cioccolat
Flag: Brazil
Registered: May 25, 2021
Last post: April 12, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Posts: 4799
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i really want Ascent to go to Overtime
i dont want this match to end yet

posted 1 week ago

relax bro its not that serious

posted 1 week ago

fuckers saying "hes so jawgelost" made me lose it

posted 1 week ago

yeah, sato duelist, spike flex
maybe even Sentinel Tuyz

posted 1 week ago

Som
Spike
Sato
Basic
Gobera

posted 1 week ago

ask the dipshits on yt stream wtf this means lmao

posted 1 week ago

​​G2: we can beat mibr easily 🀑🀑🀑 Mibr: But we have aspas πŸ—ΏπŸ—Ώ πŸ—Ώ Aspas: Your fodder to me buddy πŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯ΆπŸ₯Ά+99999 aura G2 : Bro im cooked πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

posted 1 week ago

what if LOUD hadnt choked LOCKIN?

posted 1 week ago

dawg i couldnt understand a word you wrote

posted 1 week ago

so you think you can stomp me and spit in my eye?

posted 1 week ago

goated play, but it was really funny to me
fnaf jumpscare type play

posted 1 week ago

sorry, forgot abt that word

posted 1 week ago

what why, he looked like that guy that lunged the judge

posted 1 week ago

am i the only one who laughed when Artzin just straight up launched himself onto the guy planting? 12-11 and he just goes "fuck it, my body will be distracting enough"

posted 1 week ago

FAIR POINT

3 NA 3 LATAM 2 BR

posted 1 week ago

8
2 BR
2 LATAM
4 NA

or

9
3 BR
3 NA
3 LATAM

posted 2 weeks ago

certeza q defende havoc. sempre tem um bronze pra falar bosta nos meus posts

posted 2 weeks ago

Yes, the main point is that FURIA needs to get rid of those 4 frauds and all of its valorant management. we have talent in t2, the problem is the org

posted 2 weeks ago

why scrim NRG and EG? so they can vod review your scrims?
its better to scrim teams from other leagues

posted 2 weeks ago

LOUD are already replacing him with Lukxo, i am simply wishing LOUD to stop running Tuyz's carrer into the ground

posted 2 weeks ago

he isnt a good coach, but hes a good game manager. Loud need more strategic depth.

posted 2 weeks ago

Let's say that from divine intervention, 2G manages to get another year in franchising, be it by surviving for longer in champions or beating the ascension team.

Here is what each team needs to do for 2026 to be an actual good BR year.

MIBR
Keep the roster, maybe get another duelist in since Aspas could probably bounce.

LOUD
Get Bzka (AS A GM), Get a new HC, keep Stk as AC
Remove Tuyz
Europe bootcamp + Off-season Tournaments

2G
Spikezin / Basic / Gobera / Tuyz / Askia / Silentzz
Europe Bootcamp + Off-season Tournaments

FURIA
Remove Lukzera, Peu, Raafa, Mwzera, Khalil, Havoc, and all remaining management responsible for pickups.

Keep Pryze as Sub/AC
Keep Heat as either Duelist or Flex
Pick up NegaraL C
Pick up Pleets GM
Pick up Onur TC

Build EG style 10man roster and have intensive scrims.
Suggested player pickups
( Above, Xand, Desire, Skz , Swag, Zanatsu, Forbanz, Zap, Liazzi, Tinchoff )

EDIT - The reasoning for the bootcamps, other than the obvious synergy creation, is that the team gets to scrim NON-LEAGUE T1 TEAMS, they dont have to worry about revealing their strats since the chances that they will face those other teams are much smaller than the teams on VCT

posted 2 weeks ago

Save us πŸ™

posted 2 weeks ago

I have no fucking idea since the callers were Zap and Pryze

And both quit

posted 2 weeks ago

2G's sub is PXs
USA born. BR parents

posted 2 weeks ago

They are getting PXS
An American that plays on the Brazilian challengers circuit.

