Mozzarellas
Flag: Albania
Registered: October 8, 2023
Last post: December 11, 2024 at 9:44 AM
Posts: 1153
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I think they allow you to choose which region u want to be a part of (thats why russ isnt an import i think)

posted 7 months ago

Says ngl yet keeps lying 🤣

posted 7 months ago

Damn, sentinels beat Heretics who were missing their best player and the lucky team that's barely about to make seasonal playoffs 😔😔

posted 7 months ago

Also its not vitalitys fault that emea ascension proved to be 10x harder than shitmericas ascension m8s 13 0 rawdog g2 any time of the year

posted 7 months ago

Dogs barking after losing to c9 and kru 💀💀💀💀💀

posted 7 months ago

How would nrg go at masters? I guess we'll never know

posted 7 months ago

Let me know when fut goes 0-3 in regionals

posted 7 months ago

Fut would literally shitstomp loud lmao

posted 7 months ago

They hated him cause he spoke the truth

posted 7 months ago

Prx will be grouped in champs

posted 7 months ago

i'd assume prx fans would care a lot about any kind of trophies

posted 7 months ago

edg > no one

posted 7 months ago

edg 100t kru c9 secret drx kc 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

posted 7 months ago

i have to admit, you dont know what you're talking about

posted 7 months ago

mogged

posted 7 months ago

can the rest of us fall for it

posted 7 months ago

Shout out to all my friars

posted 7 months ago

Im choosing the king, give a man fish vs teach a man how to fish (my family is starving btw)

posted 7 months ago

i would rather eat shit with fake friends than eat lobsters and steaks with real ones 💯

posted 7 months ago

imagine getting polvi and not scream lmao

posted 7 months ago

on the wing

posted 7 months ago

fut isnt beatable unless theyre playing deadlock

posted 7 months ago

"in todays standard" average vlr take

posted 7 months ago

keiko is fine lmao
-runner +scream vitality win champs

posted 7 months ago

Heretics have 2.0 odds and fut has 2.80 lil bro

posted 7 months ago

Since ggbet seems to be a scam, does anyone know any other betting sites for val

posted 7 months ago
  1. MrGoudas
posted 7 months ago

Name: Mozzarellas
Server: EU
Gender: MILF (BONUS: Albanian)
Age: 42
Main: sova breach
Rank: asc2
Looking for: whatever happens 😄

posted 7 months ago

Best part is you get to see it many times

posted 7 months ago

Can you stop with this aura shit already, theyre valorant pros not anime characters

posted 7 months ago

actually delusional lmao

posted 7 months ago

fut?

posted 7 months ago

theyre better than kc lol

posted 7 months ago

Heretics fnc or vitality over kc

posted 7 months ago

Welcome to vlr

posted 8 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 8 months ago

Fut? Heretics? Fnc?

posted 8 months ago

Fut heretics fnc trust

posted 8 months ago

It doesnt

posted 8 months ago

Prx 0 trophies unfortunately

posted 8 months ago

Money in your bank account????? 🥵🥵😍😲

posted 8 months ago

The witch across the street

posted 8 months ago

y0y question

posted 8 months ago

20acs barely a difference plus he was on raze while miniboo played neon and yoru, miniboos performance on lotus was something else, if his teammates played to their standard it should hafve been a quick 2-0 (not coping just saying)

posted 8 months ago

before going into the third map miniboo had 1.59 rating while zekken had .98 lol

posted 8 months ago

U know its a fluke when qraxs goes negative on kayo

posted 8 months ago

And fut makes it look easy

posted 8 months ago

🥰🥰🥰🥰😍😍😍

posted 8 months ago

Vit fut and kc navi are looking insane, rest are kinda mid tho except maybe if we get alfa on duelist again for the fnc matches

posted 8 months ago
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