Hynix
Flag: South Korea
Registered: December 28, 2022
Last post: April 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Posts: 2433
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mods are femboy-phobic fs

posted 7 months ago

why is bro obsessed with the fact this guy is indian

posted 7 months ago

stop yappin

posted 7 months ago

common indian W

posted 7 months ago

so the parasocial fully-grown 40-year-old tenz x zekken fanfiction writing jinggg dickriding virtue-signaling white women with victim mentalities on twitter are retarded.
big surprise guys! they just want attention, so it's better not to give it to them.

posted 7 months ago

you'd be surprised what the parasocial middle-aged women on twitter can do

posted 7 months ago

not a surprise when we figure out that the fully grown 40-year-old "cutiepiejinggg" "sen BTStenzXzekken" twitter people are in fact retards

posted 7 months ago

miniboo when he finds out uncleben from vlr is disappointed in him😔😔

posted 7 months ago

sen hanniqt ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww🤮🤮🤮🤮

posted 7 months ago

how is bot ange0 still on

posted 7 months ago

bang and asuna surely have nudes of nadeshot to still be on this roster

posted 7 months ago

between eg 2023 and loud 2022

posted 7 months ago

S-Tier: JingggsFamilyLawyer, thanatos11, G2ShahZam, TSMC (for leaving)
A-Tier: swvyboi1, lelouch526, AceGamer30, Kirya
B-Tier: Sage-Breach, BulkyLettuce, Simp4S0m, Yessirski
C-Tier: oiiink, dort, sentinelmain377, Shawn23, froggy_lol
D-Tier: groomer, NexusNomad, Qwertyy, smith_and_winston
F-Tier: TSMCFAN, Brimstan (said he would quit but didn't), tokki

maybe baiters but idk: arin2016, sussybaka, Chunkio, trembolanaRage
washed baiters: babysasuke, nutab1e, thenuturiousPRO

posted 7 months ago

retarded response

posted 7 months ago

the fact that 100t were the best americas team at shanghai should be telling of the state of americas during shanghai
meanwhile fnatic lost to fut...
and in the end TH with a sub got 2 maps against GENG and even dogwalked the other "good" teams after their second loss against G2

posted 7 months ago

counterpoint: french

posted 7 months ago

the rest of the teams were incredibly weak at shanghai. the fluke isn't that they were bad it's just that the wrong teams made it to shanghai to validate their win

posted 7 months ago

with that said here are the biggest flukes:

  1. acend champs 2021
  2. zeta reykjavik 2022
  3. t1 shanghai qualification 2024
  4. loud madrid 2024
  5. geng shanghai 2024
posted 7 months ago

GENG will need to get really lucky next year (if they keep their roster) meanwhile foxy9 is developed and still bad.

posted 7 months ago

china got champs before pacific shut your pussy ass up and watch your actually decent region

posted 7 months ago

in my nightmare they replaced rb with foxy9 and buzz was playing neon.
actually shuddering from the thought of that rn.

posted 7 months ago

skibidi sigma

posted 7 months ago

retarded format punishing teams for the performance of a roster that no longer even exists

posted 7 months ago

retarded format

posted 7 months ago

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

posted 7 months ago

seoul sucked because rito small broke indie company + korea not enough interest in val
id reckon other asian countries would do fine

posted 7 months ago

didn't karon get 18 kills across two maps

posted 7 months ago

k use machine or db

posted 7 months ago

biank>>>>
bro led two bad teams out of champions group stage

posted 7 months ago

dookie list does not warrant another dookie list

posted 7 months ago

chamber is not foxy9 he is dookie
cooked list in general

posted 7 months ago

if you think there are better players on raze than jinggg then there's literally no point of keeping him, it's much easier to drop him at that point for an actual role player.
paper rex is stuck at a point where it would be better to change the roster, but can't because clout and 40-year-old fully-grown "cutiepiejinggg" women.

posted 7 months ago

https://x.com/Zestvlrt/status/1827712221507698904
easy way out of not getting grouped🫵🤡

posted 7 months ago

geng, drx, t1

posted 7 months ago

korea undefeated against china

posted 7 months ago

heretics? you mean that t2 team with keloqz? what are you guys even talking about atp
MEMEA fans have lost it

posted 7 months ago

bringing out results from 2021 is crazy

posted 7 months ago

drx eliminated both emea bot teams (TL is too shit to count) this tourney lmao cry is free

posted 7 months ago

d0rke
https://www.vlr.gg/130689/drx-vs-fnatic-valorant-champions-2022-lr2/?game=all&tab=overview
put some respect on the 2022 champ, the event just ended and ur already coping

posted 7 months ago

bangkok would be a really nice place to host an event. DRX taking home pacific's first trophy at the first asian major would be lit

posted 7 months ago

what does "tweaking" mean? like confused? goofy ah vocabulary tbh but i don't really see any flaws in my logic.

posted 7 months ago

what? lev crashed out 5-6th place with fnatic and sen didn't even make it to a single event this year... i think lev has potential but sen needs to undergo some serious roster changes this off season. probably about time to pick up an actual igl like dephh maybe

posted 7 months ago

now that DRX finally lifted their 5-6th curse and made it to top 3 in the biggest tournament of the year i think it's time to talk about DRX in franchising

realistically considering they were this close to beating optic in the lower finals the top 3 (LOUD, OPTIC, DRX) are clearly in a tier of their own right now, and since LOUD/OPTIC are being butchered that gives DRX a huge advantage, especially with rb clearing the fraud allegations during champs and zest's insane consistency.

as long as we keep the roster consistent next year and don't fuck around, i think DRX is coming in with a massive advantage this upcoming season and the expectation should be to take at least one of the trophies.

im proud of this team, we go next.

posted 7 months ago

p00p0r0x dont count

posted 7 months ago

they were clearly worse than every playoff team other than trace

posted 7 months ago

it was never about the players

posted 7 months ago

a team with no flaws doesn't get grouped

posted 7 months ago

in my mind i think it's because they've only faced the inconsistent teams during champs, even if it's extreme cope at this point i honestly just feel like they've just caught each team at the worst times and they are still only as good as when they lost to G2...

if they'd beaten a team like TH, FNATIC, or DRX i think my mind would change, since even though DRX and FNATIC are arguably worse than the teams EDG has faced they're at least somewhat consistent

posted 7 months ago
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