where did it go wrong... 😥

LMFAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO
I LUV U

I dont think those sequence of words will ever be uttered in our lifetime at any point

Biggest Loser of VLR: sensucks

I swear youve said this before 😭😭
im not tripping right

WAIT WHAHAHTHATAT
what was your name !???!
i watch a lot of cricket so i mustve seen you at some point

kangaroo sausage is fire ngl...

also why you making indomie in that heat 😭

Neon IS 19
which is also older than me so legally i can say this

Ishi bro
(did i say it right, i have an ethiopian friend and he says that to his brother)

um
tbh idk why i expect anything less

its that time yet again.... the sacred text is back.. 😈

1. Viper (deep voice, dominant and step u on vibes type shi)
2. VYSE (HOLY CWAP, mask covering her makes it even scarier, those long thorns can do so much, and that wall to block any escape... yo...)
3. Deadlock (Bondage Queen, can tie u up and like use them sonic sensors on u to make u obey)
4. Reyna (Latino)
5. Fade (likes fearplay, will u make you scared and maybe send her dogs to capture prey)
6. Sage (can be mean when needed, can use sage walls to deny escape)
7. Skye (into petplay prolly will leash u)
8. Killjoy (may use some of her toys)
9. Clove (very scary cause scottish voice, also never dies so u cant run from them)
10. Raze (her voice pulls her down lower in the ranks)
11. Jett (Getting a bit more out there, but still a bit too innocent)
12. Astra (closest to actual mother vibes)
13. Neon (Definitely in her learning stage but not quite there yet)

OPEN TO NEW SUGGESTIONS :)
Previous Iterations:
https://www.vlr.gg/235100/mommys-ranked-updated-june-2023
https://www.vlr.gg/298279/mommys-ranked-updated-feb-2024
https://www.vlr.gg/330681/mommys-ranked-updated-april-2024

#GEFIGHTING

Comparing 1st world country to a 3rd world country
What the fuck ?

nahhh.....

optic literally ran chamber and kj together on maps,
vyse literally cant full fil the same role as kj and cypher because she doesnt have spotting utility.
Im just going to reiterate my argument again which is VYSE IS NOT THE SAME AS KJ AND CYPHER AND SHOULD NOT BE IN THE SAME SUB CLASS.
IM SURE SHE CAN REPLACE THEM ON SOME MAPS BUT SHE IS NOT IN THE SAME SUB CLASS AS THEM

its the most uniqe tourney we ever hadd
and it ends magnificiently

Champs 2023, Champs 2022
and lock in HAS to be S tier,

We had the best grandfinal and story at lockin with boast and derke
Champs 2023 had the BEST underdog story in all of esports with eg winning ON THEIR HOME TURF
And champs 2022 had some the most banger matches we have ever seen still to this day
and first brazillian/south american team winning something (AND OPTIC V LOUD RIVALRY)

bro...
ok lets use haven as an example !!
kj is a great agent for haven, so is cypher !!
A lot of people (including ranked [Im in immo lobbies] and pro play) love putting a turret watching c long on defense, because this allows more people to stack on other areas of the map !!!
OR we can put
A cypher cam down C long to get quick info if they are rushing or lurking C!
This is information no other sentinel can provide !!
MEANING, cypher and kj are INFORMATION SENTINELS. NOW im not saying other sentinels dont give info, im saying they cant do what cypher and kj do.

its bizarre to me that you are still defending this point lmfaoaoaoao

also ? no team is going to run cypher and vyse? yet... teams run deadlock and cypher !! because just like vyse and deadlock, a trip or sound trip is NOT good info. Why do you think people ran triple iniator on ascent when chamber meta was going on. Because chamber could not get enough info with JUST his trip. also

classified as info sentinel
means it provides the same info as kj or cypher
which it 100% does not
there fore
Vyse is not an info sentinel

the radius of those traps
is NOTHING compared to cypher cam and kj turret
the only info its good for is flank

ts is NOT an info senti 😭
info senti is like kj and cypher
as they both have long range info
kj has turret that has infinite range pretty much
and cypher cam you can see very far

vyse seems to be in her own sub category of sentinel

cypher + kj = info senti
sage + deadlock = barrier senti/anti push
Chamber = aimer senti ? idfk
vyse = trap senti

dummy

?

https://x.com/ValorINTEL/status/1826929203792494644
not looking good man...

theres only one line that echoes through my head...
why did he aim the reset...

LOVE IS NOT UNCOMFORTABLE

b- b- b- break ????!!?
f- fdor waht >!>?!
I dont neeed a break...

WTF SAME 420+ edpi ON TOP

but i have 850 dpi
idk why ive always had that

damn
that was lowky 🔥

so basically
idfk

nuh uh
i wanna fpx wtfff
so many oce viewers wanna watch cn cause theres actual oce representation
so we rlly want english casters

LMAOAOOA WHATT

what !

would you call drinknig water an addictoin!??!!?
HUH!!?!
NO
you wouldnt...
i need it to live...
to survive...
to keep going...

The stress fuels me
seeing paper rex choke over and over gives me the angst i need to continue on with this life

johnolsen played a lot of breach and skye
so he could have been iniator

17. the susanto family has 4 boys
    Kevin (xccurate)
    Alvin (doesnt play)
    Jason (Forsaken)
    Jojo (Jojo)

Alvin Susanto is the only one that didnt want to be a pro player
or was a semi-pro atleast

🤮

its worse to be pretending that your a super young kid
and i cant tell anymore if your still joking or not lmao

thai super team
CRWS - igl flex
Primmie - duelist
Surf - senti
Jitboys - smokes
iniator - Johnolsen PTC

YO IVE SEEN JOHNOLSEN PLAY INT BEFORE HE WAS CRACKED I SWEAR

same coaching staff tho
crws js translates everything that frost and boi say

It was great for his career and his goals
but
I think its criminal to bring in imports when there is such a crazy amount of tier 2 talent in korea
and you arent choosing any of them

but...
your morals...

nah
meteor was much more impactful in shanghai bro
this guy was getting impact kill after impact kill
he is by far the best player on geng

most teams are orgless lmao
theres onlike 2 or 3 actual oce orgs

AMEN !

im not tryna downplay crazyguy 😭😭
ik how hard igling is
im really glad hes representing a whole country on bleed
im js saying i wish tier 1 had more viet aimers

all my homies dont fw mortadello

bro no one whos buys a jersey is walking around casually outside with it

they js hang it up on their wall or wear it if a valorant event comes to their city and they go to it.

also prx jersey looks sick which is why i bought it
its also cause i wanna support the team

You literally gave an opinion what
saying they were "lucky" is not an observation
that is a straight up an opinion.

ok
ignore my flair for this

but this is a dumb fucking take what
Are we really still using this "They got lucky" cope
fr?
They got to where they were for a reason
they made that comeback against loud and eg for a reason
because they WERE better
as it clearly shows
the fact that you are still crying about this a year later is childish LMAO