True, but none of them had a Run It Back bundle

Singularity 1.0 release date: October 13th, 2020
Singularity 2.0 release date: September 24th, 2024

That's a gap of 1,442 days. If we apply that same gap to Kuronami...

Kuronami 1.0 release date: January 9th, 2024
Kuronami 2.0 release date: December 21, 2027

Makes sense, ty

I'd respond to this but you already have answers

Great roster. I don't like the part that says "this may change weekly" though

I had a nice conversation with Fayde once

Bump!
DFM // -Medusa* -Anthem*
https://x.com/FortheMedusa/status/1841034376261616010
https://x.com/AnthemFps/status/1841033476239478819

@TeamLiquidVALORANT do something already

ALLEZ LES BLEUS

Je ne comprends pas
What happened to your other account

This is really cool stuff—gonna have to read it in full tomorrow

Wait what

Two team reveals on Tuesday, two more on Wednesday

'Preciate it, dude

I upvoted for you
(This unfortunately means I can't upvote, someone please upvote for me ty)

Oh nice :)

Or, hear me out
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If by "smart" you mean "borrowed a book about coding a website when you were 9 because it had a robot dog on the cover so you thought it was a picture book" then you're SO right

HTML is for the skeleton (text and headings and allat), CSS is for the styling (how it looks, essentially), and JS is for interactivity and certain other stuff

It's Minecraft enchantment table...

If Grabbitz doesn't do the Champs song this time I'm unsubscribing from VALORANT - Topic

You know me so well <3

I can only reasonably get them when they're on sale, which happens once every few months where a 3 lb bag goes down to $13ish

I mean, what chance did 9z have? none. They had none. And that was all they had

If only they weren't as expensive as they are :(

Dude I LOVE pistachios. My dad tells me I eat them like sunflower seeds

Thanks yukky, I've always wanted an insanely powerful johnqt who costs nothing :)

https://x.com/Chunkiio/status/1840921815629066659

How do we know it's not your alt

W grubman

😭

No he genuinely extended his contract past the 10 year mark. It's absurd

Bro took matters into his own hands

Yeah, this simulation is wild, man. I just 26-1'd NAVI and no one on that team got to double digit kills even though they're the better team on average

That's an amazing roster lmao. Interesting that you imported Palla

Guys I just wanted to point out that MIBR won Champs in 2028 with a core of OXY, zekken, and keznit

No idea. Most people's biggest complaint is the ratings (I personally think they're really funny)

1. Flashback (DRX, DRX, AG, AG)
   MASSIVE GAP
2. Karon (GEN, GEN, GEN, GEN)
3. Apoth (EG, EG, EG, MIBR)
4. Kai (TE, TE, XLG, XLG)
5. Brave (BBL, BBL, BBL, BBL)

No but actually, this simulation unironically turned Flashback into the Faker of VALORANT. Not only is he the highest rated player by far, but he's also:

• All-star S1
• Champs MVP S2
• Champs winner S2
• Player of the year S3
• All-star S3
• Masters MVP S4
• Masters winner S4
• Masters MVP S4 (again)
• Masters winner S4 (again)
• Player of the year S4
• All-star S4

Go to Player Hub, look at the list of players, and scroll all the way to the right. The last column is a button to make an offer, and the third last column is the player's baseline demand for a contract

https://valorantsimulator.com/
Go to Career Mode

Just sharing my results, because I wrote them down as I was doing running the simulation and now I have nowhere else to put them

// // //

Season 1: 2025
LOUD
saadhak cauanzin tuyz pANcada
Pre-season: -tuyz +penny +Will (sub)
After kickoff: -Will
After split 1: -penny +jzz

Split 2: 2nd
Season record: 4-7
Champions - Paris: 13-16th

//

Season 2: 2026
Team Liquid
nAts Keiko Mistic Enzo Harmii
Pre-season: -Mistic -Enzo -Harmii +saadhak +Jamppi +Sayonara

Kickoff: 1st
Masters 1 - Istanbul: 2nd
Split 1: 2nd
Masters 2 - Mumbai: 7-8th
Split 2: 3rd
Season record: 8-3
Champions - New York: 12-16th

//

Season 3: 2027
Team Liquid
Keiko Jamppi nAts saadhak Sayonara

Kickoff: 5-6th
Stage 1: 4th
Stage 2: 5-6th
Season record: 9-2
Champions - London: 5-6th

//

Season 4: 2028
Team Vitality
Elite sh1n TakaS Akai
-TakaS +tomaszy +benjyfishy

Kickoff: 5-6th
Split 1: 2nd
Masters 2 - Mexico City: 7-8th
Split 2: 5-6th
Season record: 9-2
Champions - Buenos Aires: 5-6th

//

Season 5: 2029
Movistar KOI
Full rebuild
+Elite +splash +Lar0k +Loita +Jamppi

// // //

Ridiculous Signings

AG Flashback (2027)
NOVA TenZ (2027)
ZETA Meteor (2027)
MIBR zekken (2027)
SPG jawgemo (2027)
WOL Zyppan (2027)
KC Polvi (2027)
2G eeiu (2027)
LOUD C0M (2027)
PRX SugarZ3ro (2027)
C9 Xeppaa (2027)
KC Nivera (2027)
FNC koldamenta (2027)
2G s0m (2028)
LOUD N4RRATE (2028)
FUR trexx (2028)
SEN icy (2028)
EG FNS (2028)
KOI dephh (2028)
M8 Foxy9 (2029)
RRQ Less (2029)
GX Sayf (2029)
TS jawgemo (2029)
GE Meteor (2029)

// // //

Weird Rosters

APK 2026: Leo MiniBoo hype kaajak avez
BBL 2027: Derke Cloud xeus Brave marteen
KOI 2027: Sayf kamo ScreaM qw1 Freyy
SEN 2027: Sato johnqt Derrek curry fznnn
G2 2027: leaf icy RgLMeister Dantedeu5 Boostio
MIBR 2028: OXY zekken keznit Rossy Apoth
LOUD 2028: aspas C0M N4RRATE Less Khalil
GX 2028: cNed hiro Kicks Famsii nAts
FUR 2028: FNS nzr jzz frz Dawn
EG 2028: Cryo mwzera trent trexx Pa1nt
2G 2028: s0m eeiu xand mNdS Tacolilla
GE 2028: primmie stax JitBoyS Jerry NOBITA
NOVA 2028: TenZ Life Smoggy Haodong hyperlink
FNC 2028: Shao Jemkin Alfajer waddle harambe

// // //

Notable Retirees

2026: Zellsis Kr1stal c4Lypso Kiles ShahZaM
2027: Boaster JessieVash crazyguy ShadoW wippie Redgar Nismo zeddy Egoist WARDELL L1NK ZE1SH
2028: vanity Melser ardiis o0o0o nukkye paTiTek wackie Akame yoman BABYBAY

// // //

Is this technically Off Topic? Idk

Bro waited until he retired to say that

Controller (Omen/Viper/Astra/Brimstone) + Cypher on some maps, but I can fill if I need to (Neon, Sova, Fade, Skye, Killjoy, Vyse)

Silver 3

Gotta support your fellow Canadians

Oh yeah, forgot about that

100 Thieves (if you don't count Mikes), Apeks, Team Heretics, DRX, Gen.G, Paper Rex, All Gamers, BiliBili, TYLOO, Titan Esports Club, Trace, Nova, EDward Gaming, Dragon Ranger Gaming

^ Pretty sure this is what we have so far

No problem :)
It's super fun, I've been on it for like an hour today lol

dgzin and Sato are both tier 2 BR players

That's crazy lmao

https://i.imgur.com/KdYipJJ.png