjyfishy getting his revenge

Where did this dementia ahhh character come from on his casting?

Cuz bro asked ANGE1 if he could play Omen lmao