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| Flag: | Albania |
| Registered: | October 8, 2023 |
| Last post: | December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM |
| Posts: | 1153 |
Thank you for your input, sadly we dont give a fuck
100t will win redbull again and will be a proven S tier team!
Ethan clears all of those mutts
He probably helped sign this coach
Bumping your own bait cause it got no reactions is embarrassing dawg 🤣
they win it fs
Who won an international event without playing his best agent a single time
FNC NAVI FUT at start of year, everything else is braindead
In the midst of my amusement on the waterslide, a colossal shadow engulfed the entire pool, casting a momentary pall over my joy. My gaze ascended, revealing the imposing figure of Ardiis, who descended upon me with purpose. His entry into the pool, a grand leap, generated a formidable wave that rendered me unconscious.
Upon regaining my senses, I found myself ensnared within the confines of a frigid, squalid chamber. There, Ardiis stood, broadcasting his exploits in the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch, engaging his audience with a remarkable verbosity, uttering the word "bro" an astonishing 254 times in a mere three sentences. Bewildered, and driven by hunger, I discovered my restraints were crafted from chocolate. I hastened to liberate myself, all the while remaining inconspicuous, presuming I was confined to what I assumed was his maternal abode.
My explorations yielded an exit, whereupon I encountered a furious throng of Brazilians brandishing blowtorches and pitchforks, their chants decrying Ardiis as a racist and a failure. Unperturbed, I sought swift departure. Yet, as I approached the threshold, Ardiis, with his immense hand, restrained me, whispering in my ear with a mellifluous tone, "You're not going anywhere, pumpkin pie," and, "Daddy's going to resolve this swiftly."
Stepping outside, he performed a flamboyant aerial maneuver, conjuring five knives around him, dispatching the Brazilian crowd with a frightening ease. Terrified, I resigned myself to fate. Ardiis approached, each step resonating like a drumbeat. Upon reaching me, he settled down, stating that I had grown cold, necessitating his warmth. After some time, he ushered me back into the malodorous basement, disrobing in the process. He proceeded to inspect me, licking my ear, only to be suddenly overcome with embarrassment. He released me, acknowledging his grievous mistake — all along, he had mistaken me for a chocolate egg, his profound disappointment etched upon his face, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
John cena my favorite wwe player
Derke would have dropped 30 kills minimum every game on na tier2
I was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly this quote hit 😔
bro plays valorant at 1:59am sleeps and then wakes at 2:00am the dedication is insane
i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.
When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.
I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.
I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.
Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.
The only thing that needs fixing in S tier is lev
Marved overrated
Follow this routine if u want Goudas aim💯💯💯
3:00 am Wake up
4:00 am Attempt to look at self in mirror
5:00 am 10x your toilet
8:50 am Investors call
9:00 am Defraud investors
12:00 am Write and pay for Forbes article
1:00 pm Explosive constipation
4:00 pm Photos in front of private jett
6:30 pm Pay to hang out with celebrities
8:00 pm Paid seminar for poor minorities
12:00 am Scream into the abyss
2:00 am Go to sleep knowing you contribute nothing to society
They were good in champs and got an upgraded roster
That comparison makes no sense dawg
Sign of the southern cross
Holy diver
Rainbow in the dark
Emea and apac cannot be switched sadly
I wholeheartedly agree, lets add that yoyo sen flair guy while we're at it
leave the server, you're no longer welcome
i'll check out sacy then since i also try to play safe and give as much info as possible
leo rawdogs every single optic player
Im searching but there's literally not a single one
Overrated and washed. Hell of a duo 🔥🔥
You've got some new competition on being the most annoying user on this site
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