Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: May 22, 2024 at 4:56 PM
Posts: 964
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posted 1 week ago

5 out of 20+ agents in a single series? Are prx fans born retarded or do they all take extended lessons together?

posted 1 week ago

Hardly clears

posted 1 week ago

He literally played 5 different agents and all 4 roles in finals vs loud lmao

posted 1 week ago

personally im cheering for Fut but i think Fut will win

posted 1 week ago

isnt that what the desk is for?

posted 1 week ago

Always will be

posted 1 week ago

people arent allowed to be happy under bringmethehorizons watch

posted 1 week ago

help should seek him, its way too urgent

posted 1 week ago

im not goudas unfortunately and i didnt πŸ—Ώ

posted 1 week ago

Vlr is exactly like tariks chat lol

posted 1 week ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 1 week ago

Fut would 13 0 any chinese team

posted 1 week ago

Ong, you can tell how mad westjett is at shazham when he mentions ratzam on his vids...

posted 1 week ago

Alfajer would drop you little brother

posted 1 week ago
  1. Sheahhhh
posted 1 week ago

How is no one mentioning mrfallin

posted 1 week ago

😍😍😍😍😍 you're the goat

posted 1 week ago

Despite the fact that Breeze was their map pick, KC lost it in significant fashion. An anti-eco conversion from FUT thanks to a flank from Eray "yetujey" Budak was the final nail in the coffin for Icebox.
typo

posted 1 week ago

This guy is talking about bombing out of events with g2 flair lmaooo

posted 1 week ago

You're my favorite sen fan
Also name checks out

posted 1 week ago

Coughing baby vs turkish pantheon leader

posted 1 week ago

You mean marteen?

posted 1 week ago

Sit down

posted 1 week ago

Map isnt over yet?

posted 1 week ago

Me when na fans did the exact same to brazil and latam before they started carrying their ass 🀣

posted 1 week ago

Are you sure about that?

posted 1 week ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 1 week ago

Make a blacklist and put my name on it

posted 1 week ago

Mrfallin >>>>>>>>> valyn

posted 1 week ago

Im laughing at valyn not benjy

posted 1 week ago

He didnt say it out loud, he wrote it

posted 1 week ago

Are you the guy from vcc discord?

posted 1 week ago

All current heretics players low diff him

posted 1 week ago

Ah my bad g

posted 1 week ago

You'd rather have kc?

posted 1 week ago

Have you ever played rugby?

posted 2 weeks ago

Tixx clears robux

posted 2 weeks ago

The W is for the Waterslide

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 2 weeks ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 2 weeks ago

oh NICE NICE 😑 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHOE πŸ˜† I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP πŸ—ΊοΈ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT πŸ—£οΈ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT πŸ€ I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST πŸ“ˆ SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😑 πŸ”₯

posted 2 weeks ago

doesnt matter fut walks over 100t

posted 2 weeks ago

oh NICE NICE 😑 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHO πŸ˜† I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP πŸ—ΊοΈ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT πŸ—£οΈ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT πŸ€ I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST πŸ“ˆ SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😑 πŸ”₯

posted 2 weeks ago

oh NICE NICE 😑 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHO πŸ˜† I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP πŸ—ΊοΈ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT πŸ—£οΈ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT πŸ€ I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST πŸ“ˆ SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😑 πŸ”₯

posted 2 weeks ago

oh NICE NICE 😑 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHO πŸ˜† I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP πŸ—ΊοΈ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT πŸ—£οΈ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT πŸ€ I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST πŸ“ˆ SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😑 πŸ”₯

posted 2 weeks ago

oh NICE NICE 😑 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHO πŸ˜† I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP πŸ—ΊοΈ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT πŸ—£οΈ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT πŸ€ I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST πŸ“ˆ SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😑 πŸ”₯

posted 2 weeks ago

oh NICE NICE 😑 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHO πŸ˜† I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP πŸ—ΊοΈ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT πŸ—£οΈ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT πŸ€ I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST πŸ“ˆ SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😑 πŸ”₯

posted 2 weeks ago

oh NICE NICE 😑 GOOD JOB CALEEEPSOHOHOHHO πŸ˜† I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ IM A FUCKIN ''''' I STARE AT THE WALL πŸ‘€ I SEE U ON THE MINIMAP πŸ—ΊοΈ YOU-YOU'RE NOT CALLING OUT πŸ—£οΈ THAT ITS WALLED 🧱 VERY UNLUCKY BLYAT πŸ€ I WANT TO PLAY FAIF STEK AND BOOST πŸ“ˆ SHUT UP ROSSI UR HORRIBLE 😑 πŸ”₯

posted 2 weeks ago
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