FNS vs Ardiis

Who would win in a wrestling match all oiled up life is at stake

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

FNS sneaks himself in between the fat pouches on Ardiis like a snake and commands his movements from within, insta victory unless ardiis has enough time to charge up a fart

as a wrestler who wresteled 220 and heavyweight weight class, ardiis (estimated aroud 300-350) doesnt strike me as the type of guy to have any stamina, maybe hes good for about 20 seconds but after that hes wiped. FNS (estimated around 140-150) on the other hand goes to the gym tons and looks like hes pretty fast. Since neither have any experince ill go on basic win cons.
Ardiis win cons

1. FNS gets under him and ardiis lays on him (unlikely fns is smart doubt hell get himself in this position)
2. FNS cant bring ardiis to the ground (likley fns does go to the gym but I dont think he has the strength to bring ardiis down)
3. Ardiis clubs FNS and brings him down (likely FNS might gym but hes still a stick)

FNS win cons

1. FNS outlast ardiis due to stamina (very likley FNS gyms ardiis doesnt)
2. FNS gets ardiis down and ardiis cant get back up (extermly likely ardiis if gassed doesnt strike me as someone with mental to get up)

Overall id say FNS wins 7/10 times due to his superior stamina.