EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS
Flag: United States
Registered: May 17, 2024
Last post: November 23, 2024 at 7:29 PM
Posts: 159
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did you actually take the time to make this wholeass poem abt yay

posted 4 months ago

I dont get it

posted 4 months ago

Tbh I just read nutab1e’s comment and I based my opinion off of that. GOD I LOVE NUTAB1E!

posted 4 months ago

My shit bangs. Give it up.

posted 4 months ago

Looking here guy. I don’t know where it you are comme from. LEAVE ME ALON! i struggle each day with demons inside me. I frel like FREAKING max mazanov… except… chuckles i AM the demon1… YOU SCARED yte? You dont even the knowing how much i go through. Grinding premier, watching le vods. I FREAKING h*te you CANADA MAN. My post is not bait. I dated a FREKING HOT GF! Who cars she has 1 eye. We all have 1 eye, but also some have another one and thats ok

Candaman i challenge you NOW. Come to East BLUFF SIDING COUNTY WISCONSIN. See what a REALM MAN rates YOU! Or i let my DEmons coming inside you hard

posted 4 months ago

I live in essex too! Wsp!

posted 4 months ago

I’m in grade 6 if thats what you mean? Idk sorry we didnt study drugs in health class yet

posted 4 months ago

Should i donate one of my eyes to her to win her back? Would she be able to see through my mind with it like in that toy story movie?

posted 4 months ago

She would play val with me even though she was partially blind. I feel so bad for cheating on her. She couldnt see me doing it cus i always stayed on her left side (bad eye) but it felt bad that she found out (she turned her head)… how to win her back?

posted 4 months ago

Opened the Kingdra ex box and my only pull was a normal Kingdra ex. Life is okay, it is just children’s cardboard, though I am still technically a child so it still is annoying. If somehow any of you collect Pokémon cards, just know that this box is not recommended by me!

Ignore this post if you’re a racist.

posted 4 months ago

You are very joking-san bruhmphrey! I no this is myth!!!~

posted 4 months ago

USA sugoi country we hav donardu trumpo-sama

posted 4 months ago

Haiiii, i no i said that i cant go to chinar cus my mom said NO (ughhh I HAET her).
Buttt japan is litweraly sugoi~
So how go japan fast and FAST beccuse the company ition of champions started and its so kawaaiiii seeeing teams like geng-sama competing ^o^ *•~

I sendo lots money if somwun take me japan! Is can take helicoptor?

posted 4 months ago

I think he’s doing his own thing

posted 4 months ago

Take a deep breath. Look outside your window.

Breathe out.

Be normal.

posted 4 months ago

half the mfs in this thread ACTUALLY need this advice lmaoo

posted 4 months ago

Rip man

posted 4 months ago
  1. EDG
  2. PRX
  3. Talon
  4. FPX
  5. Leviatan
posted 4 months ago

The goal of each and every man

posted 4 months ago

Fractured Skull Syndrome I fear

posted 4 months ago

They had to merge randoms from Shopify, like Oderus or wtv he calls himself now, just to drop insane talent like Sym? Aproto from Ghost, the deagle demon? Now they are suffering just because Charlie and Ludwig couldn’t hemorrhage more cash.

Gj to TSM, sucks for Moist, dgaf abt Shopify

posted 4 months ago

Upfrag for dissing tmv mods

posted 4 months ago

💕

posted 4 months ago

Let’s face it. The kid isn’t get any younger, and his gameplay isn’t getting better.
From wonderkid to a mediocre dude. When will he hit 360 satchel headshots like Derke. He has no X-Factor.
Plus he is only half Pinoy. I feel like that’s a nerf, no offense to Italy tho.

