The only NA team to make a finals this year was Sentinels

Your region is carried by Sacy lmao

NRG got 3 free wins against Brazil and then threw their entire split 2 by losing 9 rounds in a row to fucking Cloud9

Plus performing at Madrid and Shanghai has no relation to the bottom teams in Pacific

NRG are dogshit, accept it

PRX this year - top 3 at Madrid, top 6 at Shanghai, made Champs

NRG didn't make a single event or any playoffs, there is zero comparison

And nowadays manages to look mid asf when she's broken

He's washed beyond belief, OpTic days are over, let go lil bro

Saying that when u make a point of metaphorically swallowing Victor's dick every day is crazy

babybay ain't even rivalling qck nowadays lil bro

Will be back to Unreal Tournament, mark my words

NRG truly is the peak of Valorant (they didn't make a single playoffs)

I'm thinking minimum 3 hours

TH - RieNs, benjyfishy, MiniBoo, Boo and Wo0t

FNC - xeus, Chronicle, Leo, Boaster, Alfajer

NAVI - Derke, hiro, ANGE1, Shao, paTiTek

GM8 - ScreaM, Enzo, K4DAVRA, nataNk, sh1n

BBL - Rose, sociablEE, Elite, Izzy, Ruxic

VIT - Sayf, trexx, ceNder, SUYGETSU, kamyk

KOI - grubinho, kamo, Sheydos, Minny, Quick

GX - Cloud, Westside, purp0, zyppan, DaviH

APEKS - soulcas, hypee, kaajak, AvovA, MOLSI

FUT - cNed, ATAKAPTAN, yetujey, MrFaliN, wezzy

TL - Keiko, nAts, ardiis, Famsii, zeddy

KC - marteen, N4RRATE, iluri, chiwa, PROFEK

Trying to defend on Abyss is pure pain, either you put senti util on mid and don't have enough to hold the obscenely designed sites, or you don't and just get lurked on every round, and because of how mid is designed it's practically unplayable as a single player

EDG and FPX from CN
KRU and NRG from Americas
TH and KOI (they are going to sign a bunch of cracked rookies like TH next year trust) from EMEA
Gen.G (if they keep the roster) and PRX (let me cope) from Pacific

AmeN! by Bring Me the Horizon

alecks_desk fr, the original brain dead PRX fan

Holy fuckin shit he returns

Watch Chainsaw Man it's really fuckin good and the movies coming out soon

I unironically think KOI will be next year's version of Heretics and one by one EMEA will just become squads of 4 zoomers with ungodly aim and one unc with average aim as more and more teams figure out the winning formula

That's not a hot take that's just objectively incorrect

Lime, B1SK, xeus, qw1 depending on how his English is, Famsii, Izzy or ellement

This is Boo slander, bro is the most cracked of the uncs, shoulda been JessieVash

1. Tacolila
2. Tacolila
3. Tacolila
4. Tacolila
5. Tacolila

KEKW

Turns out Dantedeus is LATAM Jesus

Either production isn't fixing an issue or these mfs are PC kickers

OH MY GOD LITERAL 2 ROUNDS IN A ROW

Brothers PLEASE I know LAN events aren't exactly frequent in Mexico but I beg this is like some India level shit

There's a party in the communal area happening right now in my uni accommodation but I want to watch Apeks choke

What do?

Fair point

Also holy alecks_desk snub

Asuna_Yukki should get his own tier at the top for being the OG NRG baiter

Soulcas about to absolutely cook, this man will earn a michelin star by the end of the finals, overall rating of 3.47, 768 ACS, 147 kills, 63 assists

Gonna be like the Valorant equivalent of the Joker without Batman, mfs are gonna be lost and purposeless and go on their redemption arcs or just become lurkers

ANGE1 clears both

MY FUCKING 34 YEAR OLD GOOOOOOAT

His gameplay causes genuine emotional distress in anyone who watches, he lock in Phoenix every map and drops stinker after stinker after stinker

We can NOT let his ass in VCT

I will not follow EMEA any more, I will give up, never again

I will become the number 1 most retarded Americas super fan rage baiter

I will put on a SEN flair

I will tell anyone who calls aspas a stats player to kill themselves

I will make top 10 global players lists and fill it with 5 NA T2 duelists each time

I will no longer acknowledge the genuine brain damage of SEN fans

I will say saving strats every time another region wins a trophy

I will actually watch the SEN invitational

Please PCFIC, lock in, it's now or kurwa never

U mfs are gonna be stuck with some bum like monSi or some shit and I will laugh when that day comes

Bangkok - TH
Toronto - PRX (let me fuckin cope)
Paris - Gen.G (if they keep the roster)

I'm honestly surprised they weren't looking to keep Famsii

Go live in Germany or some shit, trust

Shwmae

Does he speak English? He definitely deserves T1 but both LATAM teams already have insane duelist players

KRU with Saadhak, keznit, Shyy, Mazino and heat would unironically be trophy contenders, and would 100% be the best LATAM squad we'd ever seen

Idk what you mean by opportunists

Surely Meteor and leaf gotta be up there as well

And I've maintained the same friend group for the past 7 years, now I have to start all over

How do I introduce myself to new people and form friendships?

Bombaclat

2021 meta destroyer and 2022 meta destroyer comeback?

Surely they keep Shyy, drop mta and Melser and try and pick up Mazino alongside Saadhak?

keznit, heat, Saadhak, Shyy and Mazino would unironically be international contenders

A dish of lasagne, a plate of BBQ pulled pork, a bowl of fried chicken tenders, a lamb vindaloo, chicken katsu noodles, a deep fried chunk of halloumi, a plate of curly fries, a pint of salted caramel ice cream and 2 litres of dr pepper

My body will smell so utterly detestable afterwards that they'll regret killing me

Nah, SR clearly aren't cut out to make it through open quals to T2, let alone compete in T2. Which begs the question as to why she hasn't already jumped ship to a T2 team and get experience there because you can still play in T2 without being 18. The only real answers are that she either isn't considered good enough by the talent scouts or she doesn't want to. Neither of which bode well for her chances of going for it when she does turn 18

Lock in and don't let those frauds CGN into VCT Benny can NOT be allowed to waste all our time and go 0-11 next season

I will personally move to China and become the second most patriotic youth

Bro wtf, number_1_cNed_fan rebranded and now Kirya is trying to rebrand

dort when he realises SEN are the best Americas team of 2024: