Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Posts: 1153
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It isnt happening, fpx vs prx aware

posted 6 months ago

No

posted 6 months ago

Ryzen cpu = intel cpu
Ryzen gpu>>>>>>>> intel gpu

posted 6 months ago

They didnt crumble, heretics crumbled on that upper round lol, it was obvious that heretics were the better team coming into lower finals

posted 6 months ago

If geng wins the forum wont he usable for years

posted 6 months ago

Again with the 1 region cope, "na got 4-5 teams that could be championship caliber". Define championship caliber cause the way i see it geng and th shitstomped both of your teams in playoffs so its not like they ever had a chance anyways

posted 6 months ago

These are well known facts, no one forgets about them

posted 6 months ago

Anyone could anticipate that

posted 6 months ago

Same shit, if g2 won i would be rooting for g2
Pacific fans be the ones talking the most even tho they havent won dhit yet, imagine what will happen if they were to winπŸ’€πŸ’€

posted 6 months ago

100t are better, any finish other 1st and 2nd in internationalls usually doesnt mean shit

posted 6 months ago

The na teams are getting shitstomped so i guess na is a 0 team region?

posted 6 months ago

Ardiis 1v3 C L E A R S
Ardiis waterslide CLEARS

posted 6 months ago

Fpx va prx aware

posted 6 months ago

He deserves the humiliation, fns clears him

posted 6 months ago

miniboo easily

posted 6 months ago

Fnc (with mrGoudas)

posted 6 months ago

i didnt but now im interested

posted 6 months ago

okobotro?

posted 6 months ago

ronnie james DIO

posted 6 months ago

Does this qualify as a fanfic
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 6 months ago

they had igl and they got grouped in champs and lock in

posted 6 months ago

Clears 96% of valorant cc

posted 6 months ago

I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 6 months ago

Th should learn how to close out a series

posted 6 months ago

Take out kc and put fut in there

posted 6 months ago

Fut sneaking into finals

posted 6 months ago

😍

posted 6 months ago

They were literally t1 players that didnt make it into franchising cause their orgs didnt get picked up

posted 6 months ago

Shitretics should ff the series vs fut out of respect
They dont deserve to play another series

posted 6 months ago

Or get a fucking guardian/odin and counterspam the guy whos been sitting on b main for 11 rounds in a row?

posted 6 months ago

Siktir git

posted 6 months ago

Where did boaster complain about the hate

posted 6 months ago

I sent an eagle on your location

posted 6 months ago

Need some cocaine to fuel them right back up

posted 6 months ago

He threw vs geng

posted 6 months ago

You called him the best neon in the world cause he played some neon in ranked 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

posted 6 months ago

Everywhere: breach

posted 6 months ago

Avg prx fans, no wonder they think forsaken is the best player itw

posted 6 months ago

One of their players celebrated their 4k
Too farπŸ˜”

posted 6 months ago

edg beating fnc is WILD

posted 6 months ago

chronicle is way better both flex and complete player

posted 6 months ago

unfortunately i posted the thread way too late, for 2years+ ppl have been spewing bullshit about forsaken carrying prx and being top 5 itw with 0 arguments other than "eye test" (kekw) and braindead vlr mob just started repeating that day in and day out

posted 6 months ago

https://www.vlr.gg/348318/forsaken-or-chronicle/#97
anyone who calls him the goat is delusional

posted 6 months ago

try bushes

posted 6 months ago

Fut clears prx, unlucky that they have to verse fnatic instead of that free team

posted 6 months ago

At least this time he can hide his negative rating, not that it matters anyways in the eyes of prx fans lol

posted 6 months ago

You just made the list

posted 6 months ago

Greeks avoid paying taxes
Turks avoid paying salaries
Albanians avoid paying for cocaine (we steal it)

posted 6 months ago
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