cioccolat
Flag: Brazil
Registered: May 25, 2021
Last post: March 6, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Posts: 4608
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Ever since you mfs started complaining about Sacy youve deserved this downward spiral

posted 2 weeks ago

Gourmet food doesn't = good food
I've tasted some absolutely DISGUSTING dishes in gourmet places

Good food is food that tastes good to the majority of people, if it doesn't, it's at best "unique" but don't dare call it good

posted 2 weeks ago

Just get both dumbass

posted 2 weeks ago

Calm down lemme ask them real quick

posted 2 weeks ago

My fun ๐ŸŽˆ๐ŸŽˆ

posted 2 weeks ago

Certified Underdog team

posted 2 weeks ago

They are already benching Pryze
Spike is only joining on the second split
I want 2g to have a strong enough team to beat ascension atleast

posted 2 weeks ago

PLEASE
PLEASE
PLEASE

WE ALL KNOW TUYZ IS GETTING BENCHED, LUKXO IS GOING IN, WE ALL KNOW IT IN OUR BALLS
PLEASE 2G
GET TUYZ
GET MY POOKIE ON A TEAM THAT VALUES HIM ATLEAST A LIL BIT

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

posted 2 weeks ago

Fnatic hired doombros?

posted 2 weeks ago

hello fellow flair user, cope or delusion?

posted 2 weeks ago

just sub out nrg for m80 at this point
or moist

posted 2 weeks ago

say riot celibate the way it should stop c*m

posted 2 weeks ago

So we know Cloud9, NRG, Furia and EG should be kicked asap
But let me add a new one to the list
LEVIATAN
As if the internationalization wasn't enough, thosefs dropped natank for zero reason whatsoever
(We all know who are the real culprits)

posted 2 weeks ago

"all that for a drop of blood" ahh ace

posted 3 weeks ago

only 40 years old <

actually he is 65 but young nevertheless

posted 3 weeks ago

Artzin Bucky 4k
Aspas Ace on Abyss against KRU
DGzin ace on Haven against Kru

posted 3 weeks ago

Verno was nowhere near bad
I can't speak to the quality of Bonkar, but it does seem a bit odd that the team that was outfragged and outaimed is kicking it's strategist

Also, I told y'all NRG is one of the orgs Riot needs to kick from franchising. Get m80 to replace these frauds

posted 3 weeks ago

I wasnt paying attention to emea kickoff i only cared if vitality made it
FUCKING TEAM LIQUID GOT IN BUT TH DIDNT? BBL DIDNT EITHER? WTF?

posted 3 weeks ago

We don't..
We use those to have better living conditions dumbass
Quality of life
A pet mouse has double the lifespan of a wild mouse. That doesn't mean a mouse needs the luxuries to survive

posted 3 weeks ago

Only 2 Br teams have ever done bootcamps outside Brasil.
Loud, and 2G
And only those 2 won titles

posted 3 weeks ago

Coin toss imo,

posted 3 weeks ago

Remove Furia, C9, EG from franchising.

Promote G2 & 2G to franchising

Franchising becomes
LOUD
MIBR
2G (They invest more than Furia +better org)
KRU
LEV
RETA or 9z (give LATAM one more spot, NA already has 4)
SEN
100T
G2
NRG

(I'm open to removing either 100T or NRG and putting M80 in their place)

posted 3 weeks ago

The only reason you believe that is because you do not know anything about nature. Not an insult.

Deer, if left without a predator can destroy entire ecosystem by eating the entirety of the vegetation, which reveals smaller prey, dries up river beds and kills further vegetation.

Dolphins, Sealions & some species of African insects are notoriously known for raping everything that breathes. Dolphins rape for fun. The insects rape with so much ferocity and numbers the females can end up a puddle corpse by the end of it.

Nature is a constant cycle of pruning perceived "harmless acts" before they snowball into disaster.
The deer think they are just eating, the insect thinks it's just doing its job, but they need to be kept in check
Hunger, the weather, and other animals keep them in check

posted 3 weeks ago

sus

posted 3 weeks ago

Sincerely,

Shut up
"but nzr" shut up.
"but xenom" shut up.