Problem is Roles.
PXS - Sentinel / Ex-duelist
Gobera - Sentinel / Ex-duelist
Silentzz - Duelist / Ex-sentinel
Lz - Controller / Ex-Initiator
Askia - Duelist / Ex-Initiator

They need to put LZ on initiator, but they don't have someone to put on controller, they can't put Askia cuz they also need him on initiator

posted 2 weeks ago

G2 already proven to be a top team, would be cool to see MiBr win since it would give us a second certified goatee team

posted 2 weeks ago

MIBR vs G2 is this years Hype match of Americas
Jawgemo vs Aspas
Big teams, wow so skillful blablablabla.

23 this was literally a meme matchup
MiBr was the shitiest team in franchising and G2 wasn't even in franchising
It was literally bottom of T1 vs top of t2

Cool how it changed

posted 2 weeks ago

Aspas
JohnQT
Pancada
JonahP
Mazino

posted 2 weeks ago

SEN will literally lose to KRU convincingly and these mfs will still refuse to properly place them
ppl need to accept that KRU & G2 already confirmed their top 2, Mibr might take one their places but is top 3.

SEN, LOUD and C9 are battling for top 4

posted 2 weeks ago

they could also beat LEV depending on how solid they get

posted 2 weeks ago

Otsuka, a content creator and streamer for FURIA, has just requested his resignation after how AWFUL Furia played
https://x.com/otsukafps/status/1905754979799044547

How fucking bad is this team?

posted 2 weeks ago

? what happened on march 7th?

posted 2 weeks ago

afaik only LOUD and MIBR seem to deserve their franchise spot
if the partner teams get minimized only those 2 will be mourned if they dont make it

posted 2 weeks ago

PLEASE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, IM BEGGING YOU
I LIKE MIBR BUT I CANT HAVE ANOTHER YEAR WHERE ONLY ONE BR TEAM ISNT COMPLETELY BRAINLESS

posted 2 weeks ago

khalil needs to go

posted 2 weeks ago

2G PLAYER CARRYING THEIR ASSES 😭
also ffs put heat on flex/controller, his sentinel is crippling you

posted 2 weeks ago

Zap got kicked wtf do we do now 😭😭

posted 2 weeks ago

According to Noyn/Povoleri/Nyang
Zap crashed out during scrims, called his team a bunch of idiots and said he would come back to brazil and make a better team and then beat them. and then proceeded to crashout on management.

which, i mean, imagine if he "redeems" himself? Sacy and saadhak had a similar episode back on vikings, which is why LOUD 22 was born in the first place. will history repeat itself? will zap be brazil's second toxic hero? or will he fizzle out into obscurety?
it has already been confirmed he will be going back to brazil in the next week, the question is if he will manage to actually keep his word and build a good team.

posted 2 weeks ago

Fuck them

posted 2 weeks ago

Is he F/a or atleast buyable?

posted 2 weeks ago

Is he F/a or atleast buyable?

posted 2 weeks ago

It's between G2 and Heretics rn

posted 2 weeks ago

who can 2G get from your leagues? Cuz afaik there's no BR player available with a visa

Are there any decent IGLs around?

posted 2 weeks ago

It's cuz hes a duelist that keeps being at the middle of the scoreboard.
He stopped having impact

posted 2 weeks ago

Death to Tenz legacy?

posted 2 weeks ago

Unironically 100T might be 2Gs first win 😭

posted 2 weeks ago

I don't even understand how he fumbled that bad

posted 2 weeks ago

That cockroach plagues even the Brazilian scene now

posted 2 weeks ago

Tell me what team you guys hate the most, the team with the most upvotes will be my new flair since I seem to be cursed

The moment i out on a flair that team gets fucked somehow.

Used the Loud flair and they lost Saadhak, Aspas and Less
Used EDG flair during their "flop" period
Used TBK flair and they haven't been relevant since
Used MiBr flair for a week and Nzr got kicked
Used the 2G flair and they lost Zap, Pryze and seem to be fully collapsing.

Give me a team to send to the grave!

posted 2 weeks ago
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