cioccolat
Flag: Brazil
Registered: May 25, 2021
Last post: January 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Posts: 4450
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Bro is on his comfort role again and he is still ASS

posted 1 month ago

Thank you for finally giving Rubkkoide a decent team 🙌
Now please replace David with Cebando

posted 1 month ago

como consertar a KRU

+Cebando
+DanteDeus

posted 1 month ago

Frustratingly bipolar

Like, if All 4 players are on, nobody can stop that team, but that's ye question, will they be on? All of these guys peaks can rival the best but their worsts can rival DFM old MiBr and ge

posted 1 month ago

I love Mimi dawg

posted 1 month ago

wHY get natank just for sentio

posted 1 month ago

Aspas and Zap

posted 1 month ago

why would they need to learn english?

posted 1 month ago

am i the only one thats confused as to why "big franchise orgs" (c9,eg,100t)
why dont they just hire the t3 players from BR & latam? like they are certainly cheaper in both payment and maintenance? hell why does any big org that wants to budget still gets players from their own region?

posted 1 month ago

unfortunately Zellsis is now just a midrounder, he doesnt have Sacy's discipline, but he could be a better midrounder than before if he has learned enough from the bald

posted 1 month ago

the offseason has been hard on ya, hasnt it buddy?

posted 1 month ago

you are confusing aspas with y0y and semen1

posted 1 month ago

No baiting
here is the actual correct assesment of teams in 2025
The parenthesis is the reason why the team is placed above the teams below it

  1. G2 (already great, now they got the Flex goat JAWGEMO)
  2. MIBR (Aspas alone is enough to hard carry, but they also have Frod, and Nzr who is also known as a hard carry. plus 3 consistently good players, all three were consistently the better players in their respective prior teams)
  3. NRG (S0m masterclass)
  4. Sentinels (JohnQt & Zekken alone mog the teams below)
  5. Leviatan (same as kru, God himself helps them out)
  6. Furia (had Havoc offrole chimping out and still got a decent placement, now they have a thinking IGL, Havoc is proper role, Heat can hard carry, Mwzera is finally in the trader role rather than entryfragging which he sucks at, and their coach actually thinks)
  7. C9 (Round Robin Andy)
  8. 2G (has better tactics & teamplay)
  9. KRU (better team culture)
  10. EG (too inconsistent and individualistic)
  11. LOUD (lost to furia with saadhak)
  12. 100T (lost to Furia with a better team)
posted 1 month ago

i want to believ you but there is alot of dumbasses on this thread

posted 1 month ago

when will they learn that they Didnt upgrade their roster
no, bang isnt better than Tenz, and N4rrate isnt better than Sacy
HEAVY on the last one, do none of watch the very content your team puts out?
"but sacy's stats werent that great" yeah cuz he was basically Sen's igl.
think about it, Johnqt was the sentinel with sacy, now that hes gone, he doesnt have control over the "main block" anymore (Ini,Cont,Duel)
so he switched roles up. and its costing them.
Johnqt had the freedom to be the full tactician because Sacy was holding the leashes, chewing people out, keeping them in check
now, John needs to be the tactical leader AND the "dad", and who got in? no one that fulfilled whats missing

Sacy & Tenz; Playmaker, Supervision, Mid-rounding, Tactical Integration, Hard Carry, High Aim

Bang & N4rrate: Good aim, Mild play-making, MORE MINDS IN NEED OF SUPERVISION.

They arent bad, they are just not filling the holes left by the previous members, but your simple minds only gave a shit about ingame aiming, Zekken,Zellsis AND Kaplan have already talked about how essential Sacy was to the structuring of tactics, and Sacy himself mentioned how great Tenz was at playmaking.

Look, you can root for Sentinels, you can believe, but the fact is, the sentinels you know is dead, if they want to be good they will have to reinvent themselves, and NEVER disrespect Sacy ever again, let me remind you that he is the first player to get both international trophies that matter.

posted 1 month ago

https://x.com/MIBR/status/1861877729613815929

damn Cortezia has a nice moustache

posted 1 month ago

Annoying ass goober

posted 1 month ago

Maybe cuz it would be precedent for other academy teams to try and get in?

posted 1 month ago

Don't fall for Onur's dumbass tweet.

He is salty the Tixa Invitational isn't inviting academy teams so he posted some bulshit about "they think LATAM isnt on their level" even though both KRU and Lev were invited.

Nobody on the green,yellow and blue thinks you guys can't compete. Hell, we got dominated by KRU back in 2022. AK made the gringos tremble.

posted 1 month ago

What were your favourite characters?

