https://youtu.be/sLoQLPTms3o?si=eMQo9JxHRNVjGGIr

This one is up there for me

https://www.vlr.gg/event/stats/2274/champions-tour-2025-americas-kickoff

Alright lil bro

Doubt it, I honestly imagine he's gonna get hard gapped by aspas

Bro this mf is the most petulant guy on the planet. He got kicked from an org after his team had a horrendous season and then violated the competitive rules and regulations and got suspended for it, and ever since I swear every time I've seen him he's passive aggressively whining about either NRG or Riot. This guy is allergic to any sense of decorum I stg. Just accept the L and go back to coaching tier 3 CS little bro

Monster energy khaotic flavour it tastes like battery acid but orange flavoured

xeus for me

Real asf, Fenis needs to tap into the Buddhist meditation meta and eliminate all doubts within himself

Dfm beat prx - no
Loud are a top 4 Americas team - yes
China are contenders - yes
Yay is back in Tier 1 - yes
Liquid is top 4 in emea - IHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUIDIHATELIQUID
Bbl beat fnatic - no
Flor is in Tier 1 - no
Fns is still playing - yes
Saadhak is in emea - no
T1 is the best pacific team - no
Geng is in the lowers - no
Demon1 is mid - Absolutely 100% yes Demon1 was a one team wonder his ass is never recovering unless literally all of 2023 EG reunite with Potter, zikz and a new reserve roster to scrim

Tbh I have Loud taking it vs SEN in the rematch but other than that you cooked

This org can literally never deliver on the potential of their rosters, no matter how promising or talented they are. It's like putting on an NRG jersey just saps the power of any Valorant player who touches it. There has to be some cosmic moral force at play that prevents bums like dort from gaining any satisfaction watching Valorant.

True, I also expect Fennel to win Bangkok

VLR is saved

Absolute cinema

If players get massively overhyped people find it annoying, then when they underdeliver people over correct with the hating

I am one of those people, drop this V0rno fraud and sign ardiis

No Results Guaranteed goes pretty hard if you add a comma in to make it No Results, Guaranteed (because NRG have NEVER delivered on any of their roster's potential)

The evil of vlr users so retarded you question if they're even baiting anymore has been vanquished by glorious South American heroes

Assmolestia

ABSOLUTE CINEMA

Kid named mada:

Get this mf some help Jesus Christ he is the only reason NRG won this map

Wolves, they looked genuinely horrific with what should've been a top 4 roster in CN

It's genuinely crazy how bad FNS' fragging is

When you watch other senior citizens like ANGE1, Boaster and JessieVash play they're noticeably weaker than the other players in the server but they're still able to at least be a threat to other players. FNS genuinely feels like his team is playing with one of the bots from the tutorial where it can only kill you if you run out of ammo or flanks you

I never watched Verno play is he just an onliner or was he always this shit?

HE'S FUCKING GERIATRIC

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Assmolestia

Number 2 most retarded user has been banished until split 1

Now imagine if KRU win now and banish the number 1 most retarded user until then on the same day

He'd probably start repping the LEV flair if the mere sight of flags that aren't America or Canada didn't send him into a blind frenzy

Looks like lil bro's gonna be clinging on to 2023 and coping for another year

If yay is a coughing baby Demon1 is a sperm cell

He truly is Semen1

Went from Champs winner to nataNk's adopted son

Bangkok will be what I was hoping Madrid would be

We all clowned him for deciding to bench Demon1 but he was right his ass should go back to streaming 6 hours of Iso one tricking a day

DEMON1 ACTUALLY DID MOLLY HIMSELF HOLY SHIT

Yh probably but I had a moral obligation to glaze

Derke, Jawgemo and RieNs (but tbh there's barely a gap among the top like 6-8 players)

Still hasn't recovered from TenZ retirement

How much did you bet brother

How much Ritalin does this kid take he looks fucking BLASTED every time I look at his player cam. He can probably smell the pixels of his monitor and taste the code. He looks so simultaneously locked in and completely absent. Brother's TWEAKING

BBL taking a gigantic shit all over Liquid

I'm starting to get more normal

If BBL win pistol my crashout is over

I can't fucking take this shit anymore

I'm not watching VCT again till Bangkok starts and if I see TL at that event I'm literally eternal sunshining myself into forgetting what Valorant is

I'm genuinely going to fucking kill myself there's a tech pause this game is taking even longer I can't fucking ntake it anymore brother please

Yes

I will be burning down someone's house next

You have a spiritual obligation to lock in and 13-0 these fucking bums to make up for that shit bro, please I'm begging on my hands and knees. I will sacrifice a toe

I may unironically commit an act of violence atp fuck me man this shit has got me physically quivering with hatred

He's been gassed up for years now I'm pretty sure, finally got his chance in T1 this year

My hatred for Liquid genuinely knows no bounds

I respect the hating nonetheless

Saying this should be a federal offence, worse than any form of hate speech, probably worse than any form of governmental dissent

Every round I watch I can feel my mental faculties degrading

VLR will be my version of the Keeper's journal from RE1

TL beating FUT will have the same effect on me as H.P Lovecraft described observing Cthulhu had on a person

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