Surely Demon1 has to be number 1 no? Literally went from number one in the world to teamless in the span of half a season and has never reached the same heights again

They always have horrendous aim but crutch their stuns and grav, shotguns and lmgs and literally just play to piss people off

I had to play against one today but we won the game

The fucking psycho had a Deadlock on their team and the fucking creatures were stacking their walls together

Both naturally still bot fragging across both teams

I just forgor she would be number 1 if I had to play with one of those fucking subhumans today

Bro how did I forget these fucking detestable creatures

1. Reyna - Self explanatory

2. Deadlock - Literally play the game to ragebait rather than to win, know they main the most cancerous fucking agent on the planet and just go out of their way to annoy people

3. Phoenix - Have the ego of Reyna players with about half of the aim, and are always the most brain dead players in the world who crutch his flashes. They're also almost always screeching French people on EU servers

4. Sova - Since Champs every fucking gold warrior Sova player has just started crutching Odin and it's complete AIDS to play against

5. Iso - Reyna players with worse aim who crutch his shield

dos9 I could maybe see going on a nAts or Cloud arc but other than that yeah sheydos is the obvious pick

Already mastered that one unfortunately

Wait so KC is LewN, sheydos, Avez, dos9 and SUYGETSU?

Goated roster in terms of firepower but who tf is IGL? sheydos? Mad question marks about this team. I was hoping they ended up getting Kr1stal but GE managed to keep him

imgur is banned in the UK so as far as I'm concerned you are on your way to South Korea as we type

If it's 67 you join DFM

Honestly they should just pick up baddyG he was kinda frying on KOI

Tbh the entire Stage 2 M8 roster kinda underperformed in terms of their individual play. Veqaj is a very talented aggro flex player and whilst he's not as good as Chronicle as an individual, he's a much more aggro player that I think Boaster can still turn into an elite player rather than just a cracked T2 prospect like he was before

Yoru, Astra, Kay/o and I think Veto is gonna be one of the highest skill ceiling agents when it comes to actually getting value out of his TP's while anchoring

I wanna pick up an instrument, I used to play the drums as a kid but I haven't got space for a drum kit in my house, so my other options are electric guitar or bass guitar

Which do I pick chat?

I still think they should've stuck with alexiiik unless they were getting some top tier duellist like Derke or obvious up and coming superstar like ComeBack

MiniBoo wins Champs pred? Alright let him cook

Sato is the aspas of Brazil
trexx is the Chronicle of Valorant
mazin is the UranGOAT of Brazil

No one else can be the Lakia of Valorant

I think we all know the answer

Bro slandering one of the only 5 people who ever gave Loud relevance

Expected placement of ULF next year?

nAts, kamo, MiniBoo and then 2 more

They need an initiator and then either a flex or controller depending on what they do with MiniBoo and kamo's roles. My guess is MiniBoo is gonna be the flex since he used to play a lot of Kay/o, tho he also has a decent number of games on Omen so he might go for a Keiko/TenZ type beat where he plays Omen, flashes and second duellist

My guess is they go with waddle for initiator and then maybe pyrolll for flex, maybe bringing in GSR if they make Champs since he'll be 18 by then

https://www.vlr.gg/297410/team-liquid-vs-koi-champions-tour-2024-emea-kickoff-decider-b

This was easily the worst game I've ever watched ngl

Isn't he the most prolific rapist in human history? Bro was putting up LeBron numbers when it came to sexual assault

I think a majority of duellists would've been as inconsistent as MiniBoo in terms of fragging with the way TH was set up the past 2 years. A lot of their gameplans revolve around MiniBoo straight up getting baited or going in dry to enable the rest of the team rather than getting set up to get the entry himself. The fact he still had glimpses of high fragging output even with as little support as he got is incredibly impressive to me ngl. Wo0t being their highest potential fragger whilst also being put on the supportive roles like Gekko and Kay/o a lot of the team kinda hard capped MiniBoo because Wo0t had to split his focus between throwing util and going for aggressive plays

Exclusively engage in homosexual relationships so I never spawn a little rat bastard child

Sorry buddy, john demands to play Skye again

HomelanderQT is crazy work

Scrim soulcas

Infinitely more charisma than N4RRATE and his ranked tweaker crash out ass + reduxx losing all of his inclination to shit talk after spending all of 2025 getting molested by canezerra

NPC ass

N4RRATE got nowhere near enough pull to be the face of SEN

Bro had one too many BTS crying while kaplan gives him a pep talk videos to come anywhere close to the Tenz or zekken face of a team status

neT was so smeg in 2024 Ascension and then gets gifted a free slot on C9 where he was painfully mid, gets upgraded and then crashes out. Classic n0T move

I would be too if I was that ahhhh on senti

[SheepEsports] BerLINglazer set to join Furia as an analyst for the 2026 season

Genuinely who the fuck is aleksander

True goat hasn't picked up the game yet

House MD
Peep Show
The Boys

Lobotomy VCT

"Could you win Champions 2025 Boaster?"
"If we couldn't counter brawk's odin, we may have a little trouble"
"But would you lose?"
"Nah I'd win"

I am on my way to your house as we speak

Bro forgot he wasn't on his alt

Death

I haven't looked yet but if it's 6 7 I am going to kidnap you, drug you and forcefully sign you as Furia's assistant coach

"Guys please do not give any insightful analysis or elaborate well constructed baits, I can't read that much. Only slop on my vlr please"

His writing is this fire?!?

Nah bro lowest rated player is gonna be koalanoob IGLing Furia is gonna break this man

Kickoff

NRG, G2 and LEV make Santiago

MIBR barely miss out to NRG or G2

C9 bombs out 1-3 in the worst game of VCT ever played against Furia (who proceed to get touched by LEV)

Loud look absolutely fucking horrendous

EG is the definition of mid

SEN become the new KRU and just become a gatekeeper team who loses to the great teams and beats all the mid teams with zero chance of upsets either way

NV's new players don't perform up to cane and ion's level and they end up being kinda mid, they still beat 100T along the way though. Eggster ends up one tricking Chamber after the Yoru nerfs

Split 1

C9 goes 5-0 in groups, denying SEN playoffs in their final week. They then go 1-2 in playoffs

NRG makes London but looks shaky in the process

G2 miss their first global event since Madrid

Loud don't win a map

Dantedeu5 solo carries KRU to London with a 1.43 rating that comes out of no where after a mid Kickoff

MIBR lock in after a mid season change for -tex +Demon1 and go flawless in the split

Split 2

NV make a surprise run to Champs akin to 2025 NRG

SEN have their worst performance since 2023, not beating 100T once all year

LEV find their Kickoff form and make Champs off of points

C9 barely miss Champs once again

NRG makes Champs way cleaner than they did in Split 1 but lose to Wolves in groups

Furia looks surprisingly ok

MIBR have another flawless split until playoffs where they come 4th, missing Champs because LEV have more points

We're getting 13-0'd bro I can feel it

Any Acend players from 2023-2024 who you feel like deserve chances in tier 1 that aren't being talked about? I remember ALIVE reportedly getting trials before the 2024 season but he didn't appear on any teams and kinda just disappeared

When Wo0t is on form he genuinely looks like he's aimbotting with some of the flicks and micro adjustments he does

SUYGETSU and Less also have super satisfying aim for the opposite reason of always having immaculate crosshair placement and calm movements

Just whiffed on Timotino to fail the trade on round 12 as well

Is this when the NV bubble bursts? BabyJ can't keep the mald in check