i deal coke to half of these guys, they're pretty auraless until 3 lines in

So they werent burnout from madrid but they got instsntly burned out after a random gsme vs 100t 🤣 ok bro

Fut beat lev for playoffs lol? And fpx was evenly matched with geng

Got half of it right

Doing well, how's sen

Why does "today" matter and not the exact time that they lost?

Wo0t being the best player was cope for their loss at madrid, miniboo proved at madrid that he's their best player

Not in their current form lol

And 100t lost to sen who couldnt even make playoffs

Fpx was evenly matched with geng + heretics are missing their best player

No more cocaine for you

Yetujey >>>> assuna

Sen in playoffs, nvm

Fnc looked way better in tokyo thsn they did in lockin and 2 of their players didnt even play their best agents

🤴🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🌇

Mayor of yapville

Did eu get access to valorant before the other regions? Wtf does "when the other regions didnt know how to play" mean🤣

I believe

U dont so there's no point in mentioning it lol

Since when can you rent airports

Ok so put something or jingg not forsaken💀

2023 forsaken and no alfajer Lmaoooo

He just needed fpx to miss the event🤣

Undeniably based picks

https://youtu.be/HoPdxjRttvs?si=gT3pwUw-Pt6yqEUy

They have higher chances than g0-2

Come back when fut make playoffs and shit2 and lev dont

Navi was bad last year tho

He's right

Come back when fut make playoffs and g2 dont🤣

Fpx bunch of overpeeking dogshit bots (except for autumn) come back when fpx runs out of gimmicks and fut dominates them 2 0 in rematch

I didnt know either lol, but to be fair i almost mever read articles or remember their names so i cant really say i care

Statistically speaking the gourd has never won an international series

This information has altered my perspective of todays society, im not entirely sure if i should be thanking you for opening my eyes to the truth or resent you for exposing me to this range of negative emotions that stems from being lied to

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute, the man who does not ask is a fool for life

Miniboo and qw1 clear

what past? what he said literally still stands sen didnt qualify for shanghai and wont be qualifying to another event for a long time lmao

thank you for your input (not)

pretty self-explanatory

Are there new patch notes?

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

Least biased vlr post

What about the 3 years of boostio being a tier3 player?

oh NICE NICE 😡 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHOE 😆 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP 🗺️ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT 🗣️ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT 🍀 I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST 📈 SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😡 🔥

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1. i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

2. oh NICE NICE 😡 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHOE 😆 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL 👀 I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP 🗺️ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT 🗣️ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT 🍀 I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST 📈 SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😡 🔥

Here

wish crashies victor and marved would be as self-aware as he is

me when i hear someone call forsaken top 10 itw

Nrg dimasick would go stupendous

Stats arent everything, use eye test🤓