Nah bro lowest rated player is gonna be koalanoob IGLing Furia is gonna break this man

Kickoff

NRG, G2 and LEV make Santiago

MIBR barely miss out to NRG or G2

C9 bombs out 1-3 in the worst game of VCT ever played against Furia (who proceed to get touched by LEV)

Loud look absolutely fucking horrendous

EG is the definition of mid

SEN become the new KRU and just become a gatekeeper team who loses to the great teams and beats all the mid teams with zero chance of upsets either way

NV's new players don't perform up to cane and ion's level and they end up being kinda mid, they still beat 100T along the way though. Eggster ends up one tricking Chamber after the Yoru nerfs

Split 1

C9 goes 5-0 in groups, denying SEN playoffs in their final week. They then go 1-2 in playoffs

NRG makes London but looks shaky in the process

G2 miss their first global event since Madrid

Loud don't win a map

Dantedeu5 solo carries KRU to London with a 1.43 rating that comes out of no where after a mid Kickoff

MIBR lock in after a mid season change for -tex +Demon1 and go flawless in the split

Split 2

NV make a surprise run to Champs akin to 2025 NRG

SEN have their worst performance since 2023, not beating 100T once all year

LEV find their Kickoff form and make Champs off of points

C9 barely miss Champs once again

NRG makes Champs way cleaner than they did in Split 1 but lose to Wolves in groups

Furia looks surprisingly ok

MIBR have another flawless split until playoffs where they come 4th, missing Champs because LEV have more points

We're getting 13-0'd bro I can feel it

Any Acend players from 2023-2024 who you feel like deserve chances in tier 1 that aren't being talked about? I remember ALIVE reportedly getting trials before the 2024 season but he didn't appear on any teams and kinda just disappeared

When Wo0t is on form he genuinely looks like he's aimbotting with some of the flicks and micro adjustments he does

SUYGETSU and Less also have super satisfying aim for the opposite reason of always having immaculate crosshair placement and calm movements

Just whiffed on Timotino to fail the trade on round 12 as well

Is this when the NV bubble bursts? BabyJ can't keep the mald in check

It'd be more tolerable if his mic wasn't peaking so much

Am I getting one guy'd by Shyo Wager or is this real?

Banish him back to his engineering degree bro he ain't built for this

Is this Timotino kid on an off day or are we cooked?

Skidmotino or HIMotino?

MIBR Shyy otherwise t0x gonna sell their whole year and let Zellsis sneak back to another Masters event

tex this guy was an actual terrorist in 2025, possibly the wildest combination of brain dead decision making, unimpressive util and inconsistent shooting I've ever seen, and it's not like he's some big influence on their calling or vibes like a Zellsis type beat that could even begin to justify keeping a T1 slot. MIBR are apparently interested in either this guy or Shyy and I'm praying on my fucking soul they pick Shyy because him getting snubbed of a spot in tier 1 in favour of this bum would be criminal

Idk his voice isn't necessarily bad from a technical standpoint, I just find it incredibly annoying to listen to

I remember he was actually pretty decent fragging wise at Madrid but he hasn't performed that well internationally since

My sister constantly plays this song and the therapy session song by her when she's driving and shit actually gets me crashing out every time

Bro I remember like 5 years ago my dad was dating some woman who's kids got absolute control of the music that was playing, and their spotify playlist was that song and some other one that I forgot. That shit was playing constantly I felt like I was in fucking Guantanamo Bay or some shit every time I was at their house

Which vocalists' voices just straight up annoy the fuck out of you?