this team actually looks decent with a few months of trainning.
stop being so anxious and superficial. Every team that was great at the start of the year didnt win champions
LOUD, FNATIC, SENTINELS, TH, GENG, ETC

posted 3 weeks ago

Zellsis falls under this weird and sad category of players that usually have decent aim, but bring so much value off the server
like for example: Sacy, Xand, Tuyz, Etc

posted 3 weeks ago

Why do SEN fans keep telling me zellsis should be kicked? that he is the weak link? bro looks pretty decent most of the time and is fs frying rn

posted 3 weeks ago

I said it, damn this does not look good for mibr
Split and Abyss are good Kru maps aswell

posted 4 weeks ago

outing yourself as a newgen is outrageous

posted 4 weeks ago

legit forgot about loud lmao ๐Ÿ’€

posted 4 weeks ago

THE ONLY MAP KRU IS MORE SCARED OF THAN FRACTURE IS PEARL
https://www.vlr.gg/445160/mibr-against-kru/#1

posted 4 weeks ago

yeeeeaaaahhhh booyooooy

posted 4 weeks ago

HEY, we did beat KRU..... in the offseason

posted 4 weeks ago

MIBR

posted 4 weeks ago

we literally dont have a team that can beat G2 ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
all of our teams can reach top 2 if everything goes right but i cant see any of them beating G2 dawg ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

we can only win an international if another team somehow eliminates them with sheer aim, but like, how would you even beat THAT TEAM

posted 4 weeks ago

average muliplayer opinion
you guys have the attention span of a goldfish and the taste of an elder miner

You must learn to enjoy things for what they are not the hype they posess

posted 4 weeks ago

i like KRU too but i want MIBR to win.... this is a terrible day to be latino

posted 4 weeks ago

why would KRU beating Mibr be funny?
not hating just curious

posted 4 weeks ago

the comentator saying gira aspas gave me physical pain dawg
theres like two logical sounds you could make and he does the third weird one
its gira as in gee, like oh geez, or gira as in gin

posted 4 weeks ago

NRG / C9 / GE / FURIA / C9 / KOI / C9 / EG

posted 4 weeks ago

i would like for mibr to win, but i do not think any of them are favoured

posted 4 weeks ago

Haven is their worst playable map, basically out of all the maps they allow to be in the map pool, thats their worst. They dont allow Pearl and Fracture so those must be their true worst maps.

Just like Mibr's Lotus isnt dogshit, its just the worst map they have allowed themselves to play in.

posted 4 weeks ago

basically whoever turns their biggest weakness into a strength will have the upper hand

posted 4 weeks ago

KRU have banned Pearl more than they have banned Fracture, they tend to make the other team ban fracture

posted 4 weeks ago

KRU focused on Banning Pearl & Fracture; floated Haven / Bind / Abyss / Split / Lotus
MIBR focused on banning Split & Fracture; floated Haven / Bind / Abyss / Pearl / Lotus

Haven is Kru's worst playable map (map they are ok with playing)
Lotus is Mibr's worst playable map

KRU would ban Pearl since its MIBR's best map
MIBR would ban Bind because its KRU's best map
One of the winning cons here is whichever teams folds and bans fracture, and which team gambles and picks fracture.

IF MIBR = A & KRU = B (mibr chickens out)
X-Fracture X-Pearl V-Haven V-Bind X-Lotus X-Split R-Abyss [This map pool favours KRU]
IF MIBR = A & KRU = B (mibr attacks)
X-Bind X-Fracture or Pearl V-Split V-Abyss X-Lotus X-Fracture or Pearl R-Haven [This map pool favours MIBR]

using this logic, whichever team bans the other's best map first and picks fracture, has a higher chance of winning.

Pearl will not be played if MIBR pick first
Bind will not be played if KRU pick first

When it comes to map picks. whichever team picks fracture (assuming there are no hidden strats) will win the series

EDIT i called it

posted 4 weeks ago

Lets see a role and a position comparison (This is a one diimensional analysis btw)

Duelist: Zekken > Jawgemo
Initiator: Trent > JohnQT
Flex: JonahP > Zellsis
Controller: Bang > Valyn
Sentinel: Leaf > N4rrate

IGL: Valyn = JohnQt

By the point system Sentinels has 35% chance of winning
but the real question lies within G2's choke tendencies. they looked like the best team easily last year too, but they never won an americas or a kickoff due to choking. we must wait and see if jawgemo has eliminated this gene

posted 4 weeks ago

What happened to him?

posted 1 month ago

We should've listened when he was the one fRod fought MiBr to get in 24 (they didn't want to buy a new roster cuz budgeting) and it was supposed to be clear when he was the only one fRod kept in 25

posted 1 month ago

Apparently NZR lays down the initial plans according to fRods antistratting at the start of the rounds while Artzin is in charge of adaptations and Midrounding

posted 1 month ago
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