Viktor
Jayce
Ekko
Silco
Vi (ignoring the sesbian lex because i dislike klukluxkiramman)

posted 2 months ago

Undervalued because a lot of good coaches are put into uncooperative teams or uncaring Orgs
Like, he will have all of these analysis and tactics and training regiments but either the team will refuse to play it out or the org won't give them the resources

posted 2 months ago

You like watching Pearl?

posted 2 months ago

When my aim is decent Breeze is very fun. But the point isn't to say the map design is good
I'm saying that these maps are good to play, or to watch, while some are just absolute slogfests

posted 2 months ago

W - Watching ___ P - Playing

Pearl
W✅ P❎
Lotus
W❎ P✅
Abyss
W❎ P✅
Sunset
W❎ P❎
Haven
W✅ P✅
Split
W✅ P✅
Bind
W✅ P✅
Icebox
W❎ P❎
Ascent
W❎ P❎
Fracture
W✅ P❎
Breeze
W✅ P✅

posted 2 months ago

my schizoing is too strong

posted 2 months ago

i know its absolute delusion and yapping
but damnit it really feels like every decision riot makes is to screw over the br rosters

Brazil won Champions on an open path? Franchise them and lock their teams outside their country
Loud won VCT Americas by being consistent? split it into 2
Less is the best Viper in the scene? nerf it oblivion
Aspas is the best Jett? nerf her continuously
They are good on Haven? take it out
they are good on Breeze? take it out?
a brazilian team has won Ascension? well now ascension is only one year
The upcoming team is really good on Sunset? take it out
Loud invented a great meta for most maps? nerf sky, viper AND Killjoy

give some time to think about more, but damnit does it feel like they are out to get us-

posted 2 months ago

I am coming

posted 2 months ago

i thought Zap from 2G was yelling some foul stuff, apparently during tsm's match he kept yelling stuff like "we should communicate more" "guys we need to discuss this"
its kind of funny
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLbZkcddCwg

posted 2 months ago

its just really frustrating to have all your mains constantly nerfed to unplayability

posted 2 months ago

am i the only one who feels like the agents are getting progressively weaker?
like, the "op agent" simply has the ability to run.

almost every agent feels like they need atleast a small buff

posted 2 months ago

Forgot about Watchdogs 1

posted 2 months ago

True
That dude always on the edge

posted 2 months ago

Karon
Pancada
Mako
Suygetsu
Chichoo

Smoking final bosses

posted 2 months ago

What's a team you would build if language isn't an issue, they somehow all understand each other.

I'm not asking for "the dominating team that always wins", Im asking for a random roster you would like seing playing together, maybe they have similar style, personality, maybe they are just your favorite underrated players, what are some personal preference rosters you would build if all players suddenly spoke the same language?

posted 2 months ago

Finally some self expression. I hope you healed

posted 2 months ago

No issue, datings sims are taboo for some reason (even though it's tame compared to the trending books on kindle rn)

posted 2 months ago

If someone where to ask you who do you remember from this website?
Not who you like or hate, just users who you can remember their name and their "schtick"

Mine are
Aleskdesk (PRX lover)
Simp4som
Widepeepofrosty (nicest guy on here)
Dani1, Kyria Dort (femboy roleplayer)
Average_NA_fan (nobody believes him)

posted 2 months ago

Basic safe answer

posted 2 months ago

Its a candy crush knock-off mixed with a dating sim. Literally the only bad game I could find since I usually don't play games that I think suck

I legit only play XCOM, Halo, Valorant, Metro (33,LL,Exodus), Minecraft and whatever dating sim that doesn't immediately cringe me out with the dialogue

Sometimes I go back to Watchdogs 1

posted 2 months ago

What are some games that messed with your feelings?
Like no need for full on ugly crying, but like, atleast a tear, a stomach wurl of agony?

Mine were XCOM EW (my combat medic died)
Metro Exodus, the Novosibirsk mission specifically
Halo Reach and 4
Harem Hotel (Maria and Ashley's storyline legit made me sad)

posted 2 months ago

Legit made me blush a lil
Thank you for that

posted 2 months ago

The bulshit penalty on VK
The 4am COVID test ONLY on Gambit (the match lasted deep into late night and they had a match the next day)

posted 2 months ago

What? You wanted me to say some ragebait shit? Or some self-deprecating shit like you?

Matter of fact, Halo 5, new CoD, watchdogs 3
LoL and the new need for speed games

posted 2 months ago

I like it

posted 2 months ago

HuniePop 2
Unironically ruined everything good about the OG, added confusing mechanics, took away the ability to learn more Abt the girls and put that knowledge to the test.

Also fuck the double date system, shit was ass
HuniePop 1 was actually fun, HuniePop 2 is just a hassle to get through

posted 2 months ago

Faker

posted 2 months ago

Acend was not worthy of it's 2021 title.
There was active attempts from the organizers to help them through

Gambit, VK and other teams could've won of not for the interference

posted 2 months ago

Aspas
Pancada
Tuyz
Khalil
Pryze
Xand
Qck to some extent

posted 2 months ago

A sinfonia do sertão revela os gritos inesprimíveis da alma atordoada

posted 2 months ago

For light to continually shine it must first be fueled, for darkness is the mere absence of drive

posted 2 months ago
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