funny how its the sen fans malding and not the LOUD fans kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Saadhak is frying
Less & Cauanzin are dominating
Tuyz is a consistent supportive king
Qck is useless but lucky asf

ngl "G2 never matters" is pretty funny

oh noo

its 2023 NRG All over again
Ardiis = Qck

vlr greentext but grey

This mf runs on sheer fucking luck

> be decent duelist
> get lucky, put on a decent team
> get lucky, known good duelist takes your role so you can botfrag with an excuse
> farm some pre-franchise bronzillians
> get lucky, your org was picked up for franchising
> team collapses due to big players egos and you get shafted
> talk shit about how big players just kiss ass for their spots
> get lucky, transfer window is open and there are no good T1 prospects available
> get lucky, LOUD lost a player
> get lucky, you get in cuz you arent a gambler or arrogant
> have to play duelist again, but still lucky since no one expects anything from you
> get lucky, sadhaak loses his mind puts you on phoenix
> nobody can call you trash cuz you play a trash agent
> get lucky, somehow the fucked up comp gets you to grand finals
> get lucky, you are somehow america's best phoenix
> get lucky again, your opponents are the grand finalists and 2 farmable chinese teams
> farm the chinese, lose to the top 3
> ppl start doubting your skill
> get lucky, your visa fucked up, so now if you play you have an excuse AGAIN to botfrag
> Second Carry your comeback game
> LOUD x G2
> YOU ARE SLIPPING
> NOBODY BELIEVES YOU
> 12 X 11
> IMPOSSIBLE 2V2 AGAINST A VIPER ULT
> GET FUCKING LUCKY
> SPAM AND SOMEHOW GET A WALLBANG HEADSHOT ON A CROUCHED VIPER WHO YOU HAD NO IDEA WHERE SHE WAS
> BE QCK

Qck will now become a phantom -player

HE GOT BLESSED BY GOD WITH THE MAP WINNING KILL OMG

OUT OF NOWHERE

he threw so much, he was so hidden 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭

hey, dont be mean to the one star jawn

Nah, the fun stuff was doing weed and other hard drugs in Woodstock
They just can't do that no more

EDG fans are the cutest
LEV fans are the most normal
DFM fans are the most loyal

HM: LOUD and KC are the most passionate

NRG in Brazilian translates to Nem Rezando Ganha

Which in English is something along the lines of "Even if they pray they don't win" which is incredibly poetic in my eyes

Wtf happened to yessirski??

Legitimately being Old today might be the best thing ever, you can literally play videogames for 10 hours straight and nobody can say shit cuz you old and can't walk properly 😭😭😭

Americas since boaster is European and stax is korean

Hi Psion!

Retirement homes are gonna look like LAN houses

Go 4-1 or 5-1?
But then Furia would be 5-5
MiBr would be 6-4 or 5-5

Holy fuck I need a spreadsheet to figure this out

If fns was still here....😔😔😔 I can still hear him.....

Imagine the following

Saadhak (Flex)
Fns (Sentinel)
Boaster (Smokes)
Kingg (Duelist)
Stax (Initiator)

20 year dynasty

Is there any fucking way MiBr makes it to champs????
Like, let's say the somehow beat C9 today.
Or like. If Furia do sign Xand and Pancada, and the team miraculously works and wins against both LEV and LOUD (it ain't happening) would they even be able to qualify for champions????

You gotta think about it like this. Aspas wants to frag, Sadhaak wants to cook new shit, Sacy wants to win.

That's why 2022 LOUD was great and 2023 LOUD started to fall.

2024 LOUD is just paper rex without the insane aim

Holy shit that is actually a goated argument, I forgot how ass gtn was 😭😭😭😭😭

hello

Im on season 1 of the show
damn i feel sorry for his gf, i know he tries, but damn i feel bad for her

the moment they got rid of fns i knew

eu to meio sério, meio brincando

ratio

I KEPT TELLING YALL NRG WASNT GONNA BE GOOD

is demon1 the pro thats dating an onlyfans girl?

-Ethan
-Demon1
-Victor
-Crashies

+Saadhak
+Fns
+S0M
+Dgzin
+Marved

+mce & negaraL

literally, thats the one spot they were more likely to even be, if he had atleast flown into site i could understand it as space making, but that mf crawled through

TF was that ult? literally just ult in front of you

I was not familiar with your game
gorgeous wife, you truly won at life

bro was never in

interesting argument? 💀

so nothing?

we all josh around him but...
what the fuck does he have to do to redeem himself?
like
will we ever let it go? i aint ready to stop the overtime jokes
is there realistically anything that mf can do to even be eligible for franchising?

its based to hate sentinels, not to hype fofuria

who are you talking to? is there even 2 furia fans?

obviously tockers

Maybe PRX can FINALLY win an event? if not either KRU or LEV

o Pancc vai conquistar vaga na franquia no Ódio, ele vive uma situação aonde apenas o Raafa aceita contratar ele.

Ele não cancelou o papo com ela antes mesmo de se encontrarem pessoalmente? tipo, foi só online?
de qualquer jeito melhor o CTC, Pancc não joga bem overtime, se passa de 16 ele não gosta 😭😭

So if KRU and LEV qualify, whos the third?
NRG and Sen aint going thats for sure
C9? If LOUD somehow beat G2 can we say they are back to good form? who would be better then? Good form LOUD on a rematch or Current C9?
The only team i feel could actually do well as third is EG, but its a 50/50 they even get to playoffs

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