my-dad-ate-my-toes
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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: March 10, 2026 at 11:36 AM
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I will continue to believe in the TH sickness debuff narrative. My cope will never die and my hatred for Team Liquid is infinite

posted about a year ago

SEN kek (I hope you now understand the pain of losing to Gluequid as I do)

posted about a year ago

Told you lmao

posted about a year ago

Bro went from the best player vs EDG to glue eater, bro's the actual definition of feast or famine

posted about a year ago

So ur telling me I can stick with the illness cope? Let's fucking go we're so back

posted about a year ago

U mfs are gonna know how it feels to lose to Shitquid soon

posted about a year ago

All 3 tbh

We back for Toronto tho (please neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save usplease neilzinho save us)

posted about a year ago

Liquid and Vitality 💀

posted about a year ago

Mfers show it every tac timeout, I'm forced to look at it. Trust me, I avoid thinking about it at all costs. But these mfs are too marketing pilled to let that happen

posted about a year ago

That stupid fucking cube actually pisses me off to an unreasonable degree. The fact that I have to see Kaplan's contractual obligation to shill their dogshit attempt at branding during every SEN timeout is infuriating. I want to set that shitty plushie on fire. Mfs just put a face on a red cube and shill it at every opportunity, and the sheer irrational hatred it inspires in me is indescribable. I might honestly hate it more than I hate Team Liquid

posted about a year ago

Get lil buddies outta there, they ain't built for this

posted about a year ago

Who tf puts hot sauce on their breakfast? What the fuck is wrong with you?

posted about a year ago

https://youtu.be/KWAse6YVtcc?si=WI8i-c8MReiS3KU9

I can't wait till he retires, becomes a costreamer or desk talent and just leaks shit and flames players

posted about a year ago

TE dominated EDG in the upper bracket of kickoff and honestly could've won the finals if nobody wasn't playing like a crackhead. I think the G2 series was pure nerves, it almost felt like they didn't believe they had a chance against G2. T1 I think is a far less intimidating team to go against and TE should be able to bounce back mentally against them.

posted about a year ago

All throughout their kickoff run they looked incredibly disjointed as a team, Meteor especially. Pair that with the apparent rift between Autumn and the players, Autumn's general fraudulence and their map pool being kinda weak I just don't feel like they have it unless iZu, Meteor and Buzz are all simultaneously on demon time

posted about a year ago

TL 2-0 SEN just because I imagine Keiko and kamo are gonna play like fucking psychopaths, the game is gonna get incredibly scrappy and N4RRATE and Zellsis are gonna get caught out and first picked constantly

TE 2-1 T1 because I have zero faith in T1

posted about a year ago

What's the crashies round being referenced?

posted about a year ago

Bro was Valorant Jesus in NA Split 1 2022, got to Reykjavik and shit the bed. Played in T2 in 2023. Kinda underperformed in 2024. Was once again looking like Valorant Jesus in Kickoff. But now a G2 choke is on the horizon and we gotta be asking if he's a potential man/regional merchant. Was bro carried by Spotify this whole time?

posted about a year ago

I gotta get in on this, EDG virtually guaranteed a top 3 at Bangkok atp

posted about a year ago

I'm peak plat and can't speak Mandarin personally I think I'm the perfect choice

posted about a year ago

Goated post icl

posted about a year ago

I'd probably rather Pearl over Fracture but other than that yeah pretty much

posted about a year ago

Honestly I feel like DRX are favoured against everyone rn. G2 showed some pretty major weakness against EDG and their map pool looks weaker than DRX's. DRX are probably favoured on Fracture, Bind, Haven and Lotus, they're probably evenly matched on Abyss and then G2 is favoured on Pearl and Split

posted about a year ago

Listening to him say "this is pure luck, EDG are just lucky. If you can't see that this is all just pure luck you're slow, you're stupid" when EDG was 11-1 up lowkey got me kinda tilted

posted about a year ago

Yeah imagine how much more hype VIT vs DRX would've been if it was Achilios and PaperThin casting

Unrelated but it's still crazy to me that they haven't had the opportunity to cast a finals yet despite having the literal perfect opportunity to in Shanghai. Some of my favourite caster moments in VCT have come from Achilios being probably the best hype caster in the scene

posted about a year ago

G2's signed costreamer, he's probably the most annoying mf ever but go rewatch his reaction to Fracture it's the funniest fucking thing ever

posted about a year ago

It's crazy that someone can not be funny or chill/likable or analyse the game and still draw views on their costream icl. All the other big costreamers have at least 1 of those traits. Hamy just malds when G2 get killed and screams let's go when they get kills.

posted about a year ago

This guys a dogshit costreamer but rewatching the utter cope and malding he was on during Fracture in G2 vs EDG was hilarious

posted about a year ago

Real asf

posted about a year ago

Jawgemo looked like he had money on Fracture, investigate this mf ASAP

posted about a year ago

Nobody is the funny player â„¢

posted about a year ago

m0NESY

posted about a year ago

I mean EDG are kind of an impossible team to root against

I still have Zmjjkk guardian 4k PTSD tho

posted about a year ago

Sometimes being a member of Edward Glazing is rough

posted about a year ago

HE'S HIM, NATS SON IS GREATEST SENTINEL PLAYER OAT

posted about a year ago

Production kinda cooking with these caster shakeups

posted about a year ago

My man blud has his fingers in his hears screaming LALALALALALALLA as loud as possible rn

posted about a year ago

Pretty sure he was playing sentinel last year

posted about a year ago

Mf casts like it's 1am when her mum told her to be in bed at 10

posted about a year ago

Derke dropping 30+ kills and still losing is criminal

Sayf buddy I put you in my fantasy team and this is the performance you give me?

posted about a year ago

Not worth the salary btw

FNC poverty org would rather give senior citizen KRIMZ 30K a month than keep Derke

posted about a year ago

Couldn't afford his salary any more but still tried to contract jail him. Pretty shitty all around ngl

posted about a year ago

"mid duelist" Bro does NOT know ball

In 2022 FNC pretty much hard diffed FPX the split before Copenhagen when Derke's only help was Aflajer. Brother pretty much 2v5'd them to a top 4 at Copenhagen and top 6 at Champs

posted about a year ago

Just drink ethanol like a normal fucking person bro

posted about a year ago

Nah I swear it's always the ghost he's whiffing with

posted about a year ago

Brother's lowkey an aim demon but he turns into FNS whenever someone isn't looking at him

posted about a year ago

Someone please let Rito know that non-dogshit music exists

posted about a year ago

SEN are getting locked in the glue dungeon by Keiko and kamo

posted about a year ago

They've just looked nervous since round 1, I don't think they really believed in themselves for this matchup

posted about a year ago

Lil bro chose Tarik watch party in the big 2025

posted about a year ago
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