Should VCT teams look towards even younger players, to ensure the freshest performances possible?

posted 4 months ago

True as always EEIU_WATCHER_ANONYMOUS

posted 4 months ago

Men With Round Faces is another heartfelt piece by Bruhmphrey!

posted 4 months ago

Treuyue

posted 4 months ago

HOW MANY CLUTCHES DOES THIS GUY HAVE

posted 4 months ago

Title

posted 4 months ago

What is the double entendre here? Site and site?

posted 4 months ago

They feel like challengers casters to me still. Missing Balla somehow…

posted 4 months ago

They have actually given me a trauma response. My therapist shot me once

posted 4 months ago

Okay I realize I don’t like how she announces teams. It scares me a little and I pee a bit…

posted 4 months ago

Buy yourself pokemon cards :)

posted 4 months ago

Parasocial weirdos.

posted 4 months ago

Did it end?

posted 4 months ago

I see eeiu

posted 4 months ago

I am reporting in the GOAT before the match.
https://x.com/willminder/status/1812913686811713566?s=46
Reminder that the eeiu will be the best to ever do it when all is said and done.

posted 4 months ago

KEZNIT AGAIN?

posted 4 months ago

We were so wrong abt this match. It isnt just the eeiu waiting room. Actually hype.

posted 4 months ago

Entirely different connotations. Contextual connotations are just as important within a phrase as the dictionary definition. The commonly accepted use case is in reference to an individual. The obvious and far more common (and socially accepted) phrase uses “gravity”.

If you want to get into Derridian semantics to argue against connotation then please continue to use words that do not properly reflect the socialized understandings of communication.

posted 4 months ago

Waffling, blud, goofy ahh, yapper, brainrot, kekw

posted 4 months ago

During round 16 of the Cloud 9 vs KRU match, you said “gravitas of the situation”, in err of “gravity of the situation” in reference to a KRU player’s face camera.

I can forgive this error, but it is imperative that you take the time between games to improve your diction, utilization of language, and ultimately accuracy during casts. It takes me out of the immersion of a match when I have to hear such grating gaffs. Maybe you can learn from babybay? He is extremely eloquent and verbose.

Please get this message to Doug, he deserves the opportunity to improve, and that is only given through robust criticism.

Edit for kindness: I find your work to be a noble pursuit. I appreciate all that casters do, I only hope that you may all continue to improve.

Double Edit for Turkey: Connotation and convention are the issue here. Please do not try to use a dictionary definition as a defence. Thank you.

posted 4 months ago

This isn’t Valorant related…

posted 4 months ago

Cry is freee haha i get it. Haha i got it

posted 4 months ago

Wow, this curry guy must be so pent up!! Sentinels continue his edging streak with close calls on replacements and substitutions. Madrid was a chance. Today was a chance. But the little piggy has yet to oink!

I’d love sentinels to edge me!

posted 4 months ago

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posted 4 months ago

We LITERALLY Don’t Know

How badly BiliBili still clears FNS.
It has been 332 Days since either of them have attended an international event. Since the double time 2-0 against America's largest cranium.

What is worse, is that due to the non-quals of NRG, we simply cannot even rate them higher than any VCT China team, as they have yet to prove themselves against a Chinese team.
I have a solution.

Deprive the NRG players of their chef. Remove them from the castle. Drop them in the Fengshui woodland of a tiny village. Refrain from making Sam and Victor guide them (Crashies would try). Learn the ways of the BiliBiler on the one XiaoMi phone they have been provided.

However, to facilitate this, they must train in order to properly acclimate to the environment.

Get ready to learn Chinese, FNS.

posted 4 months ago

Been seeing all of this Sacy stuff on vlr, and really, I just feel like everyone is missing the main point. I saw one of his streams a while back, I think he was duoing with Zekken? Might've been with someone else, but I remember watching him play Sova on icebox when suddenly and without warning, my mind went completely blank, and the only thought in my head was, "Could I fit Sacy's head inside my ass?"

Maybe it was just the comely sheen off his dome, but something about that shining bespectacled orb gave the deep, inescapable feeling that this world would be better off with that head firmly inserted into my rectum. Sexuality be damned this; this was a spiritual impulse! Like Abraham before the bush; like Moses on Mount Sinai; like Whoopi Goldberg holding the script for Sister Act 2, God has given me my task.

I called Gustavo, thinking this might be an unreasonable proposition, his candid response however, intrigued me: "yeah," he said, "but can we do it in the porch area of a local Starbucks?" I asked him why, and he told me that six other people had already asked to do this, and he had done those at Starbucks, and if he brought in a seventh he would get a free salted caramel latte. I asked if he could get me one too, but he said they're just for him.

posted 4 months ago

What are you doing this weekend btw

posted 4 months ago
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