For me it's the guy from Sleep Token. His screams are alright but when he actually tries to sing it all sounds so melodramatic and whiney

Also Benson Boon. I don't outright despise him like a lot of people but the way his voice goes up and down in pitch is so grating

Nah gotta be EG

Potter trynna roleplay as Ash or sAw from CS and has been failing miserably since 2024

Please bro just hang it up, let literally anyone else choose the roster for you and you'll cook

True but I also think Cloud has better initiator util and he doesn't necessarily have to be the main IGL, and even if he was I think his attack side calling would probably be massively improved with a vocal, elite lurker like nAts on the team who can gather a ton of info and help inform the right calls, plus I think GX had some incredibly good set execs and fast rounds which idk if you could get with Kr1stal calling

I'd personally go with Cloud over Kr1stal

He's still an elite player, can be main IGL or second call for nAts, brings good vibes, is pretty flexible and can swap around with something to fill Raze whilst something plays Sova

Fermented Offal Discharge by Necrophagist

Greatest guitar solo OAT

All we need now is 2 more Turkish teenagers and the Champs trophy is ours

Nah bro ts gonna hit like crack I still remember his op ace vs VIT

GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I LOVE MY TURKISH TEAM

I don't even think it's that he just seems like a straight up dick to his team mates

seanzo the snake came crawling back after one season

What one year of playing with Zellsis does to a mf

Damn bro must be one of the biggest assholes in the scene

He's been kicked from his last 3 teams with all 3 having rumours of him being toxic and not getting along with the team. TL had great vibes before he joined, absolutely nuked the second they lose their opening match at Champs. Derke aired everything out with VIT. 2023 KOI had talent way above what the team achieved, presumably because he just couldn't get along with anyone, especially sheydos their consensus best player

He's a generational talent but god damn he makes himself as unattractive of a pickup as possible with this track record

TH Lar0k PCIFIC choke goes hard

Nah bro I'm being deadass, ardiis has a good Yoru, a good Kay/o, a good Sova and a good Chamber. He's big chilling in this meta. He can go to TL and feast, trust

TL ardiis they need whimsy

mwzera to KRU

Bro forced to become a KRU glazer against his will

Scrim man

Icy dreams he can have half the aura of the original scrim man

Zero IGLs that aren't perma locked on their teams

Boo, Boaster, nAts, Jamppi, Cloud and MrFaliN are all decent but there's no way any of those move teams except Jamppi who's already probably locked into VIT

True, Kr1stal is another EMEA IGL playing in a different region that we desperately need

And RobbieBK

Russ back to EMEA might be one of the better moves

Wallahi we have zero IGLs

On my soul Chronicle is the perfect fit for TH. Solves all their weird roles and makes their comps so much more flexible, gives them an actual incredibly support player who can set up a duellist (Wo0t) for success, would be cinema, 6 billion trophies to TH instantly

Nuh uh I was praying on my hands and knees begging for TH Chronicle with Wo0t full time duellist don't do this to me

We've had like fuckin no news of signings wtf is this all we've heard so far is players getting cut

Shyyy and Mazino

Apeks had guys like Flickless and Famsii in T2 to pick from and their bum assess still went with Governor, we are never beating the zero good GM's except Cojo and Niklas allegations

EMEA orgs will do anything to avoid signing tier 2 players 💔💔💔

Idk if Champs just mandela effected me but I swear before every game he flipped a coin and decided to either solo carry or sell

My agenda > reality (I was a 2024 100T fan)

Honestly atp Potter would be more of a terrorist coach the way she is building rosters

Bro was banished to tier 2 to play on CP, he doesn't have the job security to be considered a roster terrorist

icy (Duellist (scrim man))
Zellsis (Initiator (LET'S GO BOYS but only when we're playing against Furia and already up by 8 rounds))
bang (Controller (What does he even do??!?!?))
Xeppaa (Flex (Give me liberty give me fire let me diff FNS or I retire))
Boostio (Sentinel IGL (Alcoholic merchant))

aNguiSt

f0rsakeN. He's been an incredible player for a long time but I feel like he's kinda inconsistent on a game to game basis, and whilst he is the most flexible player in the game I feel like the only agent where his util usage feels notably good is Yoru, and even then he's been passed up now that he's not the only one playing him

Still up there with greatest players OAT, just way too glazed

Alright unc pack it up, it ain't 2022 anymore

+shroud run it back who